First, let's take roll to see if we have a quorum.
Dr. Pepper: Here
Hopps: Here
Pepster: Here
Sinickal: Here
Tony:
Tony:
Ok, never mind. We have a quorum. The draft may proceed.
Also, present today are special guests Audio, Prez and Vinny.
17:39 - Vinny here, and already watching ESPN like a crackhead. (The draft starts at 20:00).
18:01 - Prez repping the Fins! Fitz is on the honey bun diet and the rest of the team is on South Beach - and I don't mean the diet.
Keep repping fellas, see you in about two hours.
Before the draft starts, we should just lay out for you our personal preferences. Sinickal and Pepster - Chicago Bears; Hopps - Dallas Cowboys; Tony - who cares he isn't here; Dr. Pepper - Denver Broncos; Audio - Pittsburgh Steelers; Prez and Vinny - Miami Dolphins. But we still make Vinny claim the San Francisco 49ers and New York Dragons.
19:55 - Vinny: Nope, just Phins here.
19:57 - Pepster: You didn't like the Dragons reference?
19:58 - Vinny: Loved it, just very short-lived.
19:59 - Vinny: Played for the Bears briefly in 2003 also. Horrible year. Our home games were at the University of Illinois.
20:01 - Pepster: That year. No wonder I forgot.
20:02 - Pepster: Peyton Manning, Please shut up and go play golf!
20:02 - Dr. Pepper: THE SHERIFF!
20:03 - Vinny: At least we don't have to listen to Gruden this year. [Ed. Note: I honestly could have stopped the conversation right there as we all agree this IS the highlight of the draft, at least until we get to CeeDee Lamb's house.]
20:04 - Vinny: If Phins trade up I might pitch this phone into the drywall. [Spoiler Alert: he doesn't].
20:04 - Sinickal: What coverage is everyone watching? I am NFL Network.
20:04 - Pepster: Just FYI - I am watching ESPN, not ABC.
20:04 - Hopps: Goodell's basement sucks.
20:04 - Sinickal: Now ESPN.
20:05 - Hopps: ESPN
20:05 - Pepster: He is just happy nobody is going to be booing him.
20:05 - Sinickal: There was a rumor that they had figured out a way to pipe booing into this broadcast. Ah, there it is.
20:05 - Vinny: Goodell has about as many friends as Donald Trump.
20:07 - Dr. Pepper: I would have preferred Shakira.
20:08 - I am married and quarantined and you give me a dude singing.
20:08 - Pepster: Shakira should do every NFL event, but with a different hot woman singer each time.
20:08 - Sinickal: NFL just filling time now? Have we ever had an anthem at the draft.
20:08 - Hopps: Michael Bubbly sang well. [Ed. Note. It was Harry Connick, Jr.]
20:08 - Pepster: Draft system must not be fixed. Stalling for time.
20:08 - Vinny: Harry sings shit other than Christams music?
20:09 - Sinickal: And can we get some screen shots of players kneeling?
20:09 - Dr. Pepper: Fauci is the man.
20:13 - Dr. Pepper: The Lou Holtz of Medicine.
20:14 - Vinny: Dr. Fauci's voice is like fingernails on a chalkboard.
20:15 - Dr. Pepper: Goodell is upset at this "quarantine draft" because he is a hugger.
20:16 - Hopps: Goodell is a tool.
20:20 - Vinny: Are we all split on ABC and ESPN?
20:21 - Dr. Pepper: On ESPN.
20:21 - Pepster: ESPN - No Jesse Palmer for me.
20:21 - Vinny: Jesse and I are friends.
20:21 - Pepster: I am sure Jesse is a good guy, but can't watch anyone from the Bachelor.
20:21 - Vinny: Oh man did I make fun of him for that. But he did get good tv jobs out of it.
20:21 - Hopps: How does the director of player personnel have a better setup than the head coach?
20:22 - Sinickal: Who is the first team to really screw up here? I think it will be the Bengals. No matter what they do.
20:22 - Hopps: I am just rating people's setups.
20:23 - Audio: Browns will be the first to screw up - like every year.
20:23 - Hopps: Cincy already screwed up.
20:24 - Sinickal: And I am not even including Irvin's suit.
20:24 - Hopps: Two minutes are gone and they haven't taken Burrow.
20:24 - Audio: Tua is going to fall to the Patriots.
20:24 - Hopps: Is Burrow going to cry when he slops to the 3rd round?
20:24 - Dr. Pepper: Here we go ...
20:24 - WITH THE FIRST PICK THE CINCINNATI BENGALS SELECT JOE BURROW, QB - LSU
20:25 - Vinny: No surprise.
20:25 - Pepster: Joe Burrow looks just like his mom - that is not a compliment for either.
20:26 - Sinickal: The pick has been in for 5 minutes. The Bengals already screwed up the draft.
2028 - Prez: The Dolphins messed up this draft and they haven't picked yet.
20:28 - Pepster: When notified of Burrow's pick at #1, Ed Orgeron said, "Hmmmdmdme, geirlwbfhdh, wha!'
20:29 - Vinny: Guy chews on rocks. He just looks like a bayou shitkicker.
20:31 - Vinny: This gets interesting after Young goes here.
20:32 - Pepster: Yep. Would love to see a trade at 3 to start making things interesting.
20:32 - Sinickal: Suzy desperately needs to get into a hair salon!
20:32 - Hopps: That's a lot of Namath cum in her hair!
20:32 - Racecar (who has now made an appearance): Joe Burrow looks like Pete Davidson -and that is not a compliment.
20:32 - Hopps: Chase Young has 4 phones!
20:33 - WITH THE SECOND PICK THE WASHINGTON RACISTS SELECT CHASE YOUNG, DE, OHIO STATE
20:33 - Hopps: His hair makes him look like Jar Jar Binks!
20:34 - Sinickal: How long until we start comparing him to Sean Taylor?
20:34 - Pepster: When he gets shot ....
20:34:42 - Pepster: I can't believe I wrote that - I love Sean Taylor
20:36 - Sinickal: We all do. That's why it's funny.
20:36 - Hopps: He's going to kill QBs.
20:36 - Audio: Here comes the first trade ...
20:36 - Hopps: What mistake have the Lions made?
20:38 - Pepster: Drafting a receiver.
20:38 - WITH THE THIRD PICK THE DETROIT LIONS SELECT JEFF OKUDAH, CB, OHIO STATE
20:41 - Sinickal: It may be just my imagination [Ed. Note - Running away with me], but it looks like Joe Burrow's family borrowed that house from a black family.
20:43 - Vinny: (In response to Chase Young's and Jeff Okudah's highlight tapes) - Glad Purdue didn't play Ohio State this year. We would have been on those two highlights, 100%.
20:48 - WITH THE FOURTH PICK THE NEW YORK GIANTS SELECT ANDREW THOMAS, T, GEORGIA
20:48 - Hopps: Wow.
20:49 - Vinny: Tua Time!
20:49 - Pepster: Thomas annihilated Florida's defensive line in the Florida-Georgia game.
20:49 - Hopps: Why is Gettelman wearing a mask by himself in his own basement?
20:50 - Sinickal: That's his attic.
20:50 - Vinny: I WANT SIMMONS!
20:52 - Hopps: Still can't pronounce Tua's last name!
20:52 - Pepster: Why is entire family wearing leis except for Tua?
20:52 - Hopps (a BC alumnus): Flores repping a BC hat. This doesn't bode well for the Fins.
20:52 - Sinickal: Where did they get leis during a pandemic? And whose house is that?
20:53: Hopps: Riddick has the oldest football video game ever on his shelf.
20:55 - Dr, Pepper: Did Kurt Warner have work done?
20:55 - WITH THE FIFTH PICK THE MIAMI DOLPHINS SELECT TUA TAGAVAILOA, QB, ALABAMA
20:55 - Prez: Ridiculous.
20:56 - Audio: Marino - let him have your number!
20:57: Vinny: This kid is made of glass!
20:57 - Pepster: His is no Fitzpatrick!
20:58 - Vinny: The name on his jersey will be fragile!
20:59 - Prez: They knew what they were getting into ... I say, let 'em crash!
20:59 - Sinickal: Why don't they call him Tag? Wouldn't that be easier?
20:59 - Dr. Pepper: Tua Tag?
20:59: Pepster: Less syllables. He certainly doesn't need to buy a vowel.
21:01 - Vinny: I hate drafting players in theory that won't play.
21:01 - Sinickal: Is Herbert estranged from his parents? Shouldn't he then go to the Packers?
21:03 - WITH THE SIXTH PICK THE LOS ANGELES CHARGERS SELECT JUSTIN HERBERT, QB, OREGON
21:04 - Dr. Pepper: It might be the acne.
21:07 - Vinny: I figured at least one trade by now.
21:07 - Pepster: That is disappointing.
21:10 - Prez: Who's going to be the first one to cry when their name gets called?
21:10 - Pepster: Cedric Benson. Oh, sorry - flashback.
21:11 - WITH THE SEVENTH PICK THE CAROLINA PANTHERS SELECT DERICK BROWN, DT, AUBURN
21:11 - Hopps: Was Drew Rosenhaus in the room with Derrick Brown?
21:11 - Pepster: Nothing against Brown, but the Panthers lose Kuechly and Simmons is just sitting right there ...
21:14 - Pepster: Brown is the first player drafted with a kid clearly visible on camera.
21:14 - Sinickal: Doesn't Brown's house exceed social distancing requirements?
21:14 - Hopps: I'm just trying to figure out who the background randoms are in some of the houses.
21:15 - Sinickal: Kliff Kingsbury, Winner!
21:15 - WITH THE EIGHTH PICK THE ARIZONA CARDINALS SELECT ISAIAH SIMMONS, LB, CLEMSON
21:16 - Sinickal: Look at that F'N house!!!
21:16 - Hopps: He's not wearing socks.
21:16 - Vinny: Best player in the draft just went.
21:17 - Sinickal: Some of these player's houses are laid out! This virtual draft will lead to some NCAA sanctions.
21:17 - Vinny: I can count the money in Simmons' pants!
21:17 - Hopps: That's a lot of ass!
21:18 - Vinny: Who wears them tight ass pants?
21:18 - Racecar (popping in again): Simmons' mom needs Spanx!
21:18 - Prez: Sinickal said he would spanx dat ass!
21:20 - Sinickal: Not yet, but I would have said it.
21:21 - Dr. Pepper: Christmas ham ass.
21:22 - Vinny: Jags are up Does it matter who they draft? They are tanking for Lawrence next year. If I was a Jags fan I would want covid to ruin the entire season.
21:23 - Sinickal: Was with Marrone in Syracuse. Want him to do well here.
21:23 - WITH THE NINTH PICK THE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS SELECT C.J. HENDERSON, CB, FLORIDA
21:24 - Pepster: Henderson does NOT look happy.
21:24 - Hopps: Who wants to play there?
21:24 - Sinickal: Henderson's crib looks like there may be drug money involved.
21:24:39 - Sinickal: Or, since it's Miami, we'll just call it "Tuesday".
21:25 - Prez: Whole family just said, "Gyadd Damn Gina!"
21:26 - Hopps: Really? Rolling out St. Jude's just to get pity for the Browns?
21:26 - WITH THE TENTH PICK THE CLEVELAND BROWN SELECT JEDRICK WILLS, JR., T, ALABAMA
21:27 - Hopps: Due on the left was asleep with his hands in his pants. They are ready for Cleveland!
21:29 - Pepster: Willis' brother is definitely not an athlete.
21:30 - Vinny: Here come the Jets; that fan base is deserving of another bust!
21:32 - Sinickal: Pepster, it is almost time to celebrate our draft again. The Bears acquire Khalil Mack.
21:33 - Pepster: Best pick of this draft.
21:34 - Vinny: Bears paid Quinn a 40 year old DE. Good job giving him a 5 year deal.
21:34 - Pepster: Yes, Vinny, and he will have 10 1/2 sacks this year.
21:35 - Pepster: Apparently Jeudy can give the old "Stanky leg" as per Michael Irvin.
21:35 - Vinny: I coached against Jeudy when he was at Deerfield.
21:35 - WITH THE ELEVENTH PICK THE NEW YORK JETS SELECT MEKHI BECTO, T, LOUISVILLE
21:35 - Hopps: Wow. His dad is 600 pounds!
21:35 - Sinickal: I will own that Michael Irvin outfit before the end of the draft.
21:36 - Vinny: Becton is the first girl to cry.
21:36 - Pepster: He gets it from his daddy - the weight that is.
21:36 - Sinickal: Who's the other dude?
21:37 - Racecar pops back in: The pastor?
21:37 - Sinickal: This may be our best highlight reel.
21:38: Hopps: It has to be.
21:38 - Pepster: Great video!
21:38 - Hopps: That's a big dude, though.
21:38 - Sinickal: How tall is the girl in the background?
21:39 - Pepster: 6'8".
21:39 - Hopps - Speaking of tall, Mel Kiper's hair is getting bigger but his head is shrinking.
21:39: Dr. Pepper: Tony, are you awake? [Ed. Note: He isn't.]
21:40 - WITH THE TWELFTH PICK THE LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SELECT HENRY RUGGS, WR, ALABAMA
21:40 - Hopps: Now Ruggs will not be investigated by the NCAA. And, Mrs. Gruden is a spinner.
21:41 - Hopps: Ruggs is wearing a bathrobe!
21:43 - Dr. Pepper: That hat ya'll!
21:44 - Sinickal: An Old Spice hotel robe!
21:45 - Vinny: WOW! Hope Old Spice is paying him for that. That watch was 10gs.
21:45 - Hopps: Have to compliment the hotel bathrobe with something.
21:46 - Sinickal: His mom apparently ran a 4.2 40. I LOVE a good folk lore.
21:47 - Pepster: Our first trade.
21:48 - Vinny: Tampa's gonna take the tackle I wanted.
21:49 - Sinickal: Wirfs got him a corn fed woman next to him.
21:50 - Prez: With the number 1 pick, I select Bethany from Air Force!
21:50 - WITH THE THIRTEENTH PICK THE TAMPA BAY BUCCANEERS SELECT TRISTEN WIRFS, T, IOWA
21:52 - Hopps: How are you a dark shark in effing Iowa?
21:54 - Pepster: And now Emmanuel Sanders' replacement falls to SF
21:58 - Pepster: Who was the random white girl at Jeudy's house?
21:58 - Hopps: I was thinking the same thing.
21:58 - Sinickal: Who is that filthy woman with CeeDee?
21:59 - WITH THE FOURTEENTH PICK THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS SELECT JAVON KINLAW, DT, SOUTH CAROLINA
21:59 - Hopps: Dude is dead on the couch.
22:00 - Pepster: Grandpa was the only one ready to be picked.
22:00 - Dr. Pepper: CeeDee to the Broncos.
22:02 - Hopps: This might be the way this draft should go from now on.
22:04 - WITH THE FIFTEENTH THE DENVER BRONCOS SELECT JERRY JEUDY, WR, ALABAMA
22:04 - Sinickal: My man was ready for ANYBODY to be drafted.
22:05 - Dr. Pepper: Wow. Love this.
22:06 - Pepster: I know Atlanta wanted C.J. Henderson, might see a trade here.
22:06 - Vinny: Jeudy is so pissed Ruggs went before him. Atlanta will go pass rush, I would think.
22:07 - Sinickal: Will Jeudy be faster in the thin air?
22:07 - Racecar: Who names their kid Jerry when you last name is Jeudy? And Jeudy got that booty!
22:08 - Vinny: Jeudy with the Star of David on.
22:09 - Sinickal: One of the all time great combine stories.
22:12 - Pepster: Four Alabama players taken in first round already. Record is 6, Miami 2004.
22:12 - Hopps: Did Arthur Blank get his cabinets from The Home Depot?
22:13 - WITH THE SIXTEENTH PICK THE ATLANTA FALCONS SELECT A.J. TERRELL, CB, CLEMSON
22:14 - Pepster: Cowboys up next. Who do you want Hopps?
22:14 - Hopps: Jerry better to Jefferson.
22:14 - Vinny: McKinne to Phins, I hope.
22:15 - Vinny: Cowboys need McKinney. Heath is garbage.
22:15 - Pepster: Prez, your thoughts on Miami's pick?
22:16 - Hopps: McCarthy is till figuring out the interwebs.
22:16 - Sinickal: Jerry's wife practicing good social distancing. Or, just distancing.
22:17 - Vinny: Irvin knocked down an 8-ball about 30 minutes ago.
22:18 - Pepster: Girl next to Lamb is MONEY!
22:18 - Hopps: Who is the smokeshow next to Lamb? [Ed. Note: Her name is Crymson Rose.]
22:18 - Sinickal: Yeah! You late to this party. I already had my "private time" on that.
22:19 - WITH THE SEVENTEENTH PICK THE DALLAS COWBOYS SELECT CEEDEE LAMB, WR, OKLAHOMA
22:19 - Hopps: Okay!!!
22:20 - Hopps: That MF is country!
22:20 - Hopps: Can we just get back to girl on the couch?
22:20 - Pepster: Got damn!
22:20 - Dr. Pepper: Them thighs.
22:20 - Sinickal: She may be hired help.
22:21 - Dr. Pepper: Claude Geezus!
22:22 - Dr. Pepper: I need help!
22:27: Hopps: The Patriots draft a camera man!
22:28 - WITH THE EIGHTEENTH PICK THE MIAMI DOLPHINS SELECT AUSTIN JACKSON, T, USC
22:28 - Vinny: Holy packed couch!
22:29: Hopps: That couch is not afraid of a fork!
22:29 - Vinny: Goodell is the stiffest white man alive. What a f'n dork. He got swirlies in high school.
22:31 - Sinickal: This Vegas pick is THE MACK!
22:31 - Hopps: Flores has a land line.
22:31 - Vinny: Flores - sweet empty trophy case behind you brah!
22:32 - Sinickal: Roger changed clothes.
22:32 - Hopps: He's a tool.
22:33 - Dr. Pepper: Draft next year in Vegas! He flubbed the year, though.
22:33 - Hopps: Yes he did. Kiper's head is so shiny.
22:33 - WITH THE NINETEENTH PICK THE LAS VEGAS RAIDERS SELECT DAMONE ARNETTE, CB, OHIO STATE
22:34 - Vinny: Who is the midget in the Gruden fam?
22:35 - Hopps: WTF is the whiteboard behind Chucky? [Ed. Note: It was the Raiders draft board.]
22:36 - Pepster: Goodell must have spooged on himself watching CeeDee Lamb's girlfriend!
22:37 - Pepster: Raiders with the first really big reach of the night.
22:37 - Sinickal: So to recap, Gruden took the other Bama receiver, then took a 2nd team All Big 10 corner
22:37 - Sinickal: That guy probably finished behind a dude from Minnesota. [Ed. Note: He did.]
22:37 - Hopps: Ok gents. I have a call with India at 4. Can't wait to read the rest of this tomorrow.
22:41 - Vinny: Whoever the Jags take, put that guy on suicide watch.
22:41 - WITH THE TWENTIETH PICK THE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS SELECT K'LAVON CHIASSON, DE, LSU
22:43 - Sinickal: Elite get off!!!
22:43 - Found on Twitter: The NFL Draft takes way too long. If I really wanted to watch 32 picks in 3 hours I'd just watch Jameis Winston play.
22:46 - Pepster: This has to be Justin Jefferson, right?
22:46 - Sinickal: This hast to be the equivalent of MTV Cribs. No way these players live in these spaces ... yet.
22:47 - WITH THE TWENTY-FIRST PICK THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES SELECT JALEN RAEGOR, WR, TCU
22:48 - Sinickal: Finally a house that makes sense.
22:49 - Pepster: And his dad was in the NFL.
22:50 - Sinickal: Nothing on those walls.
22:51 - Vinny: Please take notice of the NFL attempt to keep people out of camera view in an attempt to promote social distance. You know damn well there are 100 people tucked behind all them walls.
22:52 - Vinny: And how did the kid with the dad who played 10 years in the NFL get the smallest house on here?
22:55 - WITH THE TWENTY-SECOND PICK THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS SELECT JUSTIN JEFFERSON, WR, LSU
22:56 - Sinickal: Zimmer's spot!
22:59 - Sinickal: My hot take. This draft happened a couple of days ago. Goodell has cards to read. Not a single video glitch. From some 100 cameras on WiFi in some ridiculous places? The only thing real here is the reactions from the kids.
23:00 - WITH THE TWENTY-THIRD PICK THE LOS ANGELES CHARGERS SELECT KENNETH MURRAY, LB, OKLAHOMA
23:01 - Pepster: Murray is a beast.
23:02 - Sinickal: Ooh! Goth White Girl!
23:03 - Pepster: She must be adopted.
23:02 - Sinickal: nah, she fucking somebody in that room.
23:04 - Sinickal: Aye, must be Murray.
23:05 - Pepster: She's 16 - so, probably Murray's sister.
23:05 - Sinickal: Younger brother?
23:06 - Pepster: Perhaps ...
23:07 - Vinny: Thank God there were no cameras at my draft party.
23:07 - Pepster: What were you trying to hide?
23:08 - Vinny: Lots.
23:08 - WITH THE TWENTY-FOURTH PICK THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SELECT CESAR RUIZ, C, MICHIGAN
23:10 - Pepster: Major crier!
23:12 - Pepster: Breaking football news: Dak Prescott's brother just passed away.
23:15 - WITH THE TWENTY-FIFTH PICK THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS SELECT BRANDON AIYUK, WR, ARIZONA STATE
23:01 - Pepster: Murray is a beast.
23:02 - Sinickal: Ooh! Goth White Girl!
23:03 - Pepster: She must be adopted.
23:02 - Sinickal: nah, she fucking somebody in that room.
23:04 - Sinickal: Aye, must be Murray.
23:05 - Pepster: She's 16 - so, probably Murray's sister.
23:05 - Sinickal: Younger brother?
23:06 - Pepster: Perhaps ...
23:07 - Vinny: Thank God there were no cameras at my draft party.
23:07 - Pepster: What were you trying to hide?
23:08 - Vinny: Lots.
23:08 - WITH THE TWENTY-FOURTH PICK THE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SELECT CESAR RUIZ, C, MICHIGAN
23:10 - Pepster: Major crier!
23:12 - Pepster: Breaking football news: Dak Prescott's brother just passed away.
23:15 - WITH THE TWENTY-FIFTH PICK THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS SELECT BRANDON AIYUK, WR, ARIZONA STATE
23:25 - WITH THE TWENTY-SIXTH PICK THE GREEN BAY PACKERS SELECT JORDAN LOVE, QB, UTAH STATE
23:29 - Sinickal: DAMN!
23:32 - Sinickal: Aaron Rodgers is going to treat Jordan Love like a little brother. Or like a parent. Or like everyone else in his immediate family.
23:29 - Sinickal: DAMN!
23:32 - Sinickal: Aaron Rodgers is going to treat Jordan Love like a little brother. Or like a parent. Or like everyone else in his immediate family.
23:35 - WITH THE TWENTY-SEVENTH PICK THE SEATTLE SEAHAWKS SELECT JORDYN BROOKS, LB, TEXAS TECH
23:35 - Pepster: Consecutive Jordans!
23:35 - WITH THE TWENTY-EIGHTH PICK THE BALTIMORE RAVENS SELECT PATRICK QUEEN, LB, LSU
23:42: Sinickal: Packers have not selected an RB or WR in the 1st round during the Aarond Rodgers tenure.
23:45 - Pepster: The have wasted his career.
23:43 - Vinny: Kiper's forehead is gleaming. Easy on the halogens in that room, please.
23:46 - Sinickal: Bad lighting is THE rookie teleworking mistake. You can get around everything else.
23:47 - Sinickal - Okay, WTF is going on at Mike Vrabel's house?
23:48 - [Ed. Note.: This was happening at Mike Vrabel's house.]
23:48 - Vinny: Holy bad mullet!
23:49 - WITH THE TWENTY-NINTH PICK THE TENNESSEE TITANS SELECT ISAIAH WILSON, T, GEORGIA
23:50 - Pepster: We just went biblical; Second Isaiah!
23:53 - Vinny: Vrabel keeping it real with a mouth full or worm dirt. Way to keep it classy.
23:58 - WITH THE THIRTIETH PICK THE MIAMIDOLPHINS SELECT NOAH IGBINOGHENE, CB, AUBURN
00:00 - Pepster: Between Tagovailoa and Igbinoghene, the Dolphins better give their equipment guy a raise.
00:01 - Pepster: Both parents Olympians is a pretty good story.
00:02 - Vinny: Jesus I hope our RB is there in the second round.
00:02 - WITH THE THIRTY-FIRST PICK THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS SELECT JEFF GLADNEY, CB, TCU
00:03 - Pepster: Who is Gladney?
00:04 - Pepster: Vinny - Jordan Howard is damn good, though.
00:10 - WITH THE THIRTY-SECOND PICK THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS SELECT CLYDE EDWARDS-HELAIRE, RB, LSU
00:17 - Vinny: The Dolphins picked three guys that won't start next year. Why do I bother?
As the 1st round comes to a close, there is one clear winner on the evening!
Ladies and Gentlemen - Crymson Rose! (Yes, I know there are more and better pics of Ms. Rose, but we thought we should just include the picture from the draft.)
23:35 - Pepster: Consecutive Jordans!
23:35 - WITH THE TWENTY-EIGHTH PICK THE BALTIMORE RAVENS SELECT PATRICK QUEEN, LB, LSU
23:42: Sinickal: Packers have not selected an RB or WR in the 1st round during the Aarond Rodgers tenure.
23:45 - Pepster: The have wasted his career.
23:43 - Vinny: Kiper's forehead is gleaming. Easy on the halogens in that room, please.
23:46 - Sinickal: Bad lighting is THE rookie teleworking mistake. You can get around everything else.
23:47 - Sinickal - Okay, WTF is going on at Mike Vrabel's house?
23:48 - [Ed. Note.: This was happening at Mike Vrabel's house.]
23:48 - Vinny: Holy bad mullet!
23:49 - WITH THE TWENTY-NINTH PICK THE TENNESSEE TITANS SELECT ISAIAH WILSON, T, GEORGIA
23:50 - Pepster: We just went biblical; Second Isaiah!
23:53 - Vinny: Vrabel keeping it real with a mouth full or worm dirt. Way to keep it classy.
23:58 - WITH THE THIRTIETH PICK THE MIAMIDOLPHINS SELECT NOAH IGBINOGHENE, CB, AUBURN
00:00 - Pepster: Between Tagovailoa and Igbinoghene, the Dolphins better give their equipment guy a raise.
00:01 - Pepster: Both parents Olympians is a pretty good story.
00:02 - Vinny: Jesus I hope our RB is there in the second round.
00:02 - WITH THE THIRTY-FIRST PICK THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS SELECT JEFF GLADNEY, CB, TCU
00:03 - Pepster: Who is Gladney?
00:04 - Pepster: Vinny - Jordan Howard is damn good, though.
00:10 - WITH THE THIRTY-SECOND PICK THE KANSAS CITY CHIEFS SELECT CLYDE EDWARDS-HELAIRE, RB, LSU
00:17 - Vinny: The Dolphins picked three guys that won't start next year. Why do I bother?
As the 1st round comes to a close, there is one clear winner on the evening!
Ladies and Gentlemen - Crymson Rose! (Yes, I know there are more and better pics of Ms. Rose, but we thought we should just include the picture from the draft.)
