Sunday, April 14, 2024

Final Four Chronicles: Questions & Answers

 


So, the Final Four is complete, with UConn winning its second consecutive national championship, your Final Four crew have all safely returned home, and most of the sporting world has moved to the Masters, the NBA Playoffs, the WNBA draft, the NFL draft, or something else.  But, we here at WeMakeItRain have received a number of questions about our trip, so as a service to our followers, we have brought back the Q&A, first (and only) done in NEW ORLEANS 2022.

So, on to the questions ...

Q:    Your first entry says 2 of the 3 members of WeMakeItRain were in attendance.  Who was missing?  

A:    Hopps.  He could not attend.  In fact, he has only made one post on WeMakeItRain, and that was back in September 2007.  He might not actually be a part of this site any longer!

Q:    Your first entry also says that 3 of the 4 members of the coaching staff attended.  Who was missing?

A:    Also Hopps.  He would have been dismissed from the coaching staff already if Kev-O even hinted at the fact he wants the gig.  But, he absolutely abhors Southwestern Central.

Q:    You always tag Alison and Racecar in your posts, but no mention of them during your chronicles.  Why not?

A:    They did not attend.  We tag them so they know what we are up to.

Q:    Who writes the entries?

A:    We all contribute our memories of the days, the content of the posts, and editorial control.  

Q:    Does everything about which you write actually occur?

A:    Absolutely.  Everything is 100% true.  We may control content for time and space, but nothing is made up.

Q:    Why do you insist on the accuracy of the time zones and the time changes?

A:    We do not.  Pepster does, mostly to raise the ire of Sinickal.

Q:    Even when all in the same time zone, there are sometimes references to time zones.  Why don't I get it?

A:    It goes all the way back to New Orleans, 2003, when Pepster flew into New Orleans from Florida and stated that he was thirsty, blaming it on the change in time zones.  Then, later that week, the clocks sprung forward, making everyone thirsty one hour earlier, you know, because of the time change.  Been a line ever since.  [Ed. Note - The "spring forward" from standard time to daylight savings time used to occur in the first weekend in April.  It has since been moved up in the calendar.]

Q:    What do you think of Phoenix as a Final Four host.

A:    We enjoy the area.  Some fun times in Scottsdale, some great golf, and great weather.  Events are way too spread out.  We shouldn't have to drive an hour to the event from all of the best social areas of the city.

Q:    I didn't see a mention of the Road to the Final 4 5K.  Did you run again this year?

A:    Again?!  That's funny.

Q:  What team was represented the most?

A:    Purdue, and it wasn't even close!

Q:    Pepster - my boyfriend's mom is going to read this.  You can't post jokes like the one about Lebanon!  Ok, so not so much a question as a comment.

A:    We don't have to answer if it isn't a question.  But, from Pepster's brother:  "Leba-bomb, amirite?"  

A:    OK, we'll answer.  We aren't trying to offend anybody at all, just noting occurrences that we find interesting, fun, funny, noteworthy, or just worth mentioning.  We don't think anybody is really offended, especially the commenter's boyfriend's mom.  But if so, we will try to take that into account next year.

Q:    Speaking of next year, where is it being held, and are you going?

A:    San Antonio, Texas, and absolutely.  Some of us will definitely be there, and hopefully all.  

Q:    How did you like your AirBnB?  Was it in a good neighborhood?

A:    Great location:  Old Town Scottsdale.  Close to groceries, restaurants, bars, walk-up late night burrito joint.  Just amazing.  We solved the flaw of the window treatments.  The only real problem was the security system, which set an alarm off every time we opened the door to the back patio.  We could stop the alarm quickly, but not allowed to disarm it because of regulations to prevent children from drowning.

Q:    What was the best food you ate?

A:    SumoMaya Sunday Brunch.  Easy!

Q:    Did you have any local beer?  If so, what were your favorites?

A:    We really didn't have that much.  Too much travel around the darn metropolitan area wastes time that could have been spent drinking.  That being said, the Scottsdale Blonde Ale was good, and Sinickal introduced us to "Long Drink," which is a Finnish style gin mixed drink served in a can.  Pretty good.

Q:  For which team were you cheering?

A:    Sinickal was boisterously in favor of Syracuse.  Kev-O and Pepster were ABD, "Anybody but Duke."  Tony was in favor of Texas.  Now, all that being said, we wanted to see really good basketball, and that didn't really happen.  UConn was too dominant.

Q:    Did anything stand out in the games?

A:    Zach Edey gets every call, and Stephon Castle can play!  Mark Sears is pretty good too.  DJ Burns may not have been the best DJ on his team - that honor belonged to Horne.

Q:    What did you mean by "magical pheromones?"

A:    Some people just have a flair for the dramatic.

Q:    How did Pepster get the 1904 Olympics question about St. Louis correct.

A:    We don't know.  He somehow knows more about the Olympics than a normal person should.

Q:    Why did you call the person in the passenger seat of the Waymo a sociopath?

A:    Ok, listen.  The Waymo is just a version of a rideshare, just without a driver.  So, you sit in the back if it is just you.  That is what you do.  If you want to be playful, then you sit in the driver seat and scare all the other drivers around you.  But you do not - under any circumstances - sit in the front passenger seat!

Q:    What is the airport cheat code?

A:    If we told you and everybody started doing it, it would no longer be the time-and-effort-saving cheat code, now would it? We will say that Sinickal travels A LOT!

Q:    On the Departure Day, Sinickal noted the amount of people in Coach House drinking at 10:45 a.m. Weren't you there at that time drinking?

A:    Yes, but we were flying out of Phoenix that day, and days of air travel don't count.  Also, Sinickal and Pepster were there together, not by themselves like the others.

Q:    Who IS the second best NBA player from Duke?

Q:    Wait, who is the best NBA player from Duke?

A:    Grant Hill, duh!

Q:    Ok, that makes sense.  Who is the second best NBA player from Duke?

A:    Pepster believes it is already Jayson Tatum.  Sinickal believes that Tatum has to show he can win first, so he throws out Shane Battier.  Elton Brand was very good.  All of us believe it could be Zion Williamson if he continues to stay healthy. Carlos Boozer had a nice career, but not to that level.  We all also discount Kyrie Irving because he only played 11 games at Duke.  Kev-O believes nobody should speak about Duke, ever.  In all honesty, given their success in college, Duke does not have a great body of NBA alumni.

Q:    Did you ask why there was a dump truck in the bar?

A:    No, we did not, because it was apparent it was there for the bike show.  However, shouldn't every bar have at least one dump truck at all times?!



Friday, April 12, 2024

Final Four Chronicles: The Departure

 

The time has come for our crew to depart, and although we had a great time, we are more than ready to get back to civilization.  But, it is possible something fun, funny, or interesting occurs on our ways home.

Tuesday, April 9

22:03 - Kev-O notices that the Purdue fans on his flight are big mad.  Complainting that "Hurley doesn't do it the right way.  He touched a player [Edey] and that should have been a technical foul.

22:04 - Kev-O immediately realizes that this is why they lost by double digits.

22:05 - Sinickal tells him to mention that Edey commits assault 10 times a game and it is never called.

22:06 - Sinickal also notes that Kev-O's answer tells us that Purdue is big AND mad, not just big mad.

22:08 - From Kev-O, "Oh no.  Dude is like 5'7", which is confusing because I don't know how he got inside the building on January 6.

Wednesday, April 10

04:30 E.D.T. (approx.) - Kev-O wheels down in Atlanta.

06:00 P.S.T. - Both Pepster and Sinickal are up.  Tony is likely on a work call.

07:00 - Papa Si and Anne are up.  Anne starts preparing breakfast.

07:48 - Sinickal and Pepster go to Basher's for orange juice.  Pick up orange juice only.

07:57 - Sinickal and Pepster back at the house.  Walk into the house without the orange juice.  Return to the car.

07:58 - Anne asks if we got the text about buying jelly; we did not.

08:02 - Anne cooking breakfast reminds us of the first time we attending a Final Four together, in New Orleans, 2003, where Pepster's aunt Sylvia cooked us breakfast each-and-every morning.  Sinickal reminds everyone that Syracuse won that year behind Carmelo Anthony.  Anne remarks, "Has it been that long since Syracuse has won?"

8:20 - Breakfast is served.

8:22 - Anne proclaims that the Saga of the Jelly is solved.

8:58 - Discussion regarding nuclear power plant explosions.  Don't ask.

9:04 - Sinickal tells Anne that she should just move somewhere completely surrounded by nothingness, like the panhandle of Oklahoma, perhaps the northeast corner.

09:36 - To the airport for Tony's flight.

10:08 - See a guy riding a horse, in the middle of a field, outside a trailer park.

10:18 - Airport cheat code!

10:27 - Drop off Tony.

10:46 - Pepster and Sinickal at Coach House.  Live baseball on television.  Gotta love west coast time!

10:47 - Sinickal notes that he just loves the amount of people out drinking at this time in the morning during the middle of the week is astounding.

11:19 - To Cold Beer and Cheeseburgers for lunch.

11:24 - Enter Cold Beers and Cheeseburgers.

12:00 - Tony wheels up to New York.

12:47 - Exit Cold Beers and Cheeseburgers.  Sure we talked about stuff, but too exhausted to really realize and remember what it was.

12:59 - Pepster enters airport.

13:32 - Four girls in line for the jetway, looking like they came off of a girls weekend/week.  Two of the girls are wearing hats that say, "Dump Him!"  We hope it wasn't a bachelorette party!

14:00 - Pepster wheels up to Houston.  Nobody on his flight is wearing any college gear.  Final Four is definitely over.

18:30 C.D.T. - Pepster wheels down in Houston.

18:00 E.D.T. - Tony wheels down in New York.

19:20 C.D.T. - Pepster wheels up to Fort Lauderdale.

10:45 E.D.T. - Pepster wheels down in Fort Lauderdale.

00:10 - Pepster arrives home.

22:00 P.S.T. - Sinickal wheels up to DC.

Thursday, April 11

9:03 E.D.T. Sinickal is wheels down in Washington DC. We are a wrap for the 2024 Final Four Chronicles.

NCAA Tournament Pool - Final Standings - OFFICIAL!!!

 

Here are the standings after the championship game.  Although I do not expect anything to change, I do want to take the weekend to double-check to finalize everything, especially since we have a tie for third, so I have to go calculate the tiebreaker.  But, I didn't want everyone to think I forgot about the pool while in Arizona.  Congratulations - at least for now - to Dan Barsky of Miami, Florida, Paul Cummings of Palm City, Florida, Jim Coleman of Boynton Beach, Florida and Brigadier General Kareem "Monty" Montague, of Hickham Air Force Base, Hawaii.  3 of those 4 will win a portion of the proceeds, and have been notified separately of the situation and of the timing.

Final Pool Results/Standings

1.  Daniel Barsky 1 - 154

2.  Paul Cummings 2 - 153

3.  James Coleman - 149  - WINNER BY TIEBREAKER!!!

ALL EARNINGS HAVE BEEN DISTRIBUTED IN THE METHOD YOU SUBMITTED TO ME.

4.  Brigadier General Kareem Montague - 149

5.  Paul Cummings 3 - 146
     Ty Hedgpeth - 146
     Si Nichols - 146

8.  George Fox 2 - 143

9.  Brian McMahon - 137
     Jeff Plamondon - 137
     Cheryl Spuhler - 137

12.  Natalie Moon - 136

13.  Bill Ganoe 2 - 131
       Jeremy Spuhler - 131

15.  Justine Frank - 130
       Javier Rodriguez - 130
       Measha Williams 3 - 130 

18.  Matt Hopps - 128
       William Pujals - 128
       Rich Samuels 1 - 128

21.  Rich Samuels 5 - 126

22.  Alvaro Gonzalez - 125
       Dawn Lamb - 125
       Sean McInerney 2 - 125

25.  Silas Nichols - 123

26.  Scott Bieterman 1 - 120
       Brittany Sosa - 120
       Sasha Moon - 120

29.  Max Macon 2 - 118
       Rich Samuels 2 - 118
       Rich Samuels 3 - 118

32.  Miles Jackson - 117
       Chris O'Neil - 117
       Day Yi - 117

35.  George Fox 1 - 115
       Max Marion 3 - 115
       Keith Wynne - 115

38.     Justin Yung - 114

39.  Rich Samuels 4 - 112
       Jason Spuhler - 112

41.  Adam Jorgensen 1 - 111
       Lee Pagan - 111
       Barkley Sosa - 111

44.  Colleen Giamberini - 110
       Measha Williams 1 - 110

46.  Marcus Spruill - 109
       Amanda Staudt - 109

48.  Barbie Curlett 2 - 108

49.  Noel Martinez 1 - 107
       Shane Jernigan 1 - 107

51.  Chris Simmons - 106

52.  Keith Zdrowak - 105

53.  Bill Ganoe 3 - 99
       Kyle Henderson 2 - 99
       George Walks 3 - 99
       Amy Zdrowak - 99

57.  Barbie Curlett 1 - 98
       Kyle Henderson 1 - 98
       Allison Parker - 98

60.  Jenna Finkelstein - 97

61.  Jacey Fowler 1 - 96
       Blake Jackson - 96
       Shane Jernigan 2 - 96

64.  Marcus Jackson - 94 
       George Walks 4 - 94

66.  Paul Cummings 1 - 93
       John Hedgpeth - 93
       Katie Zdrowak -93

69.  Braeden Helland - 92
       Max Marion 1 - 92

71.  Adam Jorgensen 2 - 91

72.  Daniel Barsky 2 - 90
       Joel Chernoff - 90
       Bill Ganoe 1 - 90
       Dan Laishley - 90

76.  Matt O'Kell - 89
 
77.  Logan Spuhler - 88

78.  Jane Reynolds - 87
       Cassi Spruill - 87

80.  Josh Zdrowak - 86

81.  Kevin Dick - 85
       Carolyn Fowler - 85

83.  James Garvin - 84
       Mark Holbert - 84

85.  Brent Bellinger - 83
       Anne-Marie O'Neil - 83

87.  Measha Williams 2 - 82
       Mike Wolff 1 - 82

89.  Jody Cox - 81
       Dave Piasecki - 81

91.  Karen Katz - 80

92.  Ashley Poer - 79
       Pepe Sosa - 79
       Bubba Zdrowak - 79

95.  Skip LaForte - 76
       Biscuit Zdrowak - 76

97.  Tyler Giamberini - 74
       Katie Kollmeyer - 74
       Sean McInerney 1 - 74
       Jacey Reynolds 2 - 74
       Lily Spuhler - 74
       Jonathan Wasserman - 74

104.  Jessica Samuels - 73

105.  Stephanie Henderson - 72
         Arlene Amo Hopps - 72

107.  Dave Marzouca 1 - 71
         Kisha Marzouca 1 - 71

109.  Michael McNally - 70
         Coco Wynne - 70

111.  Derrick Lowe - 69
         Ryan Rodriguez - 69
         Jamie Toole - 69

114.  Clair Bullock - 68

115.  Nick Kuehl - 67

116.  Carolyn Fowler & Jane Reynolds - 66
         Melissa Gaynor - 66
         Quinn Jackson - 66
         Chris Pettit - 66

120.  Scott Bieterman 2 - 65
         Kingfish Parham - 65

122.  Savannah Grace Pressly - 64
         Cheryl Spuhler - 64

124.  Max Marions 2 - 63
         George Walks 1 - 63

126.  George Walks 2 - 62

127.  Max Macon 3 - 61
         Max Macon 4 - 61

129.  Kisha Marzouca 2 - 60
 
130.  Max Marion 4 - 59

131.  Guy Hughes - 55

132.  Mike Wolff 2 - 51

133.  Dave Marzouca 2 - 50

134.  Noel Martinez 2 - 49
         A.J. Ripin - 49

136.  Hannah Sosa - 45

137.  ALYSSA HOPPS - QUINCY, MASSACHUSETTS - 35 POINTS - CLINCHED LAST PLACE AND RETURN OF ENTRY FEE

Wednesday, April 10, 2024

The Final Four Chronicles: Play Day

 

Your crew has extended its ordinary trip by a day.  The reason for this is mostly to hang out with Papa Si and Anne, but also to sneak another round of golf into this trip.  We might be running out of steam, be we will give it a shot.  A warning to our more sensitive readers, there is a small bit of cursing near the end, but that particular moment has to be captured exactly, or else it won't have the same effect.  You know, journalistic integrity.

05:30 - Tony is up.  Hits the hot tub.

06:10 - Pepster is up.  Leaves the mother-in-law suite where he has been staying to head to the main house.  Tony in the hot tub scares him to death.

06:25 - Sinickal is out of his room.

06:30 - Kev-O comes out of his room.

Some work, some phone calls, some packing.  We have to check out of the AirBnB.

08:57 - Head up to Papa Si and Anne's to drop off our luggage and continue to golf.

09:52 - Enter Legend Trail.  Told by the staff that, "The snakes are out!"

10:00 - Inexplicably remember we forgot to add a story from brunch on Sunday, so we will add it here.  As we leave, Big Wigg tries to retrieve his car from the valet, which was parked immediately adjacent to the valet stand.  The valet had locked his key fob inside somehow, and Big Wigg could not open the doors.  After much consternation, Sinickal downloads an app, which ultimately unlocks the doors.  The irony here is that Big Wigg made a conscious decision to take his car because it is way more fun to drive than his truck, and given the great weather we have been having, the car won out.  Not sure what we would have done had technology not won out.

10:22 - We remember we also left off this story from brunch.  Somehow, amazingly, for the third time this trip, the topic of Diddy comes up. Remembering that he hasn't even been arrested yet, Pepster remarks that one person has been arrested, that being a former Syracuse player.  Sinickal retorts, all of our schools have their things, remember Vivek Ramaswamy went to Harvard!"  Ouch.  Interestingly he chose Ramaswamy instead of like, Ted Kaczynski.  Sinickal notes that the Unabomber went to Michigan.  We check to confirm.  He went to Harvard for college and Michigan for his Masters' and Ph.D.  Somehow, we are both right in the same argument, again.  We should re-tell the Indianapolis Meridian/Canterbury Hotel argument.  Ok, not now. Back to today.

10:48 - Tee-off time!


10:50 - Tony tees off.  Re-injures his back.  Short day for him.

11:45 - First approach of the beverage attendant on hole 6.  Some issues with inventory on items we ordered.  Pepster easily just switches to something else.  She says, "Thanks for being so easy!"  Sinickal retorts, "That's what his wife said!"

14:48 - Kev-O with back-to-back birdies on 15 and 16.

15:07 - Finish golf.  

15:15 - Driving around North Scottsdale between Legends Trail and and Sinickal's parents house and Sinickal is noting some of the unique neighborhoods, including the one where the houses come with their own hangar for a private airfield.  Some of the houses have allowances for the planes to drive right up to the house itself.

15:16 - Sincikal points out an RV garage on another house.

15:21 - Enter Roadhouse, a hideaway bar.  So, Scottsdale had it's bike week last week, ending Sunday.  I bring this up because Roadhouse is a biker bar/dive bar, and must have had a huge celebration as workers were tearing down scaffolding, stages, etc.  It is also the local Chicago Bears bar!

15:23 - Tony orders a Guinness.  When informed that they have no Guinness [Ed. Note - It isn't that type of place] - he orders any Stout.  Ends up with a Dos Equis.

15:24 - They must have had an enormous celebration.  And, we are not sure how they fit an entire dump truck in this bar!

16:05 - Sinickal noted that Google saw an upswing in searches for "My eyes hurt" the day of, and after, the solar eclipse.  Tony notes that people have nothing between the ears.  The bartender, overhearing our conversations responds immediately, "They have a brain, it is just perfectly smooth, with no bends, folds, or curves."  This might be the smartest cut-down we have ever heard

16:17 - We ask for the check so we can head to Papa Si and Anne's.  Same bartender asks, "Are you cheating on me!"

16:25 - Heading to Sinickal's parents.  Rudy's barbecue awaits!  Ribs, beef, sausage and all the fixin's.  Plus Sinickal's family friends Don and Yvonne, and Ed and LaRue, in addition to Papa Si and Anne!  Lots of food and good company.

18:07 - Kev-O ends up in a discussion about the UK coaching predicament, vis-a-vis the recruits.  Kev-O, who just really wants a coach first, explains that the recruits can go wherever they want, and likely one or two will go to Arkansas, or wherever their second choice was.  They can do this because they aren't even students yet.  Kentucky has no control over their decision.  Lamenting how things worked back in the day, Ed decides to do a little research and calls his friend ...THE FORMER DIRECTOR OF ENFORCEMENT FOR THE SOUTHEASTERN CONFERNCE!  Now that is just showing off.  [Ed. Note - Kev-O was correct.]

18:21 - Papa Si comes out to the patio where we are eating, but he comes from a different direction than everyone else enters the patio.  Sinickal asks him why he came from the other direction, when he has company in the main room.  Papa Si responds, "You still have to go to the bathroom when you have company!"

18:26 - Papa Si delivers this gem, "Doctors find out what you love to do and then they tell you not to do that anymore!"

From here on out it is just all 10 of us in various conversations and having a blast, from Angel Reese, to Uber versus taxi, to public transportation in general, to moving back to cities, to basketball results, to nothing and everything.  Then ...

19:35 - Don's son calls and Don picks up.  His son says something that had to have been, What are you up to?  We hear Don say, "We are all trash talking!"

20:11 - Head to the airport to drop off Kev-O for his flight.

20:48 - Drop off Kev-O.

20:49 - Car with the license plate FBIAGNT stops in front of us.  UConn supporters jump out.

21:23 - Back to Raodhouse.

21:24 - Those workers moved quickly.  All of the scaffolding and temporary event stages are gone.  AND SO IS THE DUMP TRUCK!  Must have only been in the bar for the bike show.

21:46 - A guy and his guitar steps onto the small stage to perform and asks the crowd - all 8 people mind you - if they have any requests.  Random shouts out, "Tenacious D's Fuck Her Softly!"  Performer complies by playing that song.

21:49 - 22:12 - Guy plays a lot of Nirvana.  He is actually pretty good.

22:12 - We call it a night, and head back home.  Long weekend.

The Final Four Chronicles: The Finals


Well, we have made it to the Finals, where the top 2 teams for most of the year have lived up to their expectations and defeated 62 other teams [Ed. Note - 66] for the right of playing for the national championship.  But, before we get to the finals, there is golf, and an assortment of other wanderings around.

05:00 - Tony has a work meeting.  The wonders of working for an international conglomerate for which time zones don't exist!

06:00 - Kev-O and Pepster awaken to see that every single person they each know has texted them about Calipari heading to Arkansas.

06:32 - Sinickal, Pepster and Kev-O head out to golf.  Unfortunately Tony's back is not cooperating.

06:40 - Sinickal tells Pepster and Kev-O to remind him about Allison's outgoing voice-mail message from college.  Pepster asks, why don't we just call her now.  We do.  She is a little under-the-weather and hoarse, and can't stop laughing about at our request.  This is 4 minutes of hilarity, in which we don't ever hear what the message was.  We have to wait until later.

06:46 - Allison calls Silas back and leaves her college outgoing message on his voice-mail so we all can hear.  It was a personalized version among her and her roommate to Young MC's Bust a Move.  Hilarious.  And, a reason to post THIS!

06:52 - Enter Talking Stick.  A little history behind it ...


06:58 - Tell the pro shop attendant that our 4th will not be with us because he threw his back out.  We tell the attendant that we hope he can make the game tonight.  Guy makes a funny joke about about whether or not Tony can play tonight so he could make a bet on the game.  We all miss it.  Need some coffee.

07:03 - Sinickal is looking forward to a round of just roasting Kev-O about Calipari going to Arkansas.  Although Pepster is in the denial stage, Kev-O is clearly in the angry stage.

07:07 - Breakfast sandwiches in the recently renovated and re-opened clubhouse bar.  Place looks amazing.  Sandwiches are good, too.  We realize we missed dinner last night.

07:50 - First tee.  Radio Silence.


08:22 - Kev-O introduces Sinickal and Pepster to a "Transfusion."

08:55 - OK, so not completely radio silent, but the black guy tells the white guy, "I think it is a little flatter than you do," as they are both reading similar lengthy putts for birdie.

12:15 - Finish golf.  Nice track.  Kev-O played well.  Sinickal loosened up as the round went on, and Pepster finished strong.  Back at it tomorrow.

12:17 - One of the cart attendants tells the story of how he was clinically dead after an accident on August 17, 1999.  We are not entirely sure where this story even came from, and Kev-O manages to walk-away without seeming rude, leaving Sinickal and Pepster to fend for themselves.

12:28 - Pass a restaurant called "Dilla Libre" which signage claims they are the "Quesadilla Champions of the World!"

12:32 - At a red light and the woman driving the car next to us has no left hand, yet she is working her phone and eating a burrito all while driving!

12:37 - Arrive at home to clean up and head back out for lunch and Glendale - THE FINALS!!!

12:45 - Kev-O decides he is going to lean into the skid and just wear Kentucky gear and tell every UConn fan, "Thanks in advance for your coach!"

12:53 - Kev-O decides to tell every fan of every team that, except for Purdue.  Nobody wants Matt Painter.

13:29 - Head out to lunch.  Going to downtown Phoenix.

13:37 - Kev-O realizes, "We could hire Dawn Staley!!!"

13:38 - Sinickal tells him, you are going through about 25 stages of grief.  Thinks of when he should bring up to Kev-O that, "You could hire Kim Mulkey!"

13:39 - We notice that we have seen a way larger number of people with a missing limb than we would ordinarily see in our regular lives.

13:40 - We pass a shirtless guy at a bus stop who is just approaching the street and flipping off every car in traffic.

13:46 - We also notice a whole lot of people just dragging luggage around town.

13:47 - We pass a Waymo with the rider in the front passenger seat.  We decide she is a sociopath.

14:12 - Enter the Arrogant Butcher in downtown Phoenix.  This is the UConn host bar.  It is quiet.  Guy makes a crack at Sinickal who responds, this bar has UConn energy - which is none.  We leave.

14:18 - Enter Chico Malo for some food.

15:15 - Start to leave Chico Malo.

15:16-15:26 - Have a long conversation with a former UConn player who graduated from 1995, who we cannot identify, even after later viewing the roster.  He says he was Kevin Ollie's roommate.  Much smack talk among schools occurs.

15:18 - Guy is seriously bragging about the run that Connecticut is going through in the last 2 to 3 decades and says, "There must be something in the water."  Kev-O snaps, "Syphilis."  Guy replies, "No, there's no syphilis.  A couple of crabs, I ain't gonna lie!"

16:13 - Parked at State Farm Stadium, or technically WestGate Center outside of the Stadium.

16:21 - Buffalo Wild Wings, again.  Easiest place to get into in WestGate.

16:53 - Pepster notices a guy wearing a "23" Iowa State jersey.  Sinickal states that it is too bad he isn't wearing a "23" jersey for the best player from Iowa, Roy Marble.  The two extoll the virtues of Marble as a player.  Kev-O says, "I don't know if you two are doing a bit, or if you are serious!"

17:00 - Old-timer sitting next to Sinickal is a St. John's fan who went to Fordham at his first Final Four.  Lots of good basketball discussion, until this, "Matt Painter is a good coach."

17:28 - Get tab.

17:48 - Finally get to pay tab.  Walk to State Farm Stadium begins.

17:53 - Lawrence Taylor just asked us for tickets.  Kev-O says, "Anyway kids, don't do crack!"

17:55 - Evangelist preaching about how you would love and cherish someone that paid your monetary debts, we should do the same for someone that took your sins away.  Pepster yells out, "I'll take False Analogies for $800 Alex."

17:56 - See another evangelist with a microphone.  Kev-O asks, "Is that a Trump Bible?"  Guy basically tells Kev-O he is going to hell.  Kev-O says, "See you there!"

17:57 - Guy is now being annoying and just really trying to single us out as we are trying to walk to the stadium, saying we need Jesus in our lives.  Sinickal tells him that Jesus just went 4-4 against the Astros.

Note, our comments are not against religion or even religiosity, but rather these evangelists that show up with a microphone outside big events are the absolute worst.  We see them every year, and most of them aren't even properly citing scripture, and are really just making things up.  We wonder what they did wrong in life that they thought they had to make up for it in this manner.

17:59 - Enter the outside security perimeter and a guy sees the orange "S" on Sinickal's shirt and says, "Hey, Superman!"

18:02 - Inside the stadium, on the escalator, and Sinickal starts his first "Let's Go Orange!" chant.

18:18 - Introduction of the UConn starters.  Pepster realizes that the dapman is the most underrated player on the college basketball team.  Sinickal remarks that he is the Get-Back Coach of college basketball.

18:21 - Tip-Off, and radio silence.


18:31 - From the Jumbotron Kev-O points out that Bobcat Goldthwait is cheering for UConn.

18:37 - Annoying UConn trust fund kids are standing the entire game.  Lots of people behind them getting angry at this point.  So we tell the kids they are getting in the way of the fans behind them, and there are appropriate times to stand and cheer based upon the ebb-and-flow or rhythm of the game, but just not the entire game.  They demonstrate that they do not understand rhythm.  Kev-O adds, "Also, get a haircut!"

19:10 - It is halftime and UConn wins 36-30.

19:20 - Tony notices that the UConn cheerleaders are very diverse.  They have every shade of white.

19:35 - We realize that UConn is going to go on a run, and that we might be able to make a decision to beat the foot traffic at the under-12 timeout.

19:50 - Exit the Stadium.

19:51 - As we are exiting the stadium we see that Carson Palmer's number is retired - BY THE CARDINALS!  This is ridiculous.

19:55 - As we are walking to Westgate a younger guy in a Purdue shirt was also leaving and asked for whom everyone that was leaving, i.e. us, was cheering.  We see his Purdue shirt, and he says he had to leave because he got kicked out.  He gave the double-bird to a UConn fan in the men's room.

19:58 - Kid, seeing Kev-O's UK fit, asks if Kentucky was going to hire Rick Pitino.  Kev-O and Pepster contemplate multiple felonies.

19:59 - Kid, asks Kev-O if he went to school there, since, you know, most UK fans didn't.  We all laugh because "game recognizes game."  Kid dropped a serious grenade, and deserved some credit.

20:01 - Enter Yardhouse, find four seats at the bar.  Good choice to leave early as this game is really over.

20:31 - UConn wins.

21:03 - One Shining Moment, not a lot of basketball plays this year in the montage.

21:15 - Leave Yardhouse.

21:48 - Leave parking lot.

Time Unknown - Arrive at Big Si and Anne's house to pick up a car, as we will need multiple cars for our luggage and golf clubs tomorrow.

Time Further Unknown - Arrive at our house, in bed within 30 seconds!

Tuesday, April 9, 2024

THIS is What Dominance Looks Like: The NCAA Block Squares Pool

Twelve consecutive NCAA Tournament games won by double digits. 

A win differential of +140. The highest in tournament history (they were +120 last year).

Lost three guys from the 2023 team to the NBA and came back better.

THIS is what a dominance looks like.

The UConn men's team now has six National Championships in the last 25 years. The is tied for third all time with North Carolina, and trailing Kentucky with eight and UCLA with eleven. The notable piece here is how good UConn has been in era of the 64/68 team tournament. There have been two dominant teams since 1995 when the tournament expanded to 64 teams, Duke with five championships and UConn with six. No other team has more than three. And considering that UConn has done this with three different coaches, it is absolutely incredible what is going on in Storrs. 

Oh, and just for giggles, the men's and women's teams combined are 17-1 in national championship games!

Purdue? Well, lets just add them to the long line of Big Ten "almost got one's." The Big Ten has now lost its last eight finals game appearances since Michigan State's national championship win in 2000. Unfortunately for the Big Ten, that isn't even the most recent national championship for one of its schools as the University of Maryland beat Indiana (yup, a Big Ten school) in 2002. They then joined the Big Ten in 2014. 

I have spent years in this space trashing the Big Ten as a conference, and Virginia and Purdue as underachieving dogs in this tournament, but if you are gambling on them annually in this tournament, you likely also live on the streets since you can't afford anything else.

Congratulations to Andrew Capuana for winning the final game this year! With another successful Block Squares Pool in the books, we move on to the Master's. This truly is the best week in sports. 

Thanks everyone! And see you next year.

--Your Tournament Host


Monday, April 8, 2024

The Block Squares Pool

Just a note to remind everyone that UConn is the Home team tonight against Purdue. This is established by the overall seeding for the tournament as published by CBSSports.com. 

—Your Tournament Host

The Final Four Chronicles: The Interregnum

 


It is the day between the games, or as Kev-O refers to it, "My Favorite Day of the Weekend!"  We know we have brunch reservations, and we know we are going to see Papa Si and Anne.  I wonder if there will be any interesting basketball news today.  [Ed. Note - There will be.]

07:00 - Pepster awakens.

07:22 - Big Wigg, already showered comes outside to the patio.  Our first vacation cigar of the day.

08:20 - Sinickal comes out of his room to join the crowd.

08:35 - Sinickal is talking to Big Wigg and Pepster about golf, and more specifically about this prediction Sinickal made back in 2011 about TIGER WOODS.  He begins telling a story about a bet he made with a friend of his that Tiger would not catch Jack Nicklaus (Sinickal taking the side that he wouldn't).  That bet was made so long ago with Tiger not winning enough majors that the person he bet has died.

08:36 - Pepster opines that it is an easier bet that Tiger Woods catches syphilis before he catches Nicklaus.

8:38 - Tony, who has been up for awhile, enters the fray.

08:39 - Followed by Kev-O.

09:31 - Planning on which sports bar to go to prior to brunch so we can see as much of the women's championship as possible, and settle on Zipps.  Pepster immediately perks up because he thinks that is where Sir Mix-a-Lot and his crew went in the song My Posse's on Broadway.  Turns out, it isn't.  The line is "But Taco Bell was closed, the girls was on my tip.  They said go back the other way we;ll stop and eat at Dick's."  The entire crew is so disappointed that Pepster messed up this lyric.  But nobody more disappointed than Pepster.  Well, at least we have an excuse to post some Mix-a-Lot. 

09:56 - Strolling through social media looking for tidbits on the women's game and Pepster comes across this post from one high school basketball teammate to another.  "G - let's bet.  I got South Carolina.  You can have Iowa and the refs!"

09:57 - Pop into Tacos Jalisco for some breakfast tacos and/or burritos.  We picked it partly because it was close.  And, it really was.  We could have walked.

09:59 - Turns out we can order the breakfast burrito with asada AND chorizo!

10:03 - This is REALLY good.  Nice little dive with a walk-up counter, and it is open late night.  This could be an important thing to remember.

10:19 - Strange guy with unmatching workout clothes walks into and out of the bathroom with a strange bag.  As he walks out, he goes and stands in the parking lot just looking around, and gets into a car that randomly pulls up.  Tony thinks this is strange.  Sinickal notes, "The Italian sitting with his back to the wall and facing the front door is pointing out shady behavior!"

10:26 - Sinickal telling a story about a scientific study his friend insists he read about magical phermones possessed by redheads.

10:28 - Sinickal and Kev-O remember that they forgot to tell us about how an accordion player was playing live in the Minneapolis airport on Friday - at 7:45 in the morning!!!

10:30 - Mexican music videos playing on the television in Tacos Jalisco.  One comes on in which the lead singer in tactical gear with a V/R headest kills someone, and then dances over him dressed as a furry.

10:31 - As we exit Tacos Jalisco, Kev-O states that he had never before seen a Nissan Rogue tac'd out.  Tony notices the K-9 on duty sticker on the back door window.  

10:37 - Dunkin' Donuts for some coffee for Sinickal and Kev-O.  The woman working the drive thru had a lot going on with her look and fit.

10:41 - At a stoplight next to the "Champagne Train", a pink-painted school bus designed for parties.  Women are dancing, screaming and twerking.  Tony opens his window.  Kev-O does not.

11:24 - Discussing games from last night and Sinickal points out a tweet that notes the most notable thing about Forrest Gump is that he graduated from Alabama.

We also pick up on a discussion we had last night about the best woman basketball player ever.  Pepster and Sinickal start off the conversation with there could only be two answers.  Then he says that someone in his club brought up Anne Myers.  That person is wrong.  It is Cheryl Miller or Diana Taurasi.  Nobody else.  This translates into a discussion of Dawn Staley's cumulative playing and coaching careers.  Just outstanding!

11:58 - Enter Zipps.  Told we can't stand at the bar because it is a "walkway".

11:58:30 - Exit Zipps.

11:59 - Enter Clancy's.  Pretty full, but not packed.  We are able to get a table.

12:05 - A man standing at the corner of the bar during the national anthem on television.  Since people are still talking and ordering food and drinks and workers generally doing their jobs, he yells out, "Be quiet, I am trying to listen to the song!"

12:06 - Kev-O looks back at him, and he is not wearing shoes, and his belt is in his hand.

12:07 - We decide he must be an Iowa fan.

12:08 - He leaves the bar after the anthem and never returns to Clancy's.  He just popped in for the anthem!

12:10 - Dawn Staley looks like she took her jacket from a Missy Elliott video.  Twitter finds out the jacket costs $5,370.

12:15 - A Great Value Brand Freddie Mercury exits Clancy's.

12:16 - Tip-off.

12:16 - First Iowa basket, this is an obviously Iowa-heavy crowd.

12:32 - One guy at the corner of the bar cheers for South Carolina.  He must be our reinforcement.

13:01 - Good game in the first half.  If they didn't show the score we would never have thought South Carolina was up.

 13:31 - Leave for our brunch reservations at SumoMaya.

13:45 - Enter SumoMaya.  This brunch is AMAZING.  Seriously, check out THIS MENU.  You pay for an entree, and they bring unlimited tapas-style appetizers to the table.  Just first-rate food with a great atmosphere.  Danielle and Trey join us for brunch.

15:15 - Remarking to Trey that his people - Purdue fans - are here in droves.  He says he is pretty proud.  Tony says it is because they are looking for an excuse to leave Purdue.  Kev-O notes that they call it West Lafayette, not Best Lafayette.

15:16 - Kev-O telling a story about the first time he brought his wife Susan home to Kentucky, and that when they arrived in Lexington, Tony interrupts with, "you put her on a horse!"

15:47 - Leave SumoMaya.

16:07 - Cold Beers and Cheeseburgers.  Different one than before.

16:15 - Sinickal's long-time family friend Don shows up.

16:24 - Don, who is originally from St. Louis, starts talking about his grandfather who graduated college in St. Louis in 1904.  Asks us if we know what happened in St. Louis in 1904.  Pepster knows this one - it was the Summer Olympics!

16:30 - Don says that "One of my kids loves Amsterdam."  He is asked which kid.  He names his son, then says, "My other kids have problems traveling outside of Scottsdale!

16:34 - Waitress asks if we need another round, looks at Kev-O's drink and says, "Your drink looks sad."  Pepster adds, "Drinks tend to look like their owner."  Kev-O responds, "I may be sad, but I am also not deaf!"

16:35 - Papa Si and Anne, Sinickal's parents arrive.

16:36 - Sinickal introduces Kev-O to his parents as "Hopps' replacement".

16:39 - Papa Si, seeing our shirts - asks how we are connected to Southwestern Central.  Answer, "We created it!"

17:34 - Long discussion about the Dali/Key Bridge accident.

17:53 - Papa Si regaling us about the restaurant at the Fairmont Princess at which he had a very expensive lunch while looking at a potential condominium in the same complex.  Sinickal says, "If you can't afford the burger, you can't afford the condo."

17:55 - Don says to Kev-o about buying a house in the 5s - you can't even sit in Scottsdale for $500,000.00!

18:32 - Sinickal to Anne, his Mom, "You didn't have a problem beating me and trash talking."  Her response, "That's 'cause you couldn't play!"

19:03 - Long discussion, continued from the day before and earlier today, who is the second best basketball player from Duke?

19:20 - Long Barbershop talk.  Papa Si exclaiming that he still goes to the barbershop.  "I have hair on the side!"

19:22 - If Ice Cube and Queen Latifah don't say it happened, then it doesn't happen!  Sinickal's comments on barbershops.

19:28 - After a long argument made by Anne, Papa Si responds, "My point was ..."

19:48 - Leave Cold Beer and Cheeseburgers.

19:50 - As we pass a store alongside the road, Tony asks if it is open.  When told yes, he says, "Oh, I thought it was midnight!"

19:54 - A DOG IS DRIVING A CYBER TRUCK!!!

19:57 - We find out that John Calipari is discussing the head coaching position at Arkansas.  Remember, Kev-O is a Kentucky alumnus and Pepster is a long time Kentucky basketball fan.  They are crestfallen.

19:59 - The group discusses Calipari replacements, and Jay Wright is first on our list.  Danny Hurley comes up and Sinickal, forever twisting the dagger, says, "Why don't you throw money at Danny Hurley?  Except, for him, that would be taking a step down!"

20:15 - Back at home.

21:11 - Start watching #BlackAF

21:15 - Confirmed Calipari is going to Arkansas.

21:16 - Kev-O needs a minute.  Steps outside.

21:16:18 - Tony to Kev, "Just put the cig out before you fall into the pool!"

21:19 - Kev-O realizes, "There is not enough whiskey in the world for me right now!"

21:45 - Kev-O decides to hit the hot tub.  Pepster joins later.

22:51 - Kev-O and Pepster leave the hot tub to go to bed.  Kev-O ends the evening with, "Arkansas, huh?"

Arkansas, huh, indeed!!!

NCAA Tournament Pool - Final Four

 

Pool Standings after Final Four

1.  Javier Rodriguez - 130 - PURDUE
     Measha Williams 3 - 130 - PURDUE

3.  Daniel Barsky 1 - 126 - UCONN

4.  Paul Cummings 2 - 125 - UCONN
     Alvaro Gonzalez - 125 - PURDUE

6.  James Coleman - 121 - UCONN
     Brigadier General Kareem Montague - 121 - UCONN

8.  Scott Bieterman 1 - 120 - PURDUE
     Brittany Sosa - 120 - PURDUE

10.  Paul Cummings 3 - 118 - UCONN
       Ty Hedgpeth - 118 - UCONN
       Max Macon 2 - 118 - PURDUE
       Si Nichols - 118 - UCONN
       Rich Samuels 2 - 118 - PURDUE

15.  Miles Jackson - 117

16.  George Fox 1 - 115 - PURDUE
       George Fox 2 - 115 - UCONN
       Max Marion 3 - 115 -PURDUE

19.     Justin Yung - 114

20.  Rich Samuels 4 - 112

21.  Lee Pagan - 111

22.  Measha Williams 1 - 110

23.  Brian McMahon - 109 - UCONN
       Jeff Plamondon - 109 - UCONN
       Marcus Spruill - 109
       Cheryl Spuhler - 109 - UCONN
       Amanda Staudt - 109

28.  Natalie Moon - 108 - UCONN

29.  Noel Martinez 1 - 107 - PURDUE

30.  Chris Simmons - 106

31.  Keith Zdrowak - 105 - PURDUE

32.  Bill Ganoe 2 - 103 - UCONN
       Jeremy Spuhler - 103 - UCONN

34.  Justine Frank - 102 - UCONN

35.  Matt Hopps - 100 - UCONN
       William Pujals - 100 - UCONN
       Rich Samuels 1 - 100 - UCONN

38.  Bill Ganoe 3 - 99
       Kyle Henderson 2 - 99
       George Walks 3 - 99 - PURDUE
       Amy Zdrowak - 99 - PURDUE

42.  Barbie Curlett 1 - 98
       Kyle Henderson 1 - 98
       Allison Parker - 98
       Rich Samuels 5 - 98 - UCONN

46.  Jenna Finkelstein - 97
       Dawn Lamb - 97 - UCONN
       Sean McInerney 2 - 97 - UCONN

49.  Jacey Fowler 1 - 96
       Blake Jackson - 96
       Shane Jernigan 2 - 96

52.  Silas Nichols - 95 - UCONN

53.  Marcus Jackson - 94 
       George Walks 4 - 94 - PURDUE

55.  Paul Cummings 1 - 93 - PURDUE
       John Hedgpeth - 93
       Katie Zdrowak -93

58.  Braeden Helland - 92
       Max Marion 1 - 92
       Sasha Moon - 92 - UCONN
       Rich Samuels 3 - 92 - UCONN

62.  Adam Jorgensen 2 - 91

63.  Daniel Barsky 2 - 90 - PURDUE
       Joel Chernoff - 90
       Bill Ganoe 1 - 90
       Dan Laishley - 90

67.  Matt O'Kell - 89
       Chris O'Neil - 89 - UCONN
       Day Yi - 89 - UCONN
 
70.  Logan Spuhler - 88

71.  Max Macon 1 - 87 - UCONN
       Jane Reynolds - 87
       Cassi Spruill - 87
       Keith Wynne - 87 - UCONN

75.  Josh Zdrowak - 86

76.  Kevin Dick - 85
       Carolyn Fowler - 85

78.  James Garvin - 84 - PURDUE
       Mark Holbert - 84
       Jason Spuhler - 84 - UCONN

81.  Brent Bellinger - 83
       Adam Jorgensen 1 - 83 - UCONN
       Anne-Marie O'Neil - 83 - PERDUE [sic]
       Barkley Sosa - 83 - UCONN

85.  Colleen Giamberini - 82 - UCONN
       Measha Williams 2 - 82
       Mike Wolff 1 - 82

88.  Jody Cox - 81
       Dave Piasecki - 81

90.  Barbie Curlett 2 - 80 - UCONN
        Karen Katz - 80 - PURDUE

92.  Shane Jernigan 1 - 79 - UCONN
       Ashley Poer - 79
       Pepe Sosa - 79
       Bubba Zdrowak - 79

96.  Skip LaForte - 76
       Biscuit Zdrowak - 76

98.  Tyler Giamberini - 74
       Katie Kollmeyer - 74
       Sean McInerney 1 - 74
       Jacey Reynolds 2 - 74
       Lily Spuhler - 74
       Jonathan Wasserman - 74

104.  Jessica Samuels - 73

105.  Stephanie Henderson - 72
         Arlene Amo Hopps - 72

107.  Dave Marzouca 1 - 71
         Kisha Marzouca 1 - 71

109.  Michael McNally - 70
         Coco Wynne - 70

111.  Derrick Lowe - 69
         Ryan Rodriguez - 69
         Jamie Toole - 69

114.  Clair Bullock - 68

115.  Nick Kuehl - 67

116.  Carolyn Fowler & Jane Reynolds - 66
         Melissa Gaynor - 66
         Quinn Jackson - 66
         Chris Pettit - 66

120.  Scott Bieterman 2 - 65
         Kingfish Parham - 65

122.  Savannah Grace Pressly - 64
         Cheryl Spuhler - 64

124.  Max Marions 2 - 63
         George Walks 1 - 63

126.  George Walks 2 - 62

127.  Max Macon 3 - 61
         Max Macon 4 - 61

129.  Kisha Marzouca 2 - 60
 
130.  Max Marion 4 - 59

131.  Guy Hughes - 55

132.  Mike Wolff 2 - 51

133.  Dave Marzouca 2 - 50

134.  Noel Martinez 2 - 49
         A.J. Ripin - 49

136.  Hannah Sosa - 45

137.  ALYSSA HOPPS - QUINCY, MASSACHUSETTS - 35 POINTS - CLINCHED LAST PLACE AND RETURN OF ENTRY FEE

Sunday, April 7, 2024

The Final Four Chronicles: The Semi-Finals

 

Saturday, April 6

Well, today is the day for basketball.  It is the reason that we all headed to Arizona.  Sure the scenery is beautiful, the camraderie and laughs are plentiful, and the drinks are flowing, but this trip's primary focus is basketball, and today is the start of The End of the Road (cue Boyz II Men!)  But, we have lots of time before the games, so let's see what the day brings, after coffee, showers, some work, some phone calls, and, of course, jokes.

5:58 - Pepster arises.   Body must still be on Eastern Time.

7:00 - Sinickal comes out of his room

7:43 - Kev-O exists his room, all showered.  Realizes that he found the one flaw with our AirBnB lodgings - hardly any window treatments in the rooms.  How did he find this out?  Sun blaring first thing in the morning.  Good thing his body is still on Eastern time.

8:27 - Tony out of his room, not yet showered.  But, he also was probably the first one awake.

8:43 - First Bloody Mary's.  Pepster is pissed at himself for forgetting to buy Worcestershire Sauce; compensates with chili flakes and black pepper that he finds in the pantry.

9:13 - Tony - while telling a story and talking with his hands.  Knocks over his coffee and says, "That's why you don't bring an Italian."  Pepster retorts, "Yeah, that's why."

9:29 - Venture out for breakfast, after taking 10-15 minutes to try to determine where to go.

9:33 - Somehow we end up lost in the parking lot; while still in the car and not yet arriving at a breakfast spot.

9:36 - After getting our bearings, exit parking lot, immediately see a place called Zorba's Adult Shop. Not sure why we thought the name was so hilarious.  Perhaps it is because we didn't know that there were so many Greeks in Scottsdale.  Well, we know of at least one, as he is entering as we pass.


9:41 - Arrive at U.S. Egg, where you can order your coffee with extra patriotism and your omellettes with a side of jingoism.

9:45 - Pepster has way too long a conversation with the waitress about their Bloody Mary's.  Orders a Sunrise Mimosa.  Tony and Sinickal order Bloody Mary's, and Kev-O orders a Screwdriver.

So, U.S. Egg is a diner-style breakfast and lunch place just draped in US paraphernalia, inlcuding this map on the wall.

9:57 - After staring at it for quite some time, Kev-O starts up a conversation with everything that is disturbing about the map.  Let's recall some of the highlights:

The White House is somewhere near the Delaware/Maryland border;
The Liberty Bell is near State College, Pennsylvania;
Los Angeles/Hollywood is basically in San Diego;
The Space Needle is near the Oregon border;
The random Hawkeye logo - and not any other colleges; and
Two Mardi Gras symbols, one appropriately over New Orleans and the other - in Shreveport?

Kev-O stresses that the second Mardi Gras should be over Mobile, as they have the second largest Mardi Gras in the U.S.

9:59 - Pepster notices the peach over Georgia as that will likely have to change given that peach farmers are starting to convert to growing grapefruits because of climate change.  Noting that the change is not so warm enough to grow oranges, and that grapefruit are a little more tolerant.

10:00 - Kev-O states that now grapefruit are probably the most tolerant thing in Georgia.

10:10 - Food arrives.  Delicious!!!  Pepster and Kev-O agree that the omelettes have a great egg-to-items ratio.  The crew rounds out the order with a chicken fried steak, and a hearty skillet.  Would recommend.

10:32 - Head back to the crib to wait for Big Wigg.

10:48 - 48 Hours is on television - prime Eddie Murphy comedic-acting.

11:16 - Big Wigg arrives from Tucson.

11:30 - Another 48 Hours comes on television; nope can't stay to watch this one.

11:56 - Head out to Glendale for the games.

12:42 - Arrive in the parking lot of the Tanger outlets near the stadium, slide in to park as we recalled that was the easiest egress last time the Final Four was here.  Pay the parking fee, and the lady tells us "Thank you, just drive forward and turn right."  The only allowable turn was left.  But, she was right.

12:50 - Enter Twin Peaks, which just happens to have four seats next to each other.

12:51 - The Marlins are on tv!!!

13:28 - They change the station to the Reds game.  Oh well, the Marlins were going to lose anyway, and Kev-O is a Reds fan. 

13:29 - 14:15 - Discuss the UConn-Iowa illegal screen call.  (Who are we kidding, this went well into the night.)

13:46 - We have now seen 4 Alabama fans - TOTAL!

13:53 - While Kev-O stepped outside, he saw three Purdue guys walking by; one wearing a gold lame' tie and a second announcing that "We 'deserve' to make the finals."  Kev-O decides to cheer for North Carolina State.

14:10 - Pepster discusses the role of Gabby Marshall of Iowa in drawing the illegal screen foul call.

14:19 - While walking into the restroom, two guys are talking baseball, and one guy announces that he once drove a golf-cart for Willie Mays in Bali during a golf tournament.  Pepster asks, "Who's Willie Mays?"  After the laughter stopped, Pepster continued, "I'm kidding.  Isn't he the guy that played for the Mets?"

14:26 - We just realized Zach Edey went to IMG Academy.

14:29 - Guy wearing a customized Purdue jersey with the name on the back reading "Not a Dime Back".  Huh?

14:30 - Leave Twin Peaks and walk to State Farm Stadium.

14:35 - There really is a Barkley Blimp!!!



14:43 - Who had "Someone wearing an 'Obama' jersey on their Bingo card?"

14:46 - Enter State Farm Stadium.

14:48 - After ingress we head to the escalators for our trek upward.  Guy stops Sinickal and says, "the players' entrance is the other way."

14:50 - On one of the two parallel escalators, guy in an orange Illinois pullover on the escalator next to us grabs Sinickal's attention to ask him what the "S" on the back of his shirt meant.  Sinickal, who is an alumnus of Syracuse University answered, "You know you are wearing the wrong color orange or you wouldn't have said something!"

15:08  The ball is tipped...


Radio silence during the game.

15:25 - Who are we kidding with "radio silence".  After a Purdue player trips on a fast break, Sinickal remarks, "You can see the first-down marker that popped up and tripped him!"

15:56 - Half-time:  NC State played horrible, except for DJ Horne, gotten next-to-nothing from DJ Burns, and are only down six.

1st half-note.  Really sloppy game.  Purdue point guard received not 1, but 2 over-and-back calls while just dribbling.  We wonder what the Final Four record is?  Also, Purdue is here IN FORCE.  More Purdue fans that the other 3 schools combined.  Here is the student section during the game.


16:19 - Guy walking up the stairs with a shirt that says, "College Sports."

16:36  Crowd boos the announcement of Kelvin Sampson as Division 1 Coach of the Year.  Sinickal says, "You know you have done well when a whole stadium stadium at the Final Four is booing you.  [Ed. Note - Almost this entire stadium is for Purdue.  Sampson spent two seasons as the head coach at Indiana.]

17:07 - Game 1 ends.  Twenty-Eight minute wait until game 2.

Alabama students did not fill up the student section.



18:10 - Stadium plays Sweet Home Alabama during intros.  Pepster asks, "How many Alabama fans know that Lynryd Skynryd is from Jacksonville, Florida?"

18:46 - 4 point game at halftime.

First half notes - Alabama is in this game having at one-point shot 83% from three-point range.  They cannot keep up this pace.

19:14 - The first country song played by the Alabama band.

19:16 - UConn should have way more students at this game.  They have even less than Alabama.


20:03 - Exit stadium.

20:05 - Game two ends.

20:26 - Enter Buffalo Wild Wings.  There is supposed to be a 1 1/2 hour wait, but we walk up to the bar as we don't need a table.  Within minutes of our arrival, and before we received our beers, a group of 6 people at the bar leave.  Apparently they came to Buffalo Wild Wings for a drink as they were waiting 2 hours for a table at Yard House.

[Ed. Note - Yes, we know that Twin Peaks and Buffalo Wild Wings are uninteresting chains, but there is only one real entertainment complex near the stadium, so we are captive from that stand point.  We will do much locally better as the weekend/week progresses.]

20:42 - For some reason Sinickal brings up the fact that Kev-O was supposed to find sugar for his coffee this morning, and failed.  Kev-O calls Sinickal "Sweet Nuts."

20:52 - See two UConn furries.  Well, at the very least they are two girls wearing a head-to-toe Husky costume, with ears, and tails, and all.  At least they have the head undone so they can see/breathe.  One of them has a sign that reads, "Stick to football and marrying your cousin."

21:01 - Danielle and Trey enter Buffalo Wild Wings.  Trey, a Purdue alumnus, is absolutely giddy, and we are here for it!

22:08 - Vanessa, Sinickal's friend through work that lives locally arrives at Buffalo Wild Wings.  Her thirty minute Uber took over an hour.

22:17 - Big Wigg arrives, his 45 miunte Uber took him almost an hour and a half.  He is refreshed after a nap, some good Pho, and watching basketball.  Catches up with a double Casamigos on the rocks.  He notes, "Gotta sip on something."

Note that once Big Wigg arrives, our group is now 8 and we own our own little corner of Buffalo Wild Wings, and we have about 4 conversations going at once, with all of us participating in all of them.

22:39 - Sinickal is trying to describe a girl named Phoenix that he knows, and somehow ends up describing one of Pepster's law school girlfriends.

22:47 - Leave Buffalo Wild Wings.

22:59 - Kev-O regales us with North Carolina State's DJ Burns' interview from after the game where he was asked the major difference between him going up agianst Zach Edey.  Burns' response was, "7 inches is a lot."  Then thinks before he finishes, "No Diddy."

23:00 - 23:30 - Lots of hip-hop barebecue.  It was on fire!

23:31 - Arrive at our home.

23:31:30 - Kev-O goes to bed.

23:31:42 - Tony retires.

23:46 - The rest of us call it a night.

The Cream Has Risen: The NCAA Block Squares Pool

A little later for Easter, but we got a championship game with the number 1 overall seed in the tournament playing the number 3 overall seed. I am not going to spend a lot of time with this post today as I have to work on another one documenting this trip to the Final Four, but I did have a couple of observations from last night:

First, Purdue fans. Damn, you would think that they have never been to a final four before! They last went in 1980, and apparently everyone in the State of Indiana wanted to be here in Phoenix this weekend. You know, just in case they really are the re-invention of that trash fire from the University of Virginia.  Evidence? At tip-off for the Purdue-NC State game last night the "get in the stadium" price on Stubhub was north of $1450 and a Purdue alumna friend of mine sent me this tweet on Purdue fans on Friday.


This takeover of the Phoenix metro by the Purdue fan base is impressive and their attendance at the games last night was ridiculous.

Second, this UConn run is stupid. Last night was the 11th consecutive double digit win for this team in the NCAA Tournament. This kind of streak doesn't happen. Period. I am not sure this happens in the regular season when you are bound to run into some teams that don't belong on the court with you. 

These are kids! One bad day with a girlfriend can derail even a good team. 

Last night, Alabama hit 8 of 11 3-pointers in the first half and TRAILED by four points. What are you supposed to do with that if you are Alabama? I get that there game is focused on shooting a ton of threes but at one point last night they were shooting 75% from 3 and losing! Alabama played really well and got blown out. 

Again, I may have to eat these words, but this UConn run is one of the best we have seen. I am not sure how Purdue beats them. 

On to the Block Squares Pool. Our winners last night were:

(1) Purdue 63        (11) N.C. State 50     Ryan White

(1) Connecticut 86      (4) Alabama 72    Jen Hinkle

One more game to go. See you all in the stadium on Monday night!

--Your Tournament Host

Saturday, April 6, 2024

The Final Four Chronicles: The Arrival



Yes, it is that time of year again folks, where the good men of WeMakeItRain - well 2/3 of us - and the coaching staff of Southwestern Central - well 3/4 of us - and good friend head west to the promised land of the Final Four and the National Association of Baskebtall Coaches annual conference, this year held in Glendale/Phoenix/Scottsdale.  I know I have written this before, but the NCAA says the Final Four is in Phoenix, but it is actually in Glendale, but we are anchored in Scottsdale.  We will see all three of these cities, and also some guest appearances as well, especially since Sinickal's parents live in Scottsdale.  As always, all times are local and remain in the same time zone as previous entries until a change is noted.  If something occurs mid-flight, the entry will remain in the time zone in which the flight originated until landing in a different zone. [Ed. Note from Sinickal: Pepster is an attorney]

Thursday, April 4

20:30 E.D.T. - Tony Wheels up to Phoenix.

20:32 - Tony notes that his flight has a ton of UConn folks on it, and they are still the quietest fan base.  [Ed. note - last year's UConn fans didn't celebrate as we thought fitting of a championship team, and we were in the UConn host bar a lot.]

20:56 - Kev-O remarks that they have 5 titles this century, and they can't be bothered to be rowdy.

20:57 - Followed by "They don't deserve [Dan] Hurley as coach.

Friday, April 5

00:00 MDT - Tony lands in Phoenix.

04:28 EDT - Pepster departs for FLL.

05:20 - As Pepster enters the parking lot, Fat Joe featuring Li'l Wayne's We Make It Rain comes on Flex2K.  Our anthem coming on at this point in time, must be a sign.  To get yourself in the appropriate mood, give it a listen.  Fat Joe ft. Li'l Wayne

05:21 - Pepster sends the crew this photo.


04:57 - Sinickal spots Kev-O a few people ahead of him in the Clear line. Tries to get his attention, but he is both still asleep and in his phone.

05:22 - Kev-O and Sinickal meet up in DCA.  They are on the same first leg to MSP, but on different flights to PHX.

05:36 - Plane boarding and staff hierarchy is clear. Sinickal is in first class and a clearly annoyed Kev-O flips him off on his way to coach. 

05:48 - Pepster notes that the airport bars don't open until 8:00 in Fort Lauderdale.

05:50 - Sinickal - "I can't believe the State of Florida would ban the right of the people to drink at anytime though.  Not like them."

05:53 - Pepster, "Free State of Florida, my ass!"

05:54 - Kev-O joins in, "Thanks a lot DeSanctimonious!"

07:00 - Pepster sees that his flight is delayed until 7:52.

07:01 - Sinickal to Pepster, "You still can't drink though!"

04:04 MST - Tony says, "If your flight is delayed a little longer you might get one in!"

[Ed. Note - definitely too early to drink even if open, but still seems remarkable that an airport is full, and most places - not just bars - were closed.]

07:48 CDT - Sinickal and Kev-O arrive in Minneapolis and hustle to the Delta Sky Club. The drinking journey begins. Kev-O with vodka and Sinickal with bourbon. Sinickal notes that this ain't Florida.

08:50 - Sinickal and Kev-O are on different flights to Phoenix. Kev-O departs for his. 

10:33 EDT - Pepster's brother in Jersey City and sister in Emmaus, Pennsylvania, as well as Tony's brother in Queens, all text to say they were just in an earthquake.  Everyone is good though.

7:40 MST - Tony texts a graphic about the earthquake showing the epicenter in Lebanon, New Jersey.

10:43 EDT - Pepster responds, "Lebanon, huh?  Probably not the worst explosion that will happen in Lebanon this weekend.

7:45 MST - Tony replies, "Poor Lebanon.  First they come under attack due to crazy neighbors and then to be related to a location in New Jersey.  Tough week for them."

10:03 MDT - Pepster reads a group e-mail involving some friends primarily centered around college.  One of them says, "Not as bad as ones I felt when I lived in Cali. 4.8 out of 10.  Would quake again." 

10:04 - Pepster lands in Denver.

10:27 - Pepster sees a guy who is approximately 5'9" tall, and 285 pounds wearing a Colorado Buffaloes t-shirt that says "I'm not hard to find!"  

11:10 - Pepster wheels up to PHX.

10:53 MST - Kev-O lands in Phoenix.

13:08 CDT - Sinickal just got a notification that his golf clubs were put on Kev-O's earlier flight from Minneapolis.

11:48 MST - Kev-O enters Chelsea's Kitchen in the airport.

12:30 - Pepster arrives in Phoenix.

12:39 - On the way to baggage claim, Pepster passes a step-and-repeat for the Final Four with a DJ spinning dance music.  This city seems prepared!

12:52 - Pepster meets up with Kev-O in Chelsea's Kitchen, as we await Sinickal's arrival. (Note: Pepster finally gets a drink.)

12:53 - Sinickal arrives in Phoenix.

13:12 - Sinickal is grabbing his bags and going to pick up the rental car, says it'll be about 30-40 minutes.  Kev-O and Pepster order another round.

13:42 - From Sinickal, "In the car, will be on north side in about 10 minutes."

13:48 - Sinickal asks us from what door did we exit.  We tell him we are at Door 27 north.  Sinickal is three minnutes out.

13:49 - Sinickal asks "Are you sure it is Door 27?"

13:58 - Sinickal driving the rental car pulls up to the curb to pick up Kev-O and Pepster, only when he gets out of the car, it isn't Sinickal.  The driver apologizes to us as if he did something wrong by vaguely looking like Sinickal behind tinted windows.  This posting is the first time Sinickal and Tony know this happened.

14:01 - Sinickal again, "Are you sure it's Door 27?"

14:05 - Sinickal continues, "That door doesn't exist."

14:10 - It certainly does!

14:11 - Yes, the door exists, but Kev-O realizes we were at Departures on Level 2, not Arrivals on Level 1.  We're idiots.



14:26 - Kev-O tells Pepster and Sinickal that he prepped for this Final Four by studying a map of the panhandle of Oklahoma, as he is still trying to figure out where Southwestern Central is located.  [Ed. Note - it's in the northeast corner of the panhandle.]

14:33 - Since we cannot get into the AirBnB until 3, a quick stop at Fate Brewing after we pass an establishment that Bob Lanier "turned Sinickal on to."

14:34 - Guy across the bar wearing a t-shirt that reads:

                                                                Jesus
                                                                Booger
                                                                Lonnie
                                                                Mance
                                                                & Sip 
Gotta love He Got Game.

14:56 - Tony heads to the AirBnB in a Waymo!!!  "This is wild," he says.

15:02 - Tony arrives safely at AirBnB.

15:04 - The rest arrive at the AirBnB.

15:33 - Heading to Albertsons for "supplies."

15:38 - Kev-O sees a distraught mother in the parking lot and remarks, "She definitely beats her kids!"  To be fair, they looked like they deserved it.

15:44 - Full liquor sold in the grocery store.  And we thought Florida was a "free" state.

16:12 - Pepster sees his first pedi-bar.  He hates those things.  And to those that say, but you can pedal and get to drink with your friends.  Pepster says, I can drink with my friends in a bar.

16:13 - Kev-O states that he lived in Nashville for 8 years and he is certainly with Pepster.

16:14 - Sinickal to Kev-O, "But your hatred is not as visceral.  You need more bass in your voice!"

16:20 - Enter Cold Beer and Cheeseburgers.

16:28 - Order wings.

Mostly radio silence as the first women's Final Four game is on between NC State and South Carolina.  South Carolina rolls.

17:54 - DJ Burns' sister just checked in for NC State.

18:52 - Leave Cold Beer and Cheeseburgers.

18:54 - While walking to the car, see a lot of bikers at the Mexican restaurant next to Cold Beer and Cheeseburgers.  Kev-O notices one of them and says, "Can you really be a Harley-Davidson guy and wear Skechers?"

18:56 - Kev-O realizes that we all hobbled out of Cold Beers and Cheeseburgers.  Discuss whether it is age creeping up on us, or the fact that our bodies are three hours ahead.  We note it is the time change.

18:58 - Another f'in pedi bar.

19:00 - Enter Coach House.  See Danielle and Trey, Pepster's second cousin and second cousin-in-law [Ed. Note - her husband] from Seattle.  They are in town for - you guessed it - THE FINAL FOUR.  Trey is a proud alumnus of Purdue who wasn't around for their last Final Four appearance, so they made sure to come to this one!

19:01 - Sinickal and Kev-O commence the first of many games of Golden Tee.  [Ed. Note - This turned out to  be the only game of Golden Tee.]

19:02 - Before too many beers are consumed Pepster informs Danielle and Trey that they will be mentioned in the blog and asks if there is a preferred moniker other than their names.  They both agree they are just happy to be mentioned, so no alias necessary.

19:07 - Danielle is remiss that she didn't come wearing her school gear - Coastal Carolina - as everybody else had donned clothing from their respective alma mater, even those schools not in the Final Four.

Radio Silence as a lot of people are watching the Iowa-Connecticut women's final four game.  Apparently that Caitlyn Clark is popular.  Who knew?  [Ed. Note - we did.]

19:57 - Danielle and Trey start their inquiry of Sinickal - whose parents live in Scottsdale - as to where they could get something good to eat that is close.

20:31 - Very questionable illegal screen called against UConn.

20:42 - Danielle and Trey still probably in need of food, but have an other drink to hang out with us instead!

21:08 - Band at the Coach House breaks into Bust a Move, then tells the crowd that it was a song by Young MC. This would be funny if we had a picture of the band.

21:15 - Pepster notes that he is tired and says out loud that unlike us Danielle and Trey did not have to go through a time change to get to Scottsdale. Sinickal remarks that they probably aren't thirsty either. 

21:24 - We decide it is time for us to go home, but not before a picture to send to the Sosa/Perez family.  Please excuse the bad lighting, it was the bar's fault.


21:26 - We head home.

21:29 - Back home.  Commence eating potato chips bought earlier at Albertsons.  Wondering if Danielle and Trey ever found food ...

21:43 - Big Wigg - Pepster's friend from West Palm who now lives in Tucson texts to coordinate plans for the morning.  That's right, Big Wigg is joining!  Gonna be a crew!

21:46 - Pepster retires for the evening.