Showing posts with label Ryan FitzMAGIC. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ryan FitzMAGIC. Show all posts

Sunday, November 18, 2018

Picks of the Week



Three consecutive winning weeks!!!  I know at some point that streak will end, I just hope that it isn't today.  A silly push on Thursday, but at least it was't a loss!!!

My long time readers know how this works, but for everybody else,  a reminder.  Each pick is using the spread (straight up is for wussies), and the betting line is from the same website each week as of the time of typing the entry. I keep a running tally of my record, plus my winnings/losses. We will "pretend" that I bet $100 on each game, with one game each week going for $250. Winnings/Losses will be calculated including a 10% vig to make the math that much simpler.  On to the picks.


Seattle Seahawks -3 v. Green Bay Packers
After last week's Carolina debacle, I am going back to following the rules, don't bet on the visiting team on a short week.

Atlanta Falcons -3 1/2 v. Dallas Cowboys
I really have no idea who to pick in this game.  Atlanta's offense and Dallas's defense are both really good, but the other sides of the ball stink.  Usually in a situation like this I take the points, but this time I am taking the home team as Dallas is coming off an emotion intra-divisional victory.

Baltimore Ravens -6 1/2 v. Cincinnati Bengals
I think this line is too high, especially given that Lamar Jackson might make his first NFL start.  That being said, with no A.J. Green, and with a great Ravens defense, it is hard for me to see the Bengals doing much of anything offensively.  It's the old adage - defense and running game - that I am betting on here.

Carolina Panthers -4 at Detroit Lions
You should know by now that I hate taking road favorites, but the Lions are not good and Carolina is 7-1 against the spread coming off a loss.  I will take a bounce back performance.

Tennessee Titans +1 1/2 at Indianapolis Colts
This Titans team will make life tough for somebody in the playoffs.  They start by making a run toward the top of the AFC South with a win over the Colts.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers +3 at New York Giants
Both teams stink, so I will take the points.  Plus, Fitzmagic is coming off a good high from the Harvard victory over Yale yesterday at Fenway Park.  This likely means Cameron Brate scores a touchdown as well!

Houston Texans -3 at Washington Racists
Both teams are 6-3 and lead their respective divisions, but it seems like the Texans have more talent while Washington seems to be doing this courtesy of a horrible division.

Pittsburgh Steelers -4 1/2 at Jacksonville Jaguars
So the story comes out today that the Jaguars are open to trading Jalen Ramsey in the offseason.  On the morning of a game.  Ridiculous.

Arizona Cardinals -5 v. Oakland Raiders
Oakland is in utter disarray!

Denver Broncos +7 at Los Angeles Chargers
The Chargers should win this game, but it is an intra-divisional game, and I think Denver runs the ball enough to keep the game close.

New Orleans Saints -7 1/2 v. Philadelphia Eagles
This is not last year's Philly team.  Middle of the road in total offense and defense.  Meanwhile, New Orleans is 5th in total yards, while first in points and first in rushing defense.

Chicago Bears -2 1/2 v. Minnesota Vikings
This should be a close game and the spread reflects that.  The Bears defense leads the way (2nd in rushing defense, 3rd in 3rd down percentage and 4th in total defense and points allowed), but the offense is 5th in points scored as well .  They could use a bit more of a running game against Minnesota which is 3rd in rush defense and 5th in total defense.  However, I honestly trust Mitchell Trubisky more in a big spot than I do Kirk Cousins right now.

Los Angeles Rams -3 1/2 v. Kansas City Chiefs
Two high-flying offenses, but the Rams defense is 13th overall (10th against the run and 12th in points allowed), whereas the Chiefs defense is 29th overall (29th against the pass, 22nd against thr run and 18th in points allowed).  Given the emotional lift of all of the first responders to the California wildfires being given free tickets, I will take the Rams defense.

Big Bet
Pittsburgh Steelers -4 1/2 at Jacksonville Jaguars
So the story comes out today that the Jaguars are open to trading Jalen Ramsey in the offseason.  On the morning of a game.  Ridiculous.
Ordinarily I would like to pick a home team and/or a team receiving points, but this Jalen Ramsey news is a bombshell.  What on earth is going on in that locker room.

Last Week's Record:  7-6-1
Last Week's Big Bet:  1-0
Year-to-Date Record:  77-64-7
Big Bet Year-to-Date:  5-5
Last Week's Winnings (Losses):  $190


Year-to-Date's Winnings (Losses):  $585

Sunday, November 11, 2018

Picks of the Week



Two great wee\ks in a row (17-10), and although Thursday was an awful start to the week, I am confident that I can keep this winning streak going.  I have had a little more time to think about the picks today, so I sure hope that I do not overthink things, buChot what are the odds of that?

My long time readers know how this works, but for everybody else,  a reminder.  Each pick is using the spread (straight up is for wussies), and the betting line is from the same website each week as of the time of typing the entry. I keep a running tally of my record, plus my winnings/losses. We will "pretend" that I bet $100 on each game, with one game each week going for $250. Winnings/Losses will be calculated including a 10% vig to make the math that much simpler.  On to the picks.


Carolina Panthers +3 1/2 at Pittsburgh Steelers
I hate taking the road teams on the short week, but that extra half-point sold me at a time when both teams were playing extremely well.

Chicago Bears -7 v. Detroit Lions
This is not a homer pick, I swear.  The Lions offense looked anemic even before trading Golden Tate, and they looked downright pitiful last week.  The Bears have given up 17 or less in 4 of 5 home games, and the weather is going to be cold today, which isn't good for a dome team.

New Orleans Saints -6 at Cincinnati Bengals
Sometimes you just look at a line and say, this is obvious.  Those times, you have to go the other way.  New Orleans is the obvious pick here.  But, even given that they are the obvious pick and given that road favorites tend to under-perform, the Bengals will be without their best player, A.J. Green, meaning the obvious pick, is THE pick here.

Atlanta Falcons -5 1/2 at Cleveland Browns
The Falcons offense is really clicking, especially with the emergence of Calvin Ridley as a deadly threat.  Cleveland, although playing better than the past 2 years, is still a train wreck.

Jacksonville Jaguars +3 at Indianapolis Colts
Indianapolis is scoring in excess of 35 the past 5 games, but even Blake Bortles has feasted on the Colts defense in the past 2 years. With Fournette returning, the Colts will not win by much, if at all.

Kansas City Chiefs -16 1/2 v. Arizona Cardinals
This line is absolutely ridiculous, but Arizona is Arizona and they are travelling west, so why not.

Buffalo Bills +7 at New York Jets
Two new quarterbacks in Matt Barkley, yes, that Matt Barkley, and Josh McCown, yest that Josh McCown. The Bills defense should keep this game close and interesting, as they are 3rd in total defense.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers -3 1/2 v. Washington Racists
Fitzmagic!!!

Tennessee Titans +6 1/2 v. New England Patriots
Mike Vrabel keeps the game with his mentor close.

Los Angeles Chargers -10 at Oakland Raiders
Road favorite and double digit division favorites never cover, much less if they are both in one game.  But, the Raiders are a train wreck the likes that nobody except for Cleveland Browns fans have ever seen.

Miami Dolphins +10 1/2 at Green Bay Packers
Just too many points, given that the Packers are mediocre in points per game and average to below average in total defense, rushing defense and scoring defense.

Seattle Seahawks +9 at Los Angeles Rams
The one thing that the Seahawks are is resilient, and although they may not win this game, they will likely play this game similar to the game against the Chargers last week, within 9.

Dallas Cowboys +7 1/2 at Philadelphia Eagles
This line just seems way too big for a division game in which the teams are only separated in the standings by 1 game.

San Francisco 49ers -3 v. New York Giants
Two teams with a combined record of 3-14 means a Monday Night Football game I will likely miss.

Big Bet
New Orleans Saints -6 at Cincinnati Bengals
Sometimes you just look at a line and say, this is obvious.  Those times, you have to go the other way.  New Orleans is the obvious pick here.  But, even given that they are the obvious pick and given that road favorites tend to under-perform, the Bengals will be without their best player, A.J. Green, meaning the obvious pick, is THE pick here.
No A.J. Green, and the Saints do it for Dez.

Last Week's Record:  8-5
Last Week's Big Bet:  1-0
Year-to-Date Record:  70-58-6
Big Bet Year-to-Date:  4-5
Last Week's Winnings (Losses):  $400
Year-to-Date's Winnings (Losses):  $395

Sunday, November 4, 2018

Picks of the Week

Travelling once again this morning, so no real time to type out all of my thoughts, but last week was my best week of the year and aI hope to continue that success this week.  On to the picks ...

San Francisco 49ers + 1 1/2 v. Oakland Raiders

Buffalo Bills + 10 v. Chicago Bears

Baltimore Ravens -1 v. Pittsburgh Steelers

Carolina Panthers -6 v. Tampa Bay Buccaneers

Kansas City Chiefs -8 at Cleveland Browns

Miami Dolphins -3 v. New York Jets

Detroit Lions + 4 1/2 at Minnesota Vikings

Washington Racists -2 v. Atlanta Falcons

Houston Texans + 1 at Denver Broncos

Los Angeles Chargers +1 at Seattle Seahawks

Los Angeles Rams -1 1/2 at New Orleans Saints

Green Bay Packers +5 1/2 at New England Patriots

Tennessee Titans +4 1/2 at Dallas Cowboys

Big Bet
Kansas City Chiefs -8 at Cleveland Browns
Too much recent turmoil in Cleveland.

Last Week's Record:  9-5
Last Week's Big Bet:  1-0
Year-to-Date Record:  62-53-6
Big Bet Year-to-Date:  3-5
Last Week's Winnings (Losses):  $500
Year-to-Date's Winnings (Losses):  ($5)

Tuesday, September 18, 2018

Professional Football Wrap-Up

Exciting Week 2; made even more so by my boy Ortega's birthday.  Lots of people, fun and games.  And my birthday present to him was that the Bears took Khalil Mack off of the  hands of his beloved Raiders.  You're Welcome!!!  Once again, none of the patrons stood for the anthem, Anyway, here are my thoughts from Week 1 of the NFL season.

Game of the Week

Minnesota 29 - Green Bay 29.  Two playoff-contending teams battling it out on the not yet frozen tundra.  Bad calls (the Clay Matthews roughing the passer call - although since he is Clay Matthews he deserved it) and bad kicking decided this sister-kisser.  Other contenders could have been Jacksonville over New England 31-20, but New England was never in this game, or Kansas City defeating Pittsburgh 42-37, but this was never really that close.

Best Team Performance

Jacksonville Jaguars.  Only an 11 point win in the AFC Championship game rematch, but the Jaguars thoroughly dominated New England.  The defense held New England to only 316 total yards, including only 82 yards rushing.  They sacked Tom Brady twice, including a sack, strip, fumble recovery by Dante Fowler, Jr., and Blake Bortles was 29-45 for 377 yards and 4 TDs - against only 1 interception, in Leonard Fournette's absence.  A dominating performance by your new favorites to win the AFC.

Least Impressive Team Performance

Arizona Cardinals.  Second week in a row, but much deserved.  Decimated by the Los Angeles Rams 34-0, and it wasn't even that close.  Sam Bradford threw for only 90 yards (17-27) with an interception, and the entire team only rushed for 54 yards.  They did sack Jared Goff twice and intercepted him once, , but they gave up over 40 yards rushing to Todd Gurley and Malcolm Brown, and at least 6 receptions and 60 yards to Cooper Kupp (6/63), Robert Woods (6/81), and Brandin Cooks (7/159).  It is a fight between Arizona and Buffalo for the worst team in the NFL.  Is it time to see Josh Rosen?

Most Impressive Individual Performance (Offense)

Patrick Mahomes, QB - Kansas City Chiefs.  He annihilated Pittsburgh's secondary so bad that you would have thought that Vontae Davis was not the only defensive back to retire at halftime.  He was 23-28 for 326 yards and 6 TDs - and no interceptions.  You read that correctly, Mahomes had more touchdown passes than incompletions!

Honorable Mention goes to Ryan FitzMagic of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers who went 27-33 for 402 yards and 4 TDs in Tampa's 27-21 victory over the defending champion Philadelphia Eagles, his second consecutive game over 400 yards!

Most Impressive Individual Performance (Defense)

Darius Leonard, LB - Indianapolis Colts.  Leonard finished his week 2 game with 18 tackles, 1 sack and a forced fumble in the Indianapolis Colts' unlikely 21-9 win at Washington.

Honorable Mention to Shaquill Griffin of Seattle, with his 2 interceptions in a losing effort against the Chicago Bears.

Most Impressive Individual Performance (Special Teams)

Brandon McManus, K - Denver Broncos.  McManus kicked 2 extra points and 2 field goals, the last from 36 yards with only :06 remaining as the Broncos defeated the Oakland Raiders 20-19.  If you want to know why we celebrate mundane kicking performances, go ask the Minnesota Vikings and Cleveland Browns, both of which cut their kickers yesterday.

Least Impressive Individual Performance

Zane Gonzalez, K - Cleveland Browns.  Gonzalez missed both of his extra point attempts, and missed 2 field goals, any of which would have won the game as the Browns fell to the New Orleans Saints 21-18, as Will Lutz showed Browns fans what a kicker is by nailing a 44 yard field goal with :21 left to win the game.

Honorable Mention to Daniel Carlson of the Minnesota Vikings who missed all 3 of his field goal attempts, though he did hit all 3 of his extra points, in the Vikings tie with Packers.  Loses this honor to Gonzalez only because Gonzalez cost his team last week's win as well.

Both kickers were cut yesterday.

Most Surprising Team Performance

Indianapolis Colts.  After losing pretty handily at the hands of the Cincinnati Bengals, the Colts went into D.C. and defeated the Racists 21-9, holding Washington to only 65 yards rushing, with 43 of those yards to quarterback Alex Smith and wide receiver Jamison Crowder.  Andrew Luck was not sharp, but closed this game out with a fourth quarter TD pass to T.Y. Hilton for the final margin of victory.  Both teams are now 1-1.

Most Disappointing Team Performance

Pittsburgh Steelers.  Expecting a bounce-back performance after a week 1 tie with Cleveland, Pittsburgh laid an egg against the Kansas City Chiefs, losing 42-37 in a game that was never that close.  Pittsburgh's secondary still has yet to make an appearance in the ball game.

Most Surprising Individual Performance
Matt Breida, RB - San Francisco 49ers.  Breida, who was slated to be the 49ers backup running back until Jerrick McKinnon went down, rushed 10 times for 138 yards a 1 TD in San Francisco's 30-27 defeat of the Detroit Lions.

Most Disappointing Individual Performance

Kickers.  See above regarding Zane Gonzalez and Daniel Carlson.

Most Impressive Team Performance (Premier League)

Chelsea 4-1 over Cardiff City.  Chelsea gave up an early goal in the 16th minute before running off 4 straight, including the winner just before halftime.  Chelsea parlayed 77% possession into 18 shots (7 on goal) in annihilating Cardiff City to remain a perfect 5-0 (along with Liverpool) at the top of the table.

Most Impressive Individual Performance (Premier League)

Eden Hazard - Chelsea.  Hazard, the engine that makes the Chelsea offense drive scored a natural hat trick with goals in the 37th minute and 44th minute (both from Giroud) and a penalty kick in the 80th minute after Willian drew a foul in the area.

Goat of the Week

Zane Gonzalez, K - Cleveland Browns.  Not to beat a dead kicker, but he lost two games for the Browns now.  And, he is cut.

Goat of the Week (Premier League)

Harry Kane - Tottenham Hotspur.  The usually prolific scorer Kane managed just 2 measly shots as the Spurs fell 2-1 to Liverpool.  Now losing to Liverpool in and of itself is no shame as they do sit at the top of the table, but Kane has to be more involved in the offense if the Spurs are to challenge for a UCL spot next year (they currently sit in 6th place).

Breakthrough Performance

Brandin Cooks, WR - Los Angeles Rams.  Cooks caught 7 of his 9 targets for 159 yards.  Although Cooks' big play potential has been known, this week's performance shows that he has easily replaced the departed Sammy Watkins in the Rams offense, and is possibly an even better weapon for Jared Goff than even Watkins was.

Comeback Performance

Nathaniel Hackett, OC - Jacksonville Jaguars.  Having learned from the pathetic, stagnant second half in the AFC Championship game, Hackett opened up the offense and let Blake Bortles throw, and this caught the New England Patriots completely by surprise.  In turn, the Jaguars dominated the defending AFC Champions, with the offense playing just as well as the defense.

Finally

Allen Robinson, WR - Chicago Bears.  Robinson flashed lots of potential in his 4 years with the Jaguars.  He only "flashed" because he was often injured.  With 10 catches on Monday night (out of 14 targets), Robinson showed that he can be the big target needed by young Mitchell Trubisky.  Robinson was key on third down converting 4 third downs with his catches to keep drives alive, and the clock moving.

Impact Injury

Joe Mixon, RB - Cincinnati Bengals.  He is only have his knee cleaned, but his speed is incredibly important in the revival of the Bengals offense, and by making the safeties respect the running game, A.J. Green is finding himself more space in which to operate.  Giovanni Bernard is a true veteran backup, but he does not have Mixon's pure speed.

Team Rising

Miami Dolphins - All of a sudden they are 2-0 and in first place in the AFC East.  Yes it is early, but Tannehill has been efficient, and the running game is 6th in the NFL  behind a combination of Kenyan Drake and Frank Gore, who is now fourth on the All-Time rushing list.  With Oakland next at home, they have a good shot to enter New England 3-0.

Team Falling

Seattle Seahawks - They are nowhere near the presence of recent vintage, and it clearly showed as Russell Wilson was running for his life most of the game and the offense could barely muster any drives until the very end of the game..

Best Teams
(All undefeated teams will be ranked in the top 5 until there are less than five teams, and then the rankings will consist of my true thoughts and not just records).

1. Los Angeles Rams
2. Jacksonville Jaguars
3. Kansas City Chiefs
4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
5. Cincinnati Bengals

Worst Teams
(All winless teams will be bottomed ranked teams until there are less than five teams, and then the rankings will consist  of my true thoughts and not just records)

32. Buffalo Bills
31. Arizona Cardinals
30. Oakland Raiders
29. New York Giants
28. Detroit Lions

Middle Teams
(Middle teams based on records until the teams play a significant amount of games to gauge their true ability).

15.  Baltimore Ravens
16.  Chicago Bears
17.  Atlanta Falcons
18.  San Francisco 49ers

Statistic That May Interest Only Me

I mentioned it earlier, but Patrick Mahomes had more touchdown passes (6) than incompletions (5) in the Chiefs victory over the Pittsburgh Steelers.  For the year Mahomes has 12 incompletions and 10 touchdown passes.

Preview - Game(s) of the Week

4. Pittsburgh Steelers at Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Not because this is going to be a good game between great teams, but because this game is going to be fun.  The Steelers defense is 25th in yards against and they basically have no secondary, and Tampa Bay is 1st in total yards and passing, with 482.5 total yards (405 passing) per game.  Likewise, Tampa Bay is 31st in total defense and passing defense with Pittsburgh being second in both offensively.  Can somebody say "Shootout"?

3. Denver Broncos at Baltimore Ravens.  Denver is 2-0, and Baltimore is 1-1, with Joe Flacco carrying a 93.5 passer rating.  Denver is second in the NFL in rushing and first in third down defensive percentage.  Baltimore  counters with the 7th best passing offense (8th overall) and the second best total defense (third in passing defense).  This is a game between two teams that will likely be battling for playoff position late in the season.

2. Cincinnati Bengals at Carolina Panthers - Another game that could be very important come playoff time.  Cincinati is 4th in the NFL in scoring.and third in rushing defense.  Carolina is 5th in rushing offense and 7th in passing defense.  A big matchup for both teams; can largely determine which one is the most legitimate.

1. Los Angeles Chargers at Los Angeles Rams - A potential Super Bowl preview.

Trivia

Ben Roethlisberger, with his 452 yards passing against Kansas City, moved into 7th place all time in passing yards with 51,852.  In fourth place in that list is Tom Brady.  Brady, drafted in 2000, is in his 18th season in the NFL.  Who is the only other player drafted in 2000 still active in the NFL?

Sports Bar Review of the Week

Today's review is of Duffy's Sports Grill, 225 Clematis Street, West Palm Beach, FL

Part of a local chain that originated in Palm Beach Gardens, Florida, Duffy's on Clematis was chosen as it is the local spot for my boy Ortega, who turned 53 on Sunday.  His birthday, his choice.  Lots of people, drinks, food and football.

Ambiance is simply generic-themed sports bar.  Lots of televisions, but they are arranged so that you can really only watch one or two at a time.  There does seem to be a constant neck stretch as you turn from one set of cheers to another to see what is going on.  Enough coverage for all the games, but something just isn't great in the setup.

The sports feel/vibe is good.  A ton of Buffalo Bills fans, New York Jets fans and Miami Dolphins fans congregate at this location.  A smattering of almost every other team as well.  All football on Sundays.  This is good.

I ate before I went to Duffys's, but have eaten the food here many, many times.  Very good for a sports bar.  Known for their wings, I find them OK, at best, but the burgers, salads, ribs, and flatbreads are first rate for bar fare.  They serve a fantastic Caribbean chicken with beans and rice, as well.

The beer selection is OK.  Some craft beers, but caters to your bud light/miller lite bucket crowd.  Very few crafts on tap.  More in bottles, but they don't qualify for the two for one special, or at least that is what I was told (even though every other time I have been to any Duffy's they did - so this was weird).  Started with  Bud Light to hydrate, but when I tried to move to the Terrapin Hopsecutioner, I was told that they were not allowed to serve that to me in the 22oz draft because they didn't have enough glasses, and that the small drafts didn't count for two for ones (also weird).  I didn't want the large beer because I am a drunkard, but because we had a party of about 30, and our server had a number of other tables keeping him busy; I didn't want to have to refill as much.  This was a problem.

The server - Nick - himself was awesome.  He hustled the entire time, working up a sweat for sure.  Due to the large size of our party, timing of things wasn't perfect, but that was mostly because of us.  Nick earned his tips for sure!

The bathrooms are tiny, and often the women's room would develop a line in the small hallway leading to the bathrooms.  Rooms are clean though.

Service - Aaron Rodgers (Awesome)
Drinks - Ryan Tannehill (Perfectly adequate)
Food - DeShaun Watson (historically good to date, but unknown on this week)
Cleanliness - Matt Ryan (good, steady, nothing bad)
Sports Accommodations - Matt Stafford (initially looks pretty good, but something is just a little off)
Overall - Joe Flacco (Good, better than most, not quite as great as others)

Rating System Based Upon Career of QBs chosen:  Meaning, even the rating system is subjective.

Trivia Answer

Last Week's Question was:  Chicago Bears LB Khalil Mack had a sack, forced fumble, fumble recover, interception, and touchdown in the first half of Sunday nights' game against the rival Green Bay Packers.  As widely reported, Mack was the first player since Lawrence Taylor in 1982 to record all of those statistics in one half.  Who was the last player in the NFL to accomplish this in a full game?

Khalil Mack - 2016!

Check back in next week.

Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Professional Football Wrap-Up

Boy is it good to have the NFL back!!! Despite any of the boycotts, the bar in which I watched the games was PACKED!!!  None of the patrons stood for the anthem, though.  I wonder what that means.  Anyway, here are my thoughts from Week 1 of the NFL season.

Game of the Week

Tampa Bay Buccaneers 48 New Orleans Saints 40.   A few games could have taken this honor; Kansas City Chiefs 38 - Los Angeles Chargers 28, Cleveland Browns 21 - Pittsburgh Steelers 21 for example, but by far the most exciting game was Tampa Bay and New Orleans where Ryan Fitzpatrick threw for 211 yards in the first half, and Drew Brees threw for even more!  Fitzpatrick - nay FitzMAGIC, finished 21-28 for 417 yards and 4 TDs, while rushing for an additional 36 yards and another score.  Who is this Jameis Winston again?  Drew Brees more than held his own against FitzMagic going 37-45 for 439 yards and 3 TDs.  The quarterbacks combined for ZERO interceptions.  For New Orleans Michael Thomas (180 yards 1 TD) and Alvin Kamara (112 yards, 1 TD receiving, 2 TDs rushing) both finished with over 100 yards receiving, but cold not keep up with the Buccaneers led by DeSean Jackson (146 yards, 2TDs) and Mike Evans (147 yards (1 TD).

Best Team Performance

Baltimore Ravens - Soundly defeated the Buffalo Bills 47-3 at home, and it wasn't even that close.  People around me were taking bets in the first quarter at how soon we would see Josh Allen replace Nathan Peterman.  Crazy thing is, I still don't know if this Baltimore team is any good.

Least Impressive Team Performance

Arizona Cardinals - OK, ok, the actual answer is Buffalo Bills, but I wanted to write about a different game, so this write-up goes to the Cardinals.  Defeated soundly 24-6 at home by the Washington Racists, the Cardinals could only manage 153 passing yards and 68 rushing yards, and only managed to score on a David Johnson touchdown run with 5:47 left in the game and down 24-0.  Although Sam Bradford only threw 1 interception, 20-34 for only 153 will leave fans clamoring for Josh Rosen sooner rather than later.  Only Larry Fitzgerald, with 7 catches for 76 yards, had a decent game offensively for Arizona.  Arizona did sack Alex Smith 3 times, which is something.

Most Impressive Individual Performance (Offense)

Ryan FitzMagic, QB - Tampa Bay Buccaneers.  See above.

For variety, I would like to honorably mention Tyreek Hill of the Kansas City Chiefs.  Hill caught 7 passes for 169 yards and 2 touchdowns, while also taking a punt return 91 yards for a touchdonwn.  In a league full of fast players, Hill might be the fastest.

Most Impressive Individual Performance (Defense)

T.J. Watt - DE, Pittsburgh Steelers - In a game dominated by defensive players (4 total interceptions and 11 total sacks), Watt stood out like no other player.  He finished with 11 total tackles (8 solo, 3 assists) and 4 sacks.  Perhaps most importantly, however, is that Watt blocked the Browns potential game-winning field goal with :06 left in overtime.  The performance of Anthony Hitchens of Kansas City with his 15 tackles also deserves some note.

Most Impressive Individual Performance (Special Teams)

Greg Zeurlein, K - Lost Angeles Rams - Zeurlein kicked 4 field goals, including one from 55 yards, and 3 extra points as the Rams defeated the Oakland Raiders 33-13.

Least Impressive Individual Performance

Nathan Peterman - QB, Buffalo Bills - Peterman finished 5-18 for 24 yards, with 2 interceptions and the Ravens sacked him 3 times in the aforementioned 47-3 shellacking.  At least he didn't throw 5 interceptions in the half.

Most Surprising Team Performance

Washington Racists.  Went into Arizona and annihilated the Cardinals 24-6.  Sure the score is not that impressive, but the Racists held the ball behind the rushing attack of Adrian Peterson ("Burgundy Jesus"?) (96 yards) and Chris Thompson (65 yards) and an efficient Alex Smith (21-30 for 255, 2 TDs, 0 Ints).  The defensive held its own with 2 sacks, and interception and a fumble recovery.

Most Disappointing Team Performance

Atlanta Falcons - Sure the defense played great against the Philadelphia Eagles, but the offense was non-existent with Matt Ryan going 21-143 for 251 yards and the team rushing for only 74 yards total.  At least Julio Jones caught 10 balls for 169 yards.

Most Surprising Individual Performance
Jared Cook - TE, Oakland Raiders.  Cook, who has never had more than the 759 yards receiving he amassed in 2011, his third season in the league, had 9 catches for 180 yards last night, in the 33-13 loss against to the Los Angeles Rams.

Most Disappointing Individual Performance

Ben Roethlisberger - QB, Pittsburgh Steelers.  Although the rushing game did not look like it suffered without Le'Veon Bell (James Conner 135 yards rushing, 2 TDs), Big Ben was only 23-41 (albeit for 335 yards) with 3 interceptions and was sacked 4 times.  Granted two of those sacks were at the hands of Myles Garrett, who looks All-Pro.  Big Ben single-handedly kept the Cleveland Browns in the game as both teams tied 21-21.

Most Impressive Team Performance (Premier League)

Off weekend for national team play.

Most Impressive Individual Performance (Premier League)

Off weekend for national team play.

Goat of the Week

Dan Quinn, HC - Atlanta Falcons. Why is a coach the goat of the week when his team lost to the defending Super Bowl champions by 6 on the road where they had a legitimate chance to win on the last play of the game?  Because of a decision he made on the very first drive.  On fourth-and-two from the Eagles 2 yard line, Quinn decides to forego a sure 3 points and go for the touchdown, where the Eagles stopped the Falcons and retained the ball on downs.  Although we can never predict the outcome of a game based upon one changed play as the teams would likely have played the game differently - those 3 points would have allowed Atlanta to kick an easy field goal to the tie the game in the 4th quarter and potentially win (or tie) in overtime instead of suffering a loss.

Goat of the Week (Premier League)

Off week for national team play.

Breakthrough Performance

Saquon Barkley - RB, New York Giants.  Barkley, the Giants number 1 draft pick out of Penn State, rushed for 106 yards on 18 carries, and caught 2 passes for 22 yards, living up to the hype of a first round draft pick.  This Giants team, which lost 20-15 at home to the Jacksonville Jaguars, has a long way to go, but Barkley is the right person to lead them.

Comeback Performance

Adrian Peterson - RB, Washington Racists.  Yes Peterson briefly and sparingly played at the end of last season, but he truly came back this weekend gaining 96 yards rushing and 70 yards receiving in the 24-6 defeat of the Arizona Cardinals.  Welcome back Burgundy Jesus!!!

Comeback Performance II

Aaron Rodgers - QB, Green Bay Packers.  After being injured in the first half, leading to a DeShone Kizer appearance, Rodgers, clearly hobbled by a left knee injury, returned to throw 3 fourth quarter touchdowns (39 yards to Geronimo Allison, 12 yards to Davante Adamns, and 75 yards to Randall Cobb), leading the Packers back from a 20-0 deficit to defeat the Chicago Bears.

Finally

Myles Garrett - DE, Cleveland Browns.  Although he showed flashes of talent last season, he did not look like a number 1 overall pick should.  Well, now he does.  Garrett had 6 overall tackles, with 2 sacks and 2 forced fumbles in a performance against a very good Alejandro Villanueva of Pittsburgh.

Impact Injury

Leonard Fournette, RB - Jacksonville Jaguars.  If Aaron Rodgers has to miss significant time, his is the most impactful injury, but since he returned to the game and we don't know Rodgers' long-term prognosis, Leonard Fournette's hamstring is the most important injury primarily because the Jaguars rely so much on defense and running the football, and secondarily because of the tremendous drop-off from Fournette to his backup T.J. Yeldon.

Team Rising

Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Dismantled what is supposed to be the best Saints defense in a number of years.  Looking like a potential playoff team from the NFC South, with or without Jameis Winston.

Team Falling

Dallas Cowboys - Managed only 8 points on next-to-no offense in a 16-8 loss to the Carolina Panthers.  Looks like this could be another year outside of the playoffs for Jerry's boys.

Best Teams
(All undefeated teams will be ranked in the top 5 until there are less than five teams, and then the rankings will consist of my true thoughts and not just records).

1. Baltimore Ravens
2. Los Angeles Rams
3. Kansas City Chiefs
4. Washington Racists
5. New York Jets

Worst Teams
(All winless teams will be bottomed ranked teams until there are less than five teams, and then the rankings will consist  of my true thoughts and not just records)

32. Buffalo Bills
31. Arizona Cardinals
30. Oakland Raiders
29. New York Giants
28. Dallas Cowboys

Middle Teams
(Middle teams based on records until the teams play a significant amount of games to gauge their true ability).

15.  Carolina Panthers
16.  Pittsburgh Steelers
17.  Cleveland Browns
18.  Chicago Bears

Statistic That May Interest Only Me

All seven new coaches in the NFL, meaning coaches coaching their first game with their current team, lost this weekend, going 0-7.

Statistic that May Interest Only Me, Part 2

Frank Gore of the Miami Dolphins needs only 14 more yards to pass Curtis Martin for 4th place on the all-time rushing chart.  He has 14,087 yards to Martin's 14,101.  Depending upon how the season unfolds, Gore has a shot to pass Barry Sanders, with 15,269 yards, for 3rd place.

Statistic that May Interest Only Me (and Sinickal and Hopps), Part 3

The Cleveland Browns tied Pittsburgh 21-21.  This is the Browns best start to a season since 2004.

Preview - Game(s) of the Week

4. Kansas City Chiefs at Pittsburgh Steelers - The Chiefs are flying high behind Patrick Mahomes and Tyreek Hill, and will fly into Pittsburgh where they will find a Steelers team that desperately needs to find its way after its week 1 tie with Pittsburgh.

3. Philadelphia Eagles at Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Tampa Bay will see if they can keep the FitzMagic going against the defending Super Bowl champions, which basically just shut down Atlanta's high flying (see what I did there) offense last week.

2. New England Patriots at Jacksonville Jaguars - In an AFC championship game re-match, the Jaguars must hope to have Leonard Fournette at close to 100% to have a chance.  If they do, it will be interesting to see what adjustments the Jaguars make on offense from last year, and the adjustments Belichick will make as well.

1. Minnesota Vikings at Green Bay Packers - The Packers second divisional rival to ope the season.  This game will match Green Bay's explosive offense with Minnesota's stout defense.

Trivia

Chicago Bears LB Khalil Mack had a sack, forced fumble, fumble recover, interception, and touchdown in the first half of Sunday nights' game against the rival Green Bay Packers.  As widely reported, Mack was the first player since Lawrence Taylor in 1982 to record all of those statistics in one half.  Who was the last player in the NFL to accomplish this in a full game?

Sports Bar Review of the Week

Today's review is of Twin Peaks, Grease Burger Bar, located at 2224 Palm Beach Lakes Boulevard, West Palm Beach, FL

Although a chain, this place will likely be a staple of this column due to the fact that it has the best television arrangement/setup in my area.  Part of the ever-expanding "breastaurant concept", for those unfamiliar with Twin Peaks it has a hunting lodge theme with bartenders and waitresses in skimpy tied shirts and skirts.

Ambiance is simply generic-themed restaurant.  Large open space with a bar in the middle and an outdoor patio with its own bar.  Lots of large tables for groups that want to come watch games together. 

The sports feel/vibe is good.  As noted earlier, lots of televisions arranged where there is always easy access to at least four games.  Easy to watch for friends that may have different team allegiances, or for fantasy football players keeping eyes on different games.  On football Sundays, games are definitely the focus.

I ate before I went to Twin Peaks, so I cannot rate their menu at this time.

The beer selection is very good.  Lots of regular and craft beers, but Twin Peaks prides itself on the fact that it brews its own selections - Dirty Blonds, Naughty Brewnette and Drop Dead Read, to go with the misogynistic breastaurant theme.  Although noted by one in our party, they do not offer a Smooth Chocolate Stout, which might make some of the waitresses feel left out.  I partook in the Naughty Brewnette which is good, not spectacular.

Service was good, which in my experience is unusual with this establishment.  Waitress Soso (her name) deserves lots of credit for keeping us hydrated.

The bathrooms are spacious, and despite the size of the restaurant, there was never a wait, for the men or women.

Service - Philip Rivers
Drinks - Ben Roethlisberger
Food - Baker Mayfield (i.e. not yet known)
Cleanliness - Drew Brees
Sports Accommodations - Tom Brady
Overall - Russell Wilson

Rating System Based Upon Career of QBs chosen:  Meaning, even the rating system is subjective.

Trivia Answer



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