As we all now know, Washington Redskins safety and former Miami Hurricane Sean Taylor has died as a result of a gunshot wound to the thigh, which apparently pierced his femoral artery, causing massive blood loss. All reports indicate that he underwent surgery, but never regained consciousness after being picked up by the ambulance. All reports also indicate that he was shot by an intruder inside his home sometime before 1:45 a.m. on Monday morning, the second such intruder within the last 8 days. As far as any more details, they are sketchy at best, nonexistent at worst, and I won't speculate as to any of them at this time.
As the resident fan and expert of the "U" here at We Make It Rain, I feel obliged to describe what this terrible tragedy means to those affiliated with the "U", as well as just fans. Nobody, unless they have been through something this horrific, could ever try to describe what this means to his parents, fiance', 18 month old daughter and assorted family and friends.
Since a lot of people are thinking it, I'll go ahead and get the obligatory, Miami is a bunch of thugs, they recruit thugs, they play like thugs, and act like thugs paragraph out of the way. Yes, a lot of the players that Miami recruits are local, and are raised in rough sections of town. Yes, some of the players were toughs, both on and off the field, prior to and during their tenure at Miami. Yes, some have been involved in incidents of their own making. But let's look at what the media is saying about Taylor. First, he had a weapons charge against him and he plead out to 18 months probation. What really happened: He saw some guys driving around on his ATV's. Taylor's defense was that they stole his ATVs. This probation period meant that he wasn't allowed to have firearms (foreshadowing). He was fined 17 times or so in the NFL. Yes, one of those was for the spitting incident with Michael Pittman, and some were for late hits, but a lot of them were for "uniform violations". Really thuggish there. He missed the rookie symposium. Boy is that awful. Maybe there is something behind the two break-ins at his home, and maybe we will know the full story at some point (only with some good police work), and maybe this was payback for something from Taylor's past (Cue Tupac - "always worried about the payback, from some punk that I roughed up way back"). Nevertheless, all we know is that an intruder was in his room, Taylor grabbed a machete that he kept in his room for protection (A MACHETE!), and then the intruder opened the door and fired 2 shots, with 1 hitting Taylor in the groin. Perhaps if he wasn't on probation, he could have legally kept a gun, and better protected himself, but that is simply conjecture.
Now that the foregoing is out of the way, here is what I remember about Taylor - WOW! He could hit, ball hawk, and always made his biggest plays in the biggest games (what seemed like 90 interceptions against FSU). Since the Monday Night Football slopfest between the Steelers and Dolphins was so bad last night, my buddies and I got into one of those random discussions of, "Who is the best ....... of all time?" When we discussed Miami, as the only Miami fan in the group I spoke first. Russell Maryland, Michael Irvin, Warren Sapp, Sean Taylor, Ed Reed. Those were the first names that came to mind. What company there! He was an absolute stud.
After the 2004 NFL draft, I couldn't stop commenting to my colleagues as we were discussing football, that Sean Taylor was ultimately going to be the best pick in this draft. Now that was some praise, and I truly believed it. I would still believe it if we would have had the opportunity to discuss this draft, and him, a decade later than this. Yes Fitzgerald has been great, Roethlisberger has really developed (with a ring to boot), Steven Jackson looks great, as does Roy Williams, and Jon Vilma "must protect this house", but Taylor was still right there. He was leading the NFC in interceptions with 5, even though he has missed time with an injury. He was a Pro Bowler last year, and showed that he could make the big play and the big hit in the NFL as well. If only the intruder was unarmed, and was simply trying to go across the middle against Taylor - who would have won that battle? I think we know the answer to that question.
This incident signifies an increasingly common occurrence, which remains largely ignored - the targeting of rich African-American athletes. Paul Pierce and Sean Taylor being the best and possibly most notable. The reasoning behind this is most likely money - because, well, they have it. However, this is nothing new in the sporting world. Russian hockey players have stories of family kidnappings for payment, as do Latin American baseball players. Both of these situations went largely ignored by the mainstream media, and possibly even law enforcement, because, well, it would never happen here. Well guess what - it is happening here. Who is to say the underlying reason. Is it purely financial? Probably in some cases. Some punks trying to make a name for themselves? Probably in some cases. Whatever it is, athletes from bad situations and neighborhoods need to learn that they have more at stake than others that are able to survive and grow away from that environment. They simply do not have the luxury of maturing at their own pace that the rest of us might enjoy. Look at the rap community. Most of the general public is not surprised when a rap artist is shot. They figure that it is par for the course in that world (and no, I am not suggesting that it is, or that it should be). These athletes need to grow up and mature much faster than most of the rest of us. Taylor was 24 for crying out loud. 24!!!
This is also another hit to the University of Miami. Miami recruits a lot locally, so a lot of its players have known each other for a long time. Most of the players that move on to the NFL stay local. You might remember a situation a few years ago when Edgerrin James refused to attend voluntary off-season workouts with his Colts teammates. Why? Because he was working out in Miami with his former teammates and current players. It would be difficult to find one team whose players all interconnect with each other like at the "U". Part of that may be the small size of the university itself. Less than 10,000 undergraduates attend college there. Whatever the reason, Miami is a close knit community. This is the third tragedy to affect this community in just over a calender year. Lineman Bryan Pata was shot in the back in the parking lot of his apartment complex. Kevin Everett was injured on a special team's play for the Bills, which almost killed him. Miraculously it looks as if he is going to walk again. Now this. Cynics and idiots would say "well this is what Miami deserves for being thugs". But look at those three tragedies. Thuggishness had nothing to do with them. The only explanation for all three of these incidents is just happenstance. A weird freaky happenstance.
I apologize for the disjointedness of this post, as I didn't really have time to outline and/or edit it, but this is just my ramblings and thoughts for this terrible tragedy.
I will end it by paraphrasing some things that I have heard and/or read elsewhere. The blog Kissing Suzy Kolber gives a weekly NFL award called the Meast of the Week. The Meast comes from a performer who is so good, that they must be half man half beast. This award started with Sean Taylor, and deservedly so. In this situation, Taylor was on probation and probably not allowed to carry firearms. Therefore, when he heard an intruder, he grabbed his machete to try to protect his family. He was shot while doing so, paying the ultimate price in protecting his family, which he did so with much more ferocity than he ever could have protected an end zone. He was the ultimate safety, giving up everything to keep others from his house. Underarmed, and not knowing exactly where the intruder was, he nonetheless sought them out, so that his fiance' and daughter might be saved. Although he is no longer with us, his family is. Now that is a MEAST!!! This might be the best pass breakup Taylor every could have accomplished.
We will remember you at your best, as a phenomenal safety, and as a protector of your family. I will remember you for all the big plays - especially against Florida State.
Rest in Peace Sean Taylor, and all the best to your family and friends.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Bad Football Weekend Diary
I had the distinct, ummm ......, let's call it honor, of being able to spend almost the entire last weekend enjoying football live. The first game was the last game (almost) of the Orange Bowl. I say almost, because apparently Florida International University still has a game or two, but it was the U's last game at the OB. It really wasn't - Miami had already played their last game at the OB, given their inability to show up for the Virginia game, but more on that later. On Sunday, I had the opportunity to watch the Buffalo Bills game against the Miami Dolphins. This was exciting because it is one of the few legitimate opportunities for the Dolphins to win this year. In the interest of full disclosure, I am a staunch Hurricane fan, but I am neither a fan nor a hater of the Dolphins.
This weekend came about because my friends Christian and Debbie S. have Dolphin season tickets, club level, but are also graduates of the University of Virginia. The big group (mostly Virginia fans) was going to rent a bus to the 'Canes game. Since we were doing both games, Christian, Debbie, Hannah (hereinafter "Racecar" - figure it out) and myself were going to drive to Miami, check into the hotel, have the bus pick us up, go to the game, have the bus drop us off at the hotel, then wake up and drive to the Dolphins game. Not a bad plan at all.
Here is what transpired:
Saturday, November 10, 2007
1:45 p.m. - Christian and Debbie pick us up at Racecar's house. I completely forgot that the University of Virginia celebrates football in style. Christian in a coat and tie, Debbie completely dressed up. We get in the car in our T-Shirt and shorts. Side note, Racecar is a Gator. Neither the 'Canes or Gators really celebrate football in the full Southern tradition. Although football is an institution at the University of Florida, and everyone in Gainesville loves UF Football, it isn't as formal as at UVa, or Auburn, etc.
2:55 p.m. - Check in the Hotel.
3:00 p.m. - While changing clothes (different T-Shirt), I start flipping through the television channels to find some college football. I found something much better, Karate Kid II, on Telemundo.
3:01 p.m. - Confirmation that the bus has left West Palm Beach.
3:12 p.m. - To 7-11 for some "refreshments". Although the cooler is packed, that is for Sunday's game. The bus is stocked, but it isn't here yet. Plus, I figured I might be able to find some Hurricane Malt liquor in honor of the game. Wrong. Old English has to do.
3:51 p.m. - After tiring of Spanish language television and some boring college football, I stumble upon I'm Gonna Get You Sucka. What a way to start what was supposed to be a football weekend. I almost want to watch this movie and skip the game. Almost.
4:07 p.m. - Bus arrives. Almost everyone is already tanked. Especially Kyle.
4:17 p.m. - Kyle begins passing out beers to others on the bus. We think he had a few for himself.
This is a good time to mention the mixed drinks on the bus, or shall I say mixed drink. Only one concoction in a water cooler - the Peanut Island Leg Spreader. It also goes by a couple of other names, that due to legal considerations, seriously - no joke, I cannot mention. Just a fascinating potable, and very accurately named. I think Kyle must have had more than his share at this point. More on Kyle later.
5:08 p.m. - Near the Orange Bowl - fans, mostly students, walking by the bus. A couple of the younger guys on the bus are fascinated by two particular young Miami students and can't stop themselves from staring. One of the riders on the bus (I didn't see who said it) says, "Put your Man Boobs on the window to try to impress the Miami girls". Thankfully for all of us, and for the Miami girls, he didn't.
Just mostly generic drinking and enjoying ourselves.
5:46 p.m. - Racecar comes back from the restroom and relays this conversation among two girls that she heard. Girl 1 says that she was going to the Dolphins game tomorrow with a weatherman's son. Girl 2 - "Let it Rain"! We here at We Make It Rain applaud the response!
6:15 p.m. - I decide to use one of the inconveniently positioned facilities outside the tailgate area. While standing in line, I notice someone that honestly looks like a vagrant slumped on the sidewalk leaning against the fence that encloses the "parking area" for the tailgates. About 6 of Metro-Dade's finest are checking on this man. (After some debate about whether he is a man or a woman, we find out that he is in fact a man). One is kicking his legs (the guy is sitting indian style) trying to get a reaction, while another is pouring water on his face. After about a half dozen kicks and two or three pours of water, the man tries to get up. Even though it is incredibly difficult for him, he finally manages to stand (in real time, this whole episode takes about 7 or 8 minutes). When he stands, a couple of the officers give the "Touchdown" sign, and the guy proceeds to fall headfirst onto the sidewalk. Eventually the police move the guy, around the corner against the same fence, where he remains at least until I go into the stadium. Bizarre. Why they didn't arrest him and take him to the drunk tank or at least call for EMS I have no idea. This guy could have hurt himself or someone else. I am surprised that he didn't seriously hurt himself when he fell.
6:23 p.m. - Talk to the people in line around me. The girl in front of me is a UM grad student, who graduated from the University of Vermont. At some point in time, I am able to mention something about how I wasn't particularly worried about being stabbed by a UM fan. She isn't amused, as apparently she was friends with the UVM student that was recently kidnapped and murdered. My humble apologies for upsetting her like that. How could I have known? The older couple behind me mention something about how the line needs to hurry. I mention that I just might stay in for 10 minutes to make them mad. The guy goes, "Don't worry about it. I just walked from Pennsylvania and held it the whole way. What does ten more minutes mean?
This seems like a good time to mention that I was on the bizarre jersey watch. I saw a ton of Michael Irvin, Ed Reed, Ray Lewis, Jeremy Shockey - pros and college jerseys. Then out of nowhere appeared a Yatil Green. Huh? Out of all the talent Miami has produced in the past, Yatil Green?
6:41 p.m. - First noticeably audible playing of Soulja Boy's "Crank That". I figure I should do a running tally. Right now - Soulja Boy Tally is at 1. The White Person Soulja Boy Tally is also at one. Not pretty. If you don't know this song - by all means - check it out. If you don't know what it means - boy are you in for a treat.
6:53 p.m. - Enter the stadium. Great seats - halfway up the bottom section at the 48 yard line. Thanks Christian and Debbie.
Festivities include the announcing of the Miami seniors by none other than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. His duties include the announcing of one player's major - "Ocean Pictures". Gotta love the "U".
7:14 p.m. - First beer that we pay for inside the stadium. The ID checker is hilarious. Its almost as if he hasn't had anyone order a MGD before.
7:32 - Virginia TD. 7-0.
7:56 - Virginia TD. 14-0.
8:10 - Virginia FG. 17-0.
8:19 - Virginia TD. 24-0. It is officially ugly.
8:30 p.m. - Talking to Christian about the game. We decide Miami needs to run Cooper more. The very next play - Cooper rushes for 25 yards. Is there hope?
8:32 p.m. Nope!
Soulja Boy Tally up to 2.
Time Unknown - Missed Virginia TD getting beer.
Halftime festivities include the honoring of several of Miami's greats: George Mira, Ottis Anderson, Bennie Blades, Russell Maryland, Gino Torretta, Darren Smith and Andre Johnson included.
At this time I figured I should mention that if the U, and Miami, wanted to do it right, then Pitbull should be giving the halftime performance, perhaps with a cameo by Trick Daddy. Will S., Christian's younger brother and a Virginia student, states that the halftime performance basically mirrors UM's game performance.
9:23 p.m. - Another Virginia TD.
9:29 p.m. - Miami's first real play.
9:43 - Go to the concession stand for more beer and a hot dog. When we get there, the concessionaires say that they can't serve beer anymore. (Where was the last call?). They get 2 hot dogs, place them on the counter, and I pull out a $10 bill. The dogs were $4 a piece. The concessionaires then say, sorry, we can only take exact change, and put the dogs back into the warmer. Ridiculous. The fourth quarter just started!!!! Relay this story about 4 dozen times to those back in the seats. No wonder this stadium is being destroyed.
10:35 - Rip up two seats, then see a security guard and a police officer looking right at me. I do the most logical thing, I walk right up to the guard and ask if I can just take the seat. He says, predictably, no. At least they didn't arrest me for ripping the two seats off the bleachers.
10:37 - Our section is now noticeably empty, even for a rout. Notice that reason our section was empty was because of the number of leg spreaders drank by Kyle, who has evacuated his stomach onto the seats about 5 rows in front of us. Move away.
Go back to the bus. Grab a spicy sausage from a vendor along the way.
During the trip to the hotel, Debbie mentions that she thinks the blowout win for Virginia was a good thing, and not just because she wanted them to win. She opines that a blowout by Virginia was the only thing that could deflate the energy from the crowd enough to keep them from rioting. I think I agree.
Time Unknown - Pass Out.
Sunday, November 11, 2007
First thing, We Make It Rain supports all the Veterans from the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, Merchant Marine and National Guards! THANK YOU!
7:45 a.m. - Racecar's friend, Cheryl, goes into labor in Charleston, South Carolina. Congratulations to you and Jason.
7:46 - 9 a.m. - Not quite awake yet, so time to watch bad tv, which includes Run's House. Great episode in which Diggy has 2 "girlfriends" over to visit constantly. One is white and the other is black. One of them is Ja Rule's daughter. (Guess which one she is). Diggy is 12.
9:04 a.m. - Call from Debbie. We are going to meet for breakfast buffet in 15 minutes. Get dressed. While getting dressed, Alicia Keys video comes on. Racecar notes that "no matter how she tries to present herself, she looks masculine". My response ... "Perhaps its her penis."
9:22 - Breakfast buffet includes steak!!!!! God Bless the Holiday Inn.
10:00 - Christian has an online class until 11.
11:03 - Even though Christian's class is still going on, we pack our stuff into his car, and get ready to go to Dolphin stadium.
11:07 - Christian's class ends.
11:17 - Park at the stadium, set up canopy. Drink beer. Nice Sierra Nevada Pale Ale to start the day.
11:32 - Our cohorts, Kim, Jack, Shannon and Buck arrive. Buck immediately relays his travel conversation which included talk of Cleveland Steamers and "sexcrement". Glad I missed that ride. Worried though, since that car had all of our tailgate food.
11:37 - The tailgate next to us arrives, which includes O.J. McDuffie. Yes, the former NFL great O.J. McDuffie. Well, at least the former Penn State "great" and former NFL "good" O.J. McDuffie. Huge party there. Lots of music. The tunes are good party-starting music- Janet, Blackstreet, lots of old R&B. I then remark to the rest of my group, particularly Racecar, the difference between a Florida tailgate and a Miami tailgate .... more rhythm.
11:41 - Generic guy "fantasy football" talk. I mention that since the Bucs were on a bye, I had to pick up the Bills Defense. One guy who had Lee Evans then says, I guess we are all rooting for the Bills. I reply, I'll take a 3-0 Dolphins score.
Another random jersey watch. There were the typical Bills and Dolphins jerseys. Marino, Ronnie Brown (complete with trick knee), Jason Taylor, Zach Thomas (with and without concussion), Roscoe Parrish, Paul Posluszny, LT. But one particularly took the cake. Your former Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - JACK KEMP!
11:43 a.m. - Soulja Boy Tally is up to 3.
11:45 a.m. - Realize that Buck has gotten sick twice already. In his defense, he was at a wedding the night before. Kyle and Buck - that sounds like a combo to get sick from drinking.
Lots of beer flows.
1:04 - Game starts - nobody really notices.
1:17 p.m. - Jesse Chatman throws up on the field, then is taken to the locker room. Apparently throwing up is the theme for the weekend.
1:34 p.m. - Racecar stubs her toe on the asphalt on the way to get more beers. Breaks off half of her toenail, and cuts into her big toe so much that she will probably need stitches. It really doesn't look pleasant. I fight the urge to pull a Kyle, Buck and Jesse Chatman. Go to the infirmary in section 156.
2:01 p.m. - Return from the infirmary. People question where we were for so long. Reply that we were looking for a quiet place for a quickie, and that we found one in section 156.
2:05 p.m. - Kim and Jack discuss finding section 156.
2:24 p.m. - Kim and Jack realize that Racecar hurt her toe.
2:29 p.m. Kim and Jack just realize that section 156 was the infirmary.
3:03 p.m. - Score is 3-2. Even better than my earlier wish, because the Bills Defense got a safety. Now is probably a good time to mention (WARNING - only actual football analysis of this game) that Chris Kelsey is having one helluva game.
Since the game is so boring - nothing really to report.
3:52 p.m. - A girl in a Marshawn Lynch jersey is taken away in cuffs from section 431. Crowd cheers.
Game ends - mercifully - at least for the fans. Continue the tailgate until the parking lot is empty, or until it starts to rain, whichever comes first.
A big thank you to Christian and Debbie for the tickets and the ride. It was a great weekend, the horrific games notwithstanding.
This weekend came about because my friends Christian and Debbie S. have Dolphin season tickets, club level, but are also graduates of the University of Virginia. The big group (mostly Virginia fans) was going to rent a bus to the 'Canes game. Since we were doing both games, Christian, Debbie, Hannah (hereinafter "Racecar" - figure it out) and myself were going to drive to Miami, check into the hotel, have the bus pick us up, go to the game, have the bus drop us off at the hotel, then wake up and drive to the Dolphins game. Not a bad plan at all.
Here is what transpired:
Saturday, November 10, 2007
1:45 p.m. - Christian and Debbie pick us up at Racecar's house. I completely forgot that the University of Virginia celebrates football in style. Christian in a coat and tie, Debbie completely dressed up. We get in the car in our T-Shirt and shorts. Side note, Racecar is a Gator. Neither the 'Canes or Gators really celebrate football in the full Southern tradition. Although football is an institution at the University of Florida, and everyone in Gainesville loves UF Football, it isn't as formal as at UVa, or Auburn, etc.
2:55 p.m. - Check in the Hotel.
3:00 p.m. - While changing clothes (different T-Shirt), I start flipping through the television channels to find some college football. I found something much better, Karate Kid II, on Telemundo.
3:01 p.m. - Confirmation that the bus has left West Palm Beach.
3:12 p.m. - To 7-11 for some "refreshments". Although the cooler is packed, that is for Sunday's game. The bus is stocked, but it isn't here yet. Plus, I figured I might be able to find some Hurricane Malt liquor in honor of the game. Wrong. Old English has to do.
3:51 p.m. - After tiring of Spanish language television and some boring college football, I stumble upon I'm Gonna Get You Sucka. What a way to start what was supposed to be a football weekend. I almost want to watch this movie and skip the game. Almost.
4:07 p.m. - Bus arrives. Almost everyone is already tanked. Especially Kyle.
4:17 p.m. - Kyle begins passing out beers to others on the bus. We think he had a few for himself.
This is a good time to mention the mixed drinks on the bus, or shall I say mixed drink. Only one concoction in a water cooler - the Peanut Island Leg Spreader. It also goes by a couple of other names, that due to legal considerations, seriously - no joke, I cannot mention. Just a fascinating potable, and very accurately named. I think Kyle must have had more than his share at this point. More on Kyle later.
5:08 p.m. - Near the Orange Bowl - fans, mostly students, walking by the bus. A couple of the younger guys on the bus are fascinated by two particular young Miami students and can't stop themselves from staring. One of the riders on the bus (I didn't see who said it) says, "Put your Man Boobs on the window to try to impress the Miami girls". Thankfully for all of us, and for the Miami girls, he didn't.
Just mostly generic drinking and enjoying ourselves.
5:46 p.m. - Racecar comes back from the restroom and relays this conversation among two girls that she heard. Girl 1 says that she was going to the Dolphins game tomorrow with a weatherman's son. Girl 2 - "Let it Rain"! We here at We Make It Rain applaud the response!
6:15 p.m. - I decide to use one of the inconveniently positioned facilities outside the tailgate area. While standing in line, I notice someone that honestly looks like a vagrant slumped on the sidewalk leaning against the fence that encloses the "parking area" for the tailgates. About 6 of Metro-Dade's finest are checking on this man. (After some debate about whether he is a man or a woman, we find out that he is in fact a man). One is kicking his legs (the guy is sitting indian style) trying to get a reaction, while another is pouring water on his face. After about a half dozen kicks and two or three pours of water, the man tries to get up. Even though it is incredibly difficult for him, he finally manages to stand (in real time, this whole episode takes about 7 or 8 minutes). When he stands, a couple of the officers give the "Touchdown" sign, and the guy proceeds to fall headfirst onto the sidewalk. Eventually the police move the guy, around the corner against the same fence, where he remains at least until I go into the stadium. Bizarre. Why they didn't arrest him and take him to the drunk tank or at least call for EMS I have no idea. This guy could have hurt himself or someone else. I am surprised that he didn't seriously hurt himself when he fell.
6:23 p.m. - Talk to the people in line around me. The girl in front of me is a UM grad student, who graduated from the University of Vermont. At some point in time, I am able to mention something about how I wasn't particularly worried about being stabbed by a UM fan. She isn't amused, as apparently she was friends with the UVM student that was recently kidnapped and murdered. My humble apologies for upsetting her like that. How could I have known? The older couple behind me mention something about how the line needs to hurry. I mention that I just might stay in for 10 minutes to make them mad. The guy goes, "Don't worry about it. I just walked from Pennsylvania and held it the whole way. What does ten more minutes mean?
This seems like a good time to mention that I was on the bizarre jersey watch. I saw a ton of Michael Irvin, Ed Reed, Ray Lewis, Jeremy Shockey - pros and college jerseys. Then out of nowhere appeared a Yatil Green. Huh? Out of all the talent Miami has produced in the past, Yatil Green?
6:41 p.m. - First noticeably audible playing of Soulja Boy's "Crank That". I figure I should do a running tally. Right now - Soulja Boy Tally is at 1. The White Person Soulja Boy Tally is also at one. Not pretty. If you don't know this song - by all means - check it out. If you don't know what it means - boy are you in for a treat.
6:53 p.m. - Enter the stadium. Great seats - halfway up the bottom section at the 48 yard line. Thanks Christian and Debbie.
Festivities include the announcing of the Miami seniors by none other than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. His duties include the announcing of one player's major - "Ocean Pictures". Gotta love the "U".
7:14 p.m. - First beer that we pay for inside the stadium. The ID checker is hilarious. Its almost as if he hasn't had anyone order a MGD before.
7:32 - Virginia TD. 7-0.
7:56 - Virginia TD. 14-0.
8:10 - Virginia FG. 17-0.
8:19 - Virginia TD. 24-0. It is officially ugly.
8:30 p.m. - Talking to Christian about the game. We decide Miami needs to run Cooper more. The very next play - Cooper rushes for 25 yards. Is there hope?
8:32 p.m. Nope!
Soulja Boy Tally up to 2.
Time Unknown - Missed Virginia TD getting beer.
Halftime festivities include the honoring of several of Miami's greats: George Mira, Ottis Anderson, Bennie Blades, Russell Maryland, Gino Torretta, Darren Smith and Andre Johnson included.
At this time I figured I should mention that if the U, and Miami, wanted to do it right, then Pitbull should be giving the halftime performance, perhaps with a cameo by Trick Daddy. Will S., Christian's younger brother and a Virginia student, states that the halftime performance basically mirrors UM's game performance.
9:23 p.m. - Another Virginia TD.
9:29 p.m. - Miami's first real play.
9:43 - Go to the concession stand for more beer and a hot dog. When we get there, the concessionaires say that they can't serve beer anymore. (Where was the last call?). They get 2 hot dogs, place them on the counter, and I pull out a $10 bill. The dogs were $4 a piece. The concessionaires then say, sorry, we can only take exact change, and put the dogs back into the warmer. Ridiculous. The fourth quarter just started!!!! Relay this story about 4 dozen times to those back in the seats. No wonder this stadium is being destroyed.
10:35 - Rip up two seats, then see a security guard and a police officer looking right at me. I do the most logical thing, I walk right up to the guard and ask if I can just take the seat. He says, predictably, no. At least they didn't arrest me for ripping the two seats off the bleachers.
10:37 - Our section is now noticeably empty, even for a rout. Notice that reason our section was empty was because of the number of leg spreaders drank by Kyle, who has evacuated his stomach onto the seats about 5 rows in front of us. Move away.
Go back to the bus. Grab a spicy sausage from a vendor along the way.
During the trip to the hotel, Debbie mentions that she thinks the blowout win for Virginia was a good thing, and not just because she wanted them to win. She opines that a blowout by Virginia was the only thing that could deflate the energy from the crowd enough to keep them from rioting. I think I agree.
Time Unknown - Pass Out.
Sunday, November 11, 2007
First thing, We Make It Rain supports all the Veterans from the Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines, Coast Guard, Merchant Marine and National Guards! THANK YOU!
7:45 a.m. - Racecar's friend, Cheryl, goes into labor in Charleston, South Carolina. Congratulations to you and Jason.
7:46 - 9 a.m. - Not quite awake yet, so time to watch bad tv, which includes Run's House. Great episode in which Diggy has 2 "girlfriends" over to visit constantly. One is white and the other is black. One of them is Ja Rule's daughter. (Guess which one she is). Diggy is 12.
9:04 a.m. - Call from Debbie. We are going to meet for breakfast buffet in 15 minutes. Get dressed. While getting dressed, Alicia Keys video comes on. Racecar notes that "no matter how she tries to present herself, she looks masculine". My response ... "Perhaps its her penis."
9:22 - Breakfast buffet includes steak!!!!! God Bless the Holiday Inn.
10:00 - Christian has an online class until 11.
11:03 - Even though Christian's class is still going on, we pack our stuff into his car, and get ready to go to Dolphin stadium.
11:07 - Christian's class ends.
11:17 - Park at the stadium, set up canopy. Drink beer. Nice Sierra Nevada Pale Ale to start the day.
11:32 - Our cohorts, Kim, Jack, Shannon and Buck arrive. Buck immediately relays his travel conversation which included talk of Cleveland Steamers and "sexcrement". Glad I missed that ride. Worried though, since that car had all of our tailgate food.
11:37 - The tailgate next to us arrives, which includes O.J. McDuffie. Yes, the former NFL great O.J. McDuffie. Well, at least the former Penn State "great" and former NFL "good" O.J. McDuffie. Huge party there. Lots of music. The tunes are good party-starting music- Janet, Blackstreet, lots of old R&B. I then remark to the rest of my group, particularly Racecar, the difference between a Florida tailgate and a Miami tailgate .... more rhythm.
11:41 - Generic guy "fantasy football" talk. I mention that since the Bucs were on a bye, I had to pick up the Bills Defense. One guy who had Lee Evans then says, I guess we are all rooting for the Bills. I reply, I'll take a 3-0 Dolphins score.
Another random jersey watch. There were the typical Bills and Dolphins jerseys. Marino, Ronnie Brown (complete with trick knee), Jason Taylor, Zach Thomas (with and without concussion), Roscoe Parrish, Paul Posluszny, LT. But one particularly took the cake. Your former Secretary of Housing and Urban Development - JACK KEMP!
11:43 a.m. - Soulja Boy Tally is up to 3.
11:45 a.m. - Realize that Buck has gotten sick twice already. In his defense, he was at a wedding the night before. Kyle and Buck - that sounds like a combo to get sick from drinking.
Lots of beer flows.
1:04 - Game starts - nobody really notices.
1:17 p.m. - Jesse Chatman throws up on the field, then is taken to the locker room. Apparently throwing up is the theme for the weekend.
1:34 p.m. - Racecar stubs her toe on the asphalt on the way to get more beers. Breaks off half of her toenail, and cuts into her big toe so much that she will probably need stitches. It really doesn't look pleasant. I fight the urge to pull a Kyle, Buck and Jesse Chatman. Go to the infirmary in section 156.
2:01 p.m. - Return from the infirmary. People question where we were for so long. Reply that we were looking for a quiet place for a quickie, and that we found one in section 156.
2:05 p.m. - Kim and Jack discuss finding section 156.
2:24 p.m. - Kim and Jack realize that Racecar hurt her toe.
2:29 p.m. Kim and Jack just realize that section 156 was the infirmary.
3:03 p.m. - Score is 3-2. Even better than my earlier wish, because the Bills Defense got a safety. Now is probably a good time to mention (WARNING - only actual football analysis of this game) that Chris Kelsey is having one helluva game.
Since the game is so boring - nothing really to report.
3:52 p.m. - A girl in a Marshawn Lynch jersey is taken away in cuffs from section 431. Crowd cheers.
Game ends - mercifully - at least for the fans. Continue the tailgate until the parking lot is empty, or until it starts to rain, whichever comes first.
A big thank you to Christian and Debbie for the tickets and the ride. It was a great weekend, the horrific games notwithstanding.
Friday, November 9, 2007
NFL Midseason Review
It's midseason in the NFL already (where did the time go), so as a big NFL fan, it is time to analyze each and every team's season to date. Yes, I know it is now week 10, meaning 9 weeks have been completed, but in those 9 weeks, most teams have only played 8 games, thus midseason. So for those of you dorky math majors - don't call or write about the timing of the midseason review. A lot has changed since the quarter season review, so sit back and enjoy. If you are only a marginal fan, use this quick guide to impress your co-workers with your knowledge. If you are a true fan, there is a good chance that you even know more than me, so please refrain from too many negative comments. I did try to throw in at least one subtle joke per team, but some of the teams themselves are jokes enough.
AFC EAST
New England Patriots (9-0)
Wow. I hate them, but they are good. Does anybody push off defensive backs better than Randy Moss? I don't think so. With Seymour starting to round into form and Harrison back from his suspension for cheating, well, they might only get better.
Buffalo Bills (4-4)
Undefeated since my last entry, and the Bills are doing it by staying close, and finding a way to make 1 or 2 more plays than their opponents. Lee Evans seems to be rounding into Pro Bowl form, and Marshawn Lynch might be the best rookie running back. (Just kidding – we KNOW who that is). Lynch is playing well though. Buffalo could make a surprise run at the playoffs, especially since they get to play the Dolphins.
New York Jets (1-8)
Awful. Just bad. How's that Thomas Jones trade working out? Of course, it isn't working out that great for the Bears either.
Miami Dolphins (0-8)
I don't want to waste any time writing about them. With Ronnie Brown out – they are horrendous with a capital WHORE. With Ronnie Brown in – the are still awful.
AFC NORTH
Pittsburgh Steelers (6-2)
Typical good Steelers team. Tough on both sides of the ball, Parker is running well still, and Santonio Holmes is emerging as an elite receiver. (Plus he is from the actual current greatest high school program in the country – Glades Central High School in Belle Glade, Florida. More current NFL players than any other high school). And Harrison had quite possibly the greatest defensive Monday night football game since Lawrence Taylor broke Theismann's leg. What a performance. And he isn't even one of the biggest names on this defense. Going to be a tough out in the playoffs for sure (and yes, I know that is basically a repeat line – don't bother me about it).
Cleveland Browns (5-3)
Undefeated since the quarter season review. Derek Anderson has definitely put up Pro Bowl caliber play (since the NFL allows you to vote for 3 QBs), and Braylon Edwards joins Kellen Winslow, Jr. as a definite soldier on the offense. Plus, Anderson has kept us from seeing Brady Quinn on the field every week. Lack of a consistent running game and horrific defense may keep this team from going places. Next two games (Pittsburgh and Baltimore) could determine how this team ends up.
Baltimore Ravens (4-4)
Boy are they unwatchable on offense. They just got trounced by Pittsburgh, and they are looking old. Willis McGahee is gaining quite a bit of yards considering teams have now started putting 11 in the box to stop him. Steve McNair might as well be Thomas Hearns right now. How on earth does Derrick Mason have 62 receptions - tied for tops in the NFL (see below entry). On defense, Ed Reed is tied for the league lead in interceptions and Ray Lewis is up to 14th in tackles (tied with the immortal Paris Lenon – quick, name what team he is on).
Cincinnati Bengals (2-6)
A team with such a promising offense is absolutely horrible. TJ Houshmandzadeh has actually put up some numbers and is leading the NFL in receptions, but this team is unwatchable, save for Chad Johnson last week. (If you don't know what I am talking about – please go find a story on Cincinnati's week 9 game – and Yes, I am going to hell).
AFC SOUTH
Indianapolis Colts (7-1)
Played New England incredibly close without Marvin Harrison, who was suspended for the game because of Syracuse's opening game throwback jerseys. (I had to throw that in here, sinickal). They play their division games at home and are basically cruising until playoff time. Joseph Addai has cemented himself as a premier back in this league. He can run, catch, and most importantly for the Colts, block, since the Colts do not have to substitute on passing plays. This makes opposing linebackers have to account for his presence coming out of the backfield. Defense is much improved and that Bob Sanders, and the other defensive backs, can bring the pain.
Tennessee Titans (6-2)
Not pretty, but good. Lendale White is putting up decent numbers (and not just in the buffet line), and no matter what his stats are, tell me you wouldn't want the ball in Vince Young's hands at the end of a close game. Albert Haynesworth is playing like a man possessed and he is playing like he wants a new contract. (Oh yeah – he is in his contract year).
Jacksonville Jaguars (5-3)
Quinn Gray? Are you serious. How did that happen? Is he really better than Tim Couch, who was cut in the preseason? The answer to the question who has delivered the hardest hit this season is … "Maurice Jones-Drew". For those that didn't see it, Jacksonville was pounded by New Orleans, who intercepted a pass in the end zone with no time left. (I don't even want to give that clown the benefit of having his name published here). Even though the game was a blowout and he intercepted the ball in the endzone, Clown decided to run it out where he was summarily planted by Jones-Drew. Nice work. What does that say about a team when their running back has the biggest it?
Houston Texans (4-5)
Surprisingly good despite the fact that you can't name 4 Texans on the active roster. (That means you cannot include Andre Johnson). Demeco Ryans is a certifiable bad ass - leading the AFC in tackles. Please vote him into the Pro Bow.
AFC WEST
They all stink. (But go Priest Holmes – for fantasy reasons).
NFC EAST
Dallas Cowboys (7-1)
Big game with the Giants which should determine the division title. Fighting with Green Bay (huh?) for best record in the NFC. Just beating everyone not named New England right now. Explosive team, and actually fun to watch. For those college football fans that think South Florida came out of absolutely nowhere this year, Anthony Henry, tied for the league lead in interceptions, is a Bull.
New York Giants (6-2)
Can someone explain to me how after having 19 sacks in one game, Osi Umenyora only has 8 for the season? That reminds me of how Alex Brown became a three time All-American defensive end at Florida because he had 3 sacks against Tennessee in the third game of his sophomore year and then proceeded to disappear for 2 ¾ seasons. Travesty. (Quick aside – Eli is the only Manning to beat Florida – and he did it twice). Pass rush is excellent, but they still need to shore up their secondary. Plaxico Burress has cooled a little, but he has done a lot to shed his Plexiglass image this year by playing injured, and playing well.
Washington Redskins (5-3)
They might be the best unwatchable team in the NFL. Hard hitting safeties, but other than that – boring, excepting Clinton Portis press conferences, of course.
Philadelphia Eagles (3-5)
You know you are bad when Andy Reid welcomes the attention about his sons to deflect some of the heat of the season. My best guess is that his sons were dealing to customers who were trying to erase any memory of watching the Eagles this year.
NFC NORTH
Green Bay Packers (7-1)
As much as I hate to give any credit to Brett Favre, as I am a Bears fan, he and his receiving corps are doing an excellent job given the fact that the team runs about as well Stephen Hawking. Jennings is truly emerging, and AJ Hawk is actually as good as they hoped he would be.
Detroit Lions (6-2)
Approaching the ten wins that Kitna predicted before the season. Somehow, they might actually be good. Nothing really more to add here.
Minnesota Vikings (3-5)
Adrian Peterson is the truth. The boys at KSK have dubbed him the "Purple Jesus", and that might be the most accurate description. When I named Dwayne Bowe the first quarter Offensive Rookie of the Year, that was primarily because: (1) somebody had to get credit for Kansas City's surprising start; (2) Childress hardly gave him the ball; and (3) it was before his Chicago game and San Diego game. Now, no contest. Defense is actually stouter than expected as well. Venus and Serena Williams as defensive tackles are brilliant.
Chicago Bears (3-5)
Start Adrian Peterson. The other one.
NFC SOUTH
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-4)
Maybe Jon Gruden can coach. Maybe Jeff Garcia can play. Boy would he look good in a Bears jersey right about now. Of course, half of his past romances would look good in (or out) of a Bears jersey also.
Carolina Panthers (4-4)
Vinny Testaverde? Really – they are banking on Vinny Testaverde? Oh yeah, they do have a defense. Big Beast update – now at 61 tackles. Since I just mentioned two Miami guys, it seems like a good time to mention that I will be at the Virginia – Miami game for the finale of the Orange Bowl. Great stadium (for electricity and crowd noise), great history (Super Bowl III – 1984 Orange Bowl – Doug Flutie [the bastard] – the UM/FIU brawl – the Florida Flop [look it up – one of the biggest acts of unsportsmanlike conduct ever] – countless college championships and stars – five Super Bowls – the 1972 Dolphins) and lots of Hispanics. Horrible location, Horrible amenities, NO PARKING. But still fun.
New Orleans Saints (4-4)
4-0 in their last four games, and practically unstoppable on offense. Good thing they don't have that pesky Deuce McCallister in the game to slow them down.
Atlanta Falcons (2-6)
This team is playing like a bunch of dogs.
NFC WEST
Seattle Seahawks (4-4)
How are they leading the division? I mean it. Can someone explain it to me? Please.
Arizona Cardinals (3-5)
If only they could get big games from Fitzgerald AND Boldin at the same time they might have something. Darnell Dockett shining on defense with his 8 sacks. This division is ripe for the taking.
San Francisco 49ers (2-6)
Wasn't this the team that everyone thought was the sleeper. An improved Alex Smith? Gone. Vernon Davis as a threat? Gone. Darrell Jackson as a number 1 receiver? Dropped – I mean Gone. The only redeeming quality on this team is Patrick Willis who is leading the league in tackles. He will be the first rookie to lead the league in tackles since – well, how the hell should I know that.
St. Louis Rams (0-8)
Did Leonard Little drive the team bus?
MID-SEASON AWARDS
Just so you know for each award I will list 3 names. The first will be the choice of us here at We Make It Rain. The second will be the consensus amongst fans, writers, and other authorities, and the third will be who I would love to vote for that award (even though they may only be on the outside looking in). This excludes Most Improved, since who the hell knows what the consensus is for that.
Offensive MVP - Tom Brady (Brady) (Braylon Edwards)
Defensive MVP - Albert Haynesworth (Bob Sanders) (Patrick Willis or Anthony Henry)
Offensive Rookie of the Year – Adrian Peterson (Peterson) (Peterson) (GAME OVER)
Defensive Rookie of the Year – Patrick Willis (Willis) (Willis) – again GAME OVER
Coach of the Year – Romeo Crennel (who cares)
Most Improved - Santonio Holmes
AFC EAST
New England Patriots (9-0)
Wow. I hate them, but they are good. Does anybody push off defensive backs better than Randy Moss? I don't think so. With Seymour starting to round into form and Harrison back from his suspension for cheating, well, they might only get better.
Buffalo Bills (4-4)
Undefeated since my last entry, and the Bills are doing it by staying close, and finding a way to make 1 or 2 more plays than their opponents. Lee Evans seems to be rounding into Pro Bowl form, and Marshawn Lynch might be the best rookie running back. (Just kidding – we KNOW who that is). Lynch is playing well though. Buffalo could make a surprise run at the playoffs, especially since they get to play the Dolphins.
New York Jets (1-8)
Awful. Just bad. How's that Thomas Jones trade working out? Of course, it isn't working out that great for the Bears either.
Miami Dolphins (0-8)
I don't want to waste any time writing about them. With Ronnie Brown out – they are horrendous with a capital WHORE. With Ronnie Brown in – the are still awful.
AFC NORTH
Pittsburgh Steelers (6-2)
Typical good Steelers team. Tough on both sides of the ball, Parker is running well still, and Santonio Holmes is emerging as an elite receiver. (Plus he is from the actual current greatest high school program in the country – Glades Central High School in Belle Glade, Florida. More current NFL players than any other high school). And Harrison had quite possibly the greatest defensive Monday night football game since Lawrence Taylor broke Theismann's leg. What a performance. And he isn't even one of the biggest names on this defense. Going to be a tough out in the playoffs for sure (and yes, I know that is basically a repeat line – don't bother me about it).
Cleveland Browns (5-3)
Undefeated since the quarter season review. Derek Anderson has definitely put up Pro Bowl caliber play (since the NFL allows you to vote for 3 QBs), and Braylon Edwards joins Kellen Winslow, Jr. as a definite soldier on the offense. Plus, Anderson has kept us from seeing Brady Quinn on the field every week. Lack of a consistent running game and horrific defense may keep this team from going places. Next two games (Pittsburgh and Baltimore) could determine how this team ends up.
Baltimore Ravens (4-4)
Boy are they unwatchable on offense. They just got trounced by Pittsburgh, and they are looking old. Willis McGahee is gaining quite a bit of yards considering teams have now started putting 11 in the box to stop him. Steve McNair might as well be Thomas Hearns right now. How on earth does Derrick Mason have 62 receptions - tied for tops in the NFL (see below entry). On defense, Ed Reed is tied for the league lead in interceptions and Ray Lewis is up to 14th in tackles (tied with the immortal Paris Lenon – quick, name what team he is on).
Cincinnati Bengals (2-6)
A team with such a promising offense is absolutely horrible. TJ Houshmandzadeh has actually put up some numbers and is leading the NFL in receptions, but this team is unwatchable, save for Chad Johnson last week. (If you don't know what I am talking about – please go find a story on Cincinnati's week 9 game – and Yes, I am going to hell).
AFC SOUTH
Indianapolis Colts (7-1)
Played New England incredibly close without Marvin Harrison, who was suspended for the game because of Syracuse's opening game throwback jerseys. (I had to throw that in here, sinickal). They play their division games at home and are basically cruising until playoff time. Joseph Addai has cemented himself as a premier back in this league. He can run, catch, and most importantly for the Colts, block, since the Colts do not have to substitute on passing plays. This makes opposing linebackers have to account for his presence coming out of the backfield. Defense is much improved and that Bob Sanders, and the other defensive backs, can bring the pain.
Tennessee Titans (6-2)
Not pretty, but good. Lendale White is putting up decent numbers (and not just in the buffet line), and no matter what his stats are, tell me you wouldn't want the ball in Vince Young's hands at the end of a close game. Albert Haynesworth is playing like a man possessed and he is playing like he wants a new contract. (Oh yeah – he is in his contract year).
Jacksonville Jaguars (5-3)
Quinn Gray? Are you serious. How did that happen? Is he really better than Tim Couch, who was cut in the preseason? The answer to the question who has delivered the hardest hit this season is … "Maurice Jones-Drew". For those that didn't see it, Jacksonville was pounded by New Orleans, who intercepted a pass in the end zone with no time left. (I don't even want to give that clown the benefit of having his name published here). Even though the game was a blowout and he intercepted the ball in the endzone, Clown decided to run it out where he was summarily planted by Jones-Drew. Nice work. What does that say about a team when their running back has the biggest it?
Houston Texans (4-5)
Surprisingly good despite the fact that you can't name 4 Texans on the active roster. (That means you cannot include Andre Johnson). Demeco Ryans is a certifiable bad ass - leading the AFC in tackles. Please vote him into the Pro Bow.
AFC WEST
They all stink. (But go Priest Holmes – for fantasy reasons).
NFC EAST
Dallas Cowboys (7-1)
Big game with the Giants which should determine the division title. Fighting with Green Bay (huh?) for best record in the NFC. Just beating everyone not named New England right now. Explosive team, and actually fun to watch. For those college football fans that think South Florida came out of absolutely nowhere this year, Anthony Henry, tied for the league lead in interceptions, is a Bull.
New York Giants (6-2)
Can someone explain to me how after having 19 sacks in one game, Osi Umenyora only has 8 for the season? That reminds me of how Alex Brown became a three time All-American defensive end at Florida because he had 3 sacks against Tennessee in the third game of his sophomore year and then proceeded to disappear for 2 ¾ seasons. Travesty. (Quick aside – Eli is the only Manning to beat Florida – and he did it twice). Pass rush is excellent, but they still need to shore up their secondary. Plaxico Burress has cooled a little, but he has done a lot to shed his Plexiglass image this year by playing injured, and playing well.
Washington Redskins (5-3)
They might be the best unwatchable team in the NFL. Hard hitting safeties, but other than that – boring, excepting Clinton Portis press conferences, of course.
Philadelphia Eagles (3-5)
You know you are bad when Andy Reid welcomes the attention about his sons to deflect some of the heat of the season. My best guess is that his sons were dealing to customers who were trying to erase any memory of watching the Eagles this year.
NFC NORTH
Green Bay Packers (7-1)
As much as I hate to give any credit to Brett Favre, as I am a Bears fan, he and his receiving corps are doing an excellent job given the fact that the team runs about as well Stephen Hawking. Jennings is truly emerging, and AJ Hawk is actually as good as they hoped he would be.
Detroit Lions (6-2)
Approaching the ten wins that Kitna predicted before the season. Somehow, they might actually be good. Nothing really more to add here.
Minnesota Vikings (3-5)
Adrian Peterson is the truth. The boys at KSK have dubbed him the "Purple Jesus", and that might be the most accurate description. When I named Dwayne Bowe the first quarter Offensive Rookie of the Year, that was primarily because: (1) somebody had to get credit for Kansas City's surprising start; (2) Childress hardly gave him the ball; and (3) it was before his Chicago game and San Diego game. Now, no contest. Defense is actually stouter than expected as well. Venus and Serena Williams as defensive tackles are brilliant.
Chicago Bears (3-5)
Start Adrian Peterson. The other one.
NFC SOUTH
Tampa Bay Buccaneers (5-4)
Maybe Jon Gruden can coach. Maybe Jeff Garcia can play. Boy would he look good in a Bears jersey right about now. Of course, half of his past romances would look good in (or out) of a Bears jersey also.
Carolina Panthers (4-4)
Vinny Testaverde? Really – they are banking on Vinny Testaverde? Oh yeah, they do have a defense. Big Beast update – now at 61 tackles. Since I just mentioned two Miami guys, it seems like a good time to mention that I will be at the Virginia – Miami game for the finale of the Orange Bowl. Great stadium (for electricity and crowd noise), great history (Super Bowl III – 1984 Orange Bowl – Doug Flutie [the bastard] – the UM/FIU brawl – the Florida Flop [look it up – one of the biggest acts of unsportsmanlike conduct ever] – countless college championships and stars – five Super Bowls – the 1972 Dolphins) and lots of Hispanics. Horrible location, Horrible amenities, NO PARKING. But still fun.
New Orleans Saints (4-4)
4-0 in their last four games, and practically unstoppable on offense. Good thing they don't have that pesky Deuce McCallister in the game to slow them down.
Atlanta Falcons (2-6)
This team is playing like a bunch of dogs.
NFC WEST
Seattle Seahawks (4-4)
How are they leading the division? I mean it. Can someone explain it to me? Please.
Arizona Cardinals (3-5)
If only they could get big games from Fitzgerald AND Boldin at the same time they might have something. Darnell Dockett shining on defense with his 8 sacks. This division is ripe for the taking.
San Francisco 49ers (2-6)
Wasn't this the team that everyone thought was the sleeper. An improved Alex Smith? Gone. Vernon Davis as a threat? Gone. Darrell Jackson as a number 1 receiver? Dropped – I mean Gone. The only redeeming quality on this team is Patrick Willis who is leading the league in tackles. He will be the first rookie to lead the league in tackles since – well, how the hell should I know that.
St. Louis Rams (0-8)
Did Leonard Little drive the team bus?
MID-SEASON AWARDS
Just so you know for each award I will list 3 names. The first will be the choice of us here at We Make It Rain. The second will be the consensus amongst fans, writers, and other authorities, and the third will be who I would love to vote for that award (even though they may only be on the outside looking in). This excludes Most Improved, since who the hell knows what the consensus is for that.
Offensive MVP - Tom Brady (Brady) (Braylon Edwards)
Defensive MVP - Albert Haynesworth (Bob Sanders) (Patrick Willis or Anthony Henry)
Offensive Rookie of the Year – Adrian Peterson (Peterson) (Peterson) (GAME OVER)
Defensive Rookie of the Year – Patrick Willis (Willis) (Willis) – again GAME OVER
Coach of the Year – Romeo Crennel (who cares)
Most Improved - Santonio Holmes
Thursday, November 8, 2007
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