Showing posts with label Football Johnny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Football Johnny. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 18, 2013

The Ole College Try

Welcome to the weekly installment of the almost weekly perspective of college football.  As a refresher, I write this column as if every player is a Heisman Trophy candidate. Why? Because it is ridiculously ludicrous that the networks, including the World Wide Leader, nay, especially the World Wide Leader, emphasize the Heisman Trophy race this early in the season. After all, who knew who Johnny Manziel was at this time last year.  Consider this my sarcastic homage to stupid reporting.

Heisman Watch

Quarterback Edition

Favorite - Johnny Manziel - Texas A & M - OK, OK, OK - it is time for me to put Manziel here (and end his brief suspension), especially after that fantastic game against number 1 ranked Alabama.  Football Johnny threw for 464 yards and 5 TDs, and ran for another 98 yards against the vaunted Crimson Tide defense.  On the year Manziel has 11TDs against only 3 interceptions, and is just shy of 1,000 yards.

Teddy Bridgewater - Louisville - A solid, but not stellar performance against Kentucky gives him over 1,000 yards passing on the season, 10 TDs and only 1 interception.  Against the remainder of his schedule those numbers should soar.

A.J. McCarron - Alabama - He threw for 334 yards and 4 TDs - against 0 interceptions - in the game against Texas A & M.  It sure looks like a 3 way race for All-SEC quarterback this year.

Rising - Joe Southwick - Boise State - 27-29 for 287 yards and 1 TD against Air Force.  Almost as interesting of a completion percentage as that of ....

Jameis Winston - Florida State - who has 5 incompletions and 6 TDs on the year.  More TDs than incompletions!  I assume this will not last all year.

Dark Horse - Blake Bell - Oklahoma - 413 yards and 4 TDs in his first start of the season.  Makes you think that perhaps he should have been starting all along, although he is no Lake Bell.



(Still )Falling - Braxton Miller - Ohio State - No MCL, No Heisman.

Running Back Edition

No change this week - why?  Nobody really has taken advantage of the fact that their is a dearth of running backs receiving recognition, and thus it only takes someone to step forward.  Thus, I am keeping this edition the same until someone makes a huge mark.

Favorite - Todd Gurley - Georgia

Rising - De'Anthony Thomas - Oregon

Sleeper - Andre Williams - Boston College

Wide Receiver Edition

Paul Richardson - Colorado - Due to the flooding, the Buffaloes game against Fresno State has been postponed, but Richardson is still posting up huge numbers.  A huge game against Oregon State could put him over the top.

Jordan Matthews - Vanderbilt - He had 8 more catches for 106 yards against South Carolina in a 39-25 defeat.  For the season he has 24 catches for 395 yards.

Rising - Mike Evans - Texas A & M - The 6'5" sophomore turned in a huge performance against Alabama with 7 receptions for 279 yards and a 1 TD.  He was easily Manziel's go-to-receiver in this game.

Defensive Edition

(No change this week, as no defensive player is truly a standout - yet - like T'eo last year, or like Clowney was expected to be. Although I have my eyes on one particular SEC lineman, who will likely rise if he has a solid game this week).

3.  Ik Enempkali - DE - Louisiana Tech - The undersized defensive end leads the NCAAs in sacks, and his name is Ik!

2.  Damante Horton - CB - Washington State - 3 interceptions, tied for the NCAA lead, and like I said last week, and anytime you play defense on a Mike Leach coached team - that is something.

1.  Za'Darius Smith - DE - Kentucky - Tied for the NCAA lead in sacks.

Player to Watch

Sean Mannion - QB - Oregon State - 1237 yards passing and 12 total TDs passing, leading Oregon State to a 2-1 record.  If Oregon State is going to have any chance to beat Oregon or Stanford, or any of the other contenders in the PAC-12, then Mannion will have to keep up his offensive onslaught.

My New Favorite Player Besides Baker Mayfield - the Walk On Freshman

Blake Bell - QB - Oklahoma - If for now other reason than to show another picture of Lake Bell.



Players of the Week

This section will be more week specific as the season goes forward, but for the first week, it is hard to differentiate the players of the week from the players of the season, as the season has only lasted 1 week.

5.  Marcos Mariota - QB - Oregon - See above.

4.  Paul James - RB - Rutgers - 192 yards on 21 rushes for three touchdowns in a 28-10 victory over Eastern Michigan.

3.  A.J. McCarron - See above.

2.  Mike Evans - 279 yards against Alabama!.

1. Johnny Manziel - Football Johnny torched the "vaunted" Alabama defense and thrusted himself back to the top of the Heisman talk.  Will need some work to make the SEC championship game with the loss, though.

Goat of the Week (Player Edition)

T.J. Yeldon - His money flipping/throat slashing gesture before halftime was incredibly classless, and he utterly fired up the Aggies in a game that looked well in hand for the Tide.

Goat of the Week (Coach Edition)

Bo Pellini - Nebraska - Not only do the Cornhuskers get thoroughly annihilated in the second half on their home turf by UCLA, but Pellini's rant from 2011 against Nebraska fans comes public - along with about 14 F-bombs and F-derivative bombs.  Coaches - Just recruit, teach, game plan and coach your teams.  Otherwise - SHUT UP!

Predicted BCS Championship Game Match Up

Alabama v. Oregon - Alabama passed the first of its 3 tests, and Oregon is cruising along.  LSU and Stanford seem to be the next two big hurdles for the two teams that otherwise seem on a collision course.

Rant(s) of the Week

Rules/Officiating.  A Texas A & M defender (whose name I do not recall), had his helmet pushed off of his head by an Alabama offensive lineman, and because he continued chasing after the running back, received a 15 yard penalty.  Apparently this is exactly the rule, so this was the correct call.  It is a stupid rule, and if a player is dumb enough to continue the play without a helmet, that is his fault.  As for officiating, how do the officials think he lost his helmet - illegal hands to the face perhaps?  Let's get it straight fellas.

Under Performance of the Week

Nebraska - We all know that long-gone are the days of the "Black Shirts" defense, but what we witnessed Saturday - at Nebraska nonetheless was practically inconceivable.  A 31-0 thumping at the hands of UCLA, in just the second half, is the kind of actions that gets coaches fired - either defensive coordinators or head coaches (See Rant).

Last Week's Trivia Answer

Miami Hurricanes Quarterback Brock Berlin.  Interesting because the highly heralded Berlin started at Florida, but then transferred to Miami after he could not beat out Rex Grossman for the starting job.

Trivia Question of the Week

Alabama has won 2 BCS titles in a row, and is currently ranked number 1 in its quest for a third.  What was the last college to win 3 consecutive championships - and what years?

Match up(s) to Watch

Not a very interesting week, as confirmed by ESPN Gameday's choice of heading to defending two-time FCS champion North Dakota State for their broadcast, but that does not mean that some interesting games do not exist.

5.  Savannah State v. Miami - Only to see if Miami covers the 60 point spread.

4.  Louisiana-Monroe v. Baylor ULM and/or ULL always seem to put up one or two big wins against ranked teams.  Baylor is exciting, and unlikely to fall victim to the upset - but  you never know.

3. Arizona State v. Stanford - Oregon and Stanford seem to be on a collision course for the conference championship and possibly even the BCS champhionship, however, Arizona State is one of those teams that can ruin the party for the Cardinals and Ducks.

2.  Auburn v. LSU - Its the battle of the SEC Tigers and the chance to keep pace with Alabama for the SEC West crown.

1. Tennessee v. Florida - Because I am going to be there.

Friday, September 13, 2013

The Ole College Try

Welcome to the weekly installment of the almost weekly perspective of college football.  As a refresher, I write this column as if every player is a Heisman Trophy candidate. Why? Because it is ridiculously ludicrous that the networks, including the World Wide Leader, nay, especially the World Wide Leader, emphasize the Heisman Trophy race this early in the season. After all, who knew who Johnny Manziel was at this time last year.  Consider this my sarcastic homage to stupid reporting.

Heisman Watch

Quarterback Edition

Favorite - Teddy Bridgewater - Louisville - Still the legitimate front runner for this award, and he continued his dominating performances, albeit against absolutely nobody.  Another 397 yards and 4 TDs will keep him at the top of this list for a long, long time.

Aaron Murray - Georgia - Clemson - Almost 400 yards and 4 Touchdowns against a supposedly tough South Carolina defense.  Murray and the Bulldogs, off a loss to Clemson, takes over the driver's seat in the battle to win the SEC east.

Rising - Marcus Mariota - Oregon - He might be the most athletic quarterback in the country, and Oregon has a legitimate chance to make the BCS championship game.  He had 199 yards passing with 2 TDs, and another 122 yards rushing with another score.  Toughest QB to defend in the country.

Dark Horse - Taysom Hill - Brigham Young - Was outstanding in the Cougars' upset of then number 15 Texas.  In fact, Hill directly led to the Longhorns ouster of their defensive coordinator.  Hill threw for only 129 yards, but rushed for 259 yards and 3 touchdowns in BYU's 40-21 victory.

Falling - Braxton Miller - Ohio State - No MCL, No Heisman.

Running Back Edition

Favorite - Todd Gurley - Georgia - Had another 134 yards against the Gamecocks.  He is easily the best running back in college at this point.

Rising - De'Anthony Thomas - Oregon - Only 124 yards, but only he accrued that total on only 11 carries.  With Mariota is an incredible 1-2 punch for the ducks.

Sleeper - Andre Williams - Boston College - He totaled 204 yards against Wake Forest, and was the primary reason the Eagles won their ACC opener.

Wide Receiver Edition

Paul Richardson - Colorado - He had his second 200 yard receiving game, and has 4 total touchdowns on the year.  If he keeps this up, the race for the Biletnikoff is over.

Jordan Matthews - Vanderbilt - He had another 6 catches for another 100 yard game (111 yards), and he might be, gulp, the best receiver in the SEC.

Jeremy Gallon - Michigan - He had 8 receptions for 184 yards and 3 TDS against Notre Dame, and more importantly was incredibly dynamic.

Defensive Edition

3.  Ik Enempkali - DE - Louisiana Tech - The undersized defensive end leads the NCAAs in sacks, and his name is Ik!

2.  Damonte Horton - CB - Washington State - 2 interceptions this week, and anytime you play defense on a Mike Leach coached team - that is something.

1.  Za'Darius Smith - DE - Kentucky - He had 3 of his 4 sacks this week against Miami (OH).

Player to Watch

Odell Beckham - WR - LSU - If LSU is going to truly challenge Alabama and Texas A & M for the SEC West crown, someone is going to have to step up and get open for Zach Mittenberger - that person is going to be Beckham.

My New Favorite Player Besides Baker Mayfield - the Walk On Freshman

Spiffy Evans - Returner - Boston College - Sometimes it is all in the name.

Players of the Week

This section will be more week specific as the season goes forward, but for the first week, it is hard to differentiate the players of the week from the players of the season, as the season has only lasted 1 week.

5.  Jeremy Gallon - Michigan - See above

4.  Brennan Clay - RB - Oklahoma - Rushed for 170 yards, and the Sooners needed every single one of them as they defeated West Virginia only 16-7.

3.  Teddy Bridgewater - See above.

2.  Za'Darius Smith - Kentucky - See above.

1.  Paul Richardson - See above.

Goat of the Week (Player Edition)

Devin Gardner - QB - Michigan - Overall the QB had a very good game against the Irish, however, his scramble into the end zone in which he was tackled for a safety, I mean, while he was being tackled for a safety he decided the throw the ball backwards and it was recovered by the Irish for a touchdown was absolutely ridiculous.  He is lucky that he played well enough that this play did not hurt the Wolverines in the long run.

Goat of the Week (Coach Edition)

Jim Grobe - Wake Forest - Trailing Boston College by 10 in the waning seconds of the first half, Grobe decides to go for it on fourth and goal close to the end zone.  The Eagles hold, and instead of being down a TD at halftime, the Deacons are down two scores.  They never recovered.  If I have said it once, I have said it a thousand times - TAKE THE POINTS!

Predicted BCS Championship Game Matchup

Alabama v. Oregon - This is by no means a foregone conclusion, as both teams have tough roads ahead, but they look like they are the best two teams - albeit a bit flawed.

Rant(s) of the Week

Oklahoma State is being chastised by a series of articles in Sports Illustrated that identify rampant drug use, improper payments, and other assorted cover-ups.  But what struck me is that one of the allegations is that the hostesses for recruits were having sex with the recruits.  Really - this is news?!  Everyone that I know that has ever been recruited by any college football team has had this happen to them.  It was even one of the subplots of the movie the Program!  How is this newsworthy - or even a violation?

Under Performance of the Week

Texas - We were told that Texas was going to be back, instead, after a drubbing by BYU their defensive coordinator gets fired.  Can Mack Brown be far behind.  Even after a loss - Will Muschamp must be laughing.

Last Week's Trivia Answer

N/A this week.

Trivia Question of the Week

The Miami Hurricanes defeated the Florida Gators in Miami - OK Miami Gardens - on Saturday.  Who was the winning quarterback the last time the teams met in South Florida?

Match up(s) to Watch

3. Louisville v. Kentucky - As Louisville's schedule is definitely a bit light, the Cardinals need to show they can light up schools from the SEC, even if it is only Kentucky.

2. Tennessee v. Oregon - I would love to see how Oregon's offense stacks up against an SEC defense - albeit not a stellar one.  At least this will give us a bit of a preview of what we really have in Oregon.

1. Alabama v. Texas A & M - Duh!