Here We Go Again

It appears that our Patron Saint is at it again. Not content with just causing trouble in strip clubs, Mr. Jones has decided that he would also return home to wreak havoc, in of all places, an SUV.

According to reports, Mr. Jones and two of his friends were inside a Toyota SUV after 12:40 a.m. this morning in backwoods West Virginia with a white powder covering a card as Mr. Jones used a credit card to scrape the powder. After officers took the men out of the SUV, they found a plastic bag with a white substance, most likely cocaine, as well as a jar with possible marijuana residue. When asked about the substance, Mr. Jones apparently admitted that it was cocaine.

He is being held in jail on a charge of felony possession of a controlled substance, with his arraignment scheduled for tomorrow.

What? It wasn't our Patron Saint, Adam "Pacman" Jones, but rather a white receiver from Jacksonville named Matt Jones? It wasn't backwoods West Virginia, but rather Arkansas?

Good - that feels much better. Never mind!