Sunday, November 30, 2008

Breaking News: I am an East Coast Snob

I am currently sitting in my parents house in a time zone way behind my beloved EST. And guess what...I hate this place!

I hate getting out of bed and realizing that the noon college football games have already started before I have had coffee. And let me tell you, having your first cup of coffee after you have had your first beer is disturbing on a number of levels. Just trust me on this.

There is no getting out of bed and leisurely rolling into Saturday ESPN Gameday. If you have any social life, you have to set an alarm out here to make sure that don't miss Lee Corso donning the ridiculous costume of some team that he is picking that week or to make sure you see some of the great signs in the crowd.

This morning, I did set an alarm so that I wouldn't miss my favorite Sunday morning show -- The Sports Reporters. All I want on Sunday mornings is a little time to have some coffee, a breakfast sandwich and - on this morning - some banter about Charlie Weiss losing his job and some jokes about Plaxico Burress shooting himself in the leg...I fell back asleep shortly after the intro to the show.

Now? Now, I am just disoriented. I am in the 3rd quarter of the Giants - Redskins game and it isn't even afternoon yet. How in the hell do people drink out here?

Look, I understand the west coast philosophy that games are over at a reasonable time and that you can enjoy the rest of your evening. Or that it is just to hard to watch late games on the east coast and be functional the next day.

You know what? I am calling bullshit!

Why? Because I am never cranky the next day when I have stayed up til 2:00 am to watch a great game.

Tired? Sure.

Hungover? Probably.

But never cranky.

I am cranky like wife with PMS right now, because I missed my favorite show and was still drinking coffee at kick-off of the first games. Maybe I meant that I am cranky like Our Patron Saint sans strippers to rain on...who knows.

These are scars that may never heal. I can't wait to get back to the cold, dreary, crowded, crime-ridden northeast corridor. Yeah, home sweet home.

Monday, November 10, 2008

Girl of the Week

Well, didn't make it to the posts last week, but at least we can start this week off right. I present this week's Girl of the Week, Gaby Espino.



Monday, November 3, 2008

Girl of the Week

Sorry we have been dark for a while, just got really busy. I am going to try to make this week a little more eventful. Let's start off with our "Girl of the Week". I present to you: Julianna Knust.



Saturday, October 11, 2008

Girl of the Weekend

Grace Park (Boomer on Battlestar)






College Football Must See TV! These will all be very good if not great games to watch. My picks are my personal preference - who I will be rooting for to win.

Texas v. Oklahoma
My Pick: Texas

LSU v. Florida
My Pick: LSU

Tenn. v. Georgia
My Pick: Georgia

Okla St. v. Mizzou
My Pick: Okla St.

Penn St. v. Wisconsin
My Pick: Wisconsin

Thursday, October 9, 2008

The Ole College Try

This is your weekly wrap-up of the college football season, told from a couple of days distance simply to let some of the stories simmer a bit and to gain a bit of perspective. I did watch quite a bit of games this weekend, although the replay and coaching issues during the Miami game may have discombobulated me for a while.

Heisman Watch (Big 12 QB edition - well except for the Defense)

Favorite - Chase Daniel - He has to be the odds on favorite now, unless he completely underperforms in a big conference game. Here is the only stat you need to see: Since he has started at QB at Missouri, they have not had a single three and out. NOT ONE! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Sleeper - Colt McCoy - Texas - Normally a Texas QB could never be considered a sleeper, but with all the talented QBs in this conference, and since Colt McCoy is no Vince Young, this is where I will slot him for now. What? McCoy is leading the Longhorns in rushing? Probably not a good sign going into the Red River Battle, but is still impressive nevertheless.

Rising - Sam Bradford - Oklahoma - 372 yards and 2 TDs in a shellacking of Baylor. His yearly totals are 1665 yards and 18 touchdowns to date. You would think that he would be hard pressed to beat his freshman year 176.52 QB rating (which I think was the highest in college last year, but I am too lazy right now to look it up), except for the fact that his sophomore rating to date is 204.97. Read that again! Impressive huh?.

Falling - Todd Reesing - Kansas - He is having a nice season, and can no longer be considered an overachiever for last season. The same cannot be said about the Jayhawks, however.

Statistical Favorite - Graham Harrell - Texas Tech - There is a reason why I called this the Graham Harrell category earlier in the year. 454 yards and 6 TDs passing (plus 1 rushing) against Kansas State. He is also now the leading passing (yards) in Texas Tech history, having passed the prolific Kliff Kingsbury. Remember, this is the team that has passed every down for the past 33 years.

Defensive Leader - Nathan Peppers DT - South Carolina - Mississippi coming off its electric win over Florida, could have thought it was going to go on a roll to make it a very interesting SEC west battle. Peppers made sure that didn't happen by scoring on a 29 yard fumble recovery in the second quarter. This is all I can come up with, as I am holding this category for LSU's Ricky Jean-Francois Jean Luc Picard Rocket Richard Martin St. Louis Vincent Lecavalier makes good on his promise to hit Tebow really hard.

Player to Watch

Demaryius Thomas - Sophomore WR - Georgia Tech - He caught 9 passes for 230 yards in the Ramblin' Wreck's 27-0 shutout over Duke. But, more importantly, HE WAS THE ONLY YELLOW JACKET WITH A RECEPTION, as QB Jaybo Shaw completed 9 of 14 passes, all 9 to Thomas. I know a lot of receivers think that they are the only legitimate target when they step on the field. Apparently Thomas was correct. Jaybo, sounds like he should be my new favorite player.

My New Favorite Player

Sean Spence - LB - Miami - The Dude is absolutely everywhere. Just everywhere. Scored a very important TD against Florida State. Spence is going to be a star. Unless, of course, Ricky Jean-Francoise makes good on his promise. Then I'll have to retire this category.



Predicted BCS Championship Game Matchup

Oklahoma v. Alabama. With the continued emergence of Charles Scott, LSU should probably be here, and I would put them here now, but I just don't want to jinx them before this weekend's game. For now, song girls at play.


Rant(s) of the Week

1. Coaches that don't know how to work the clock when down more than 1 score. Randy Shannon had approximately a 40 yard field goal on fourth down with just over 2 minutes to go down 9. His kicker has been very good this year, and has been successful from over 50. He kicks the field goal, you try to get the onside kick, and if it is successful, you have 2 minutes to score a game winning TD. Instead, Shannon goes for it, ultimately scores the TD, but then only has 15 seconds left with no timeouts to score. The onside kick was unsuccessful anyway, but even if it was successful, no legitimate chance to score a TD. A field goal in that situation gives you the chance. Antone Smith's non-fumble call on the first TD drive notwithstanding. The play was reviewed, the ball was clearly on his hip well before going down. Ugggghhhhh!

Congratulations of the Week

To Utah - the Utes beat upstart Oregon State fresh off their upset of USC. Oregon State should have had the confidence to beat Utah, but yet, they maintained their chance at a BCS bowl with a 31-28 victory to go 6-0.

Underperformance of the Week

To Wisconsin - They failed to take advantage of a clearly underwhelming Ohio State team, losing 20-17.

Trivia Question of the Week

In honor of Bradford's atronomical, QB rating, ahem, Passing Efficiency Rating, who holds the highest single season PER and the career highest PER. This is for Division IA, folks.

Last Weeks Answer

The NCAA Division 1A record for most career games rushing over 200 yards is 11, held jointly by Marcus Allen, Ricky Williams and Ron Dayne.

Matchup(s) to Watch

1. LSU v. Florida - Two top 11 teams, LSU top 5 and undefeated, Ricky Jean-Francoise throwing down the Tebow gauntlet, 8:00 p.m. start time, the Swamp, plus, I'll be there. Definitely the matchup to watch. How and why CBS passed this game for the Tennessee - Georgia tilt, I will never know.

2. Texas v. Oklahoma - So maybe LSU/Florida isn't the most important game to watch this weekend. Showdown at high noon for Big 12 South supremacy, and an inside track to the national championship game.

3. Vanderbilt v. Mississppi State - Not because both teams are great or because this is a scintillating rivalry, but simply to see if Vandy can keep up its momentum and go 6-0 overall, and more importantly 4-0 in the SEC.

Monday, October 6, 2008

Pac Man Fever (Week 5 Edition)


Here are our stats for our man man Adam Jones, the Patron Saint of this here blog. He once again led the team in tackles, with 6 against the Bengals. He did drop a sure fire interception, that could have been a touchdown, though, on a play in which Carson Palmer was incredibly pissed at Chad Javon Johnson. ("His Mama call him Clay, Imma call him Clay"). Overall Pacman is 5th on the team in tackles with 20 (for a cornerback!), and tied for first on the team with 1 fumble recovery. He is only averaging 4.7 yards per punt return, having fielded 14 punts, with 1 fair catch.

Girl of the Week

Happy Monday everybody. Here is your girl of the week: Brazilian Carol Honorio.