Sunday, January 27, 2013

Te'o Pod

So, as some of the details of the Manti Te'o - Lennay Kekua relationship have come to light, I wanted to get some information first-hand.  I traveled across the state to Bradenton, where Te'o is training for the NFL combine, to see if he would speak to me first hand.  Having no idea who I am, Te'o refused the interview.  But in doing so, he hastily dropped his iPod, which I, of course, found it to be my duty to review.  He happened to have a mix named "Lennay Kekua".  And it consists of these 15 songs:

15.  Missing You - John Waite

14.  Finlandia - Sibelius

13.  Have You Seen Her - Chi-Lites

12.  Brown-Eyed Girl - Van Morrison

11.  Computer Love - Zapp and Roger

10.  C'Mon Babe - 2 Live Crew

9.  Dude Looks Like a Lady - Aerosmith

8.  Digital Display - Ready for the World

7.  Have You Seen Her - Donnel Jones

6.  Country Roads - John Denver

5.  Suspicious Minds - Elvis Presley

4.  Have You Seen Her - MC Hammer

3.  Just My Imagination - The Temptations

2.  I Knew I Loved You Before I Met You - Savage Garden

1.  Imaginary Lover - Atlanta Rhythm Section

So there you have it - definitive proof that Te'o knew something was suspicious about the Kekua situation.  Either that, or he has really eclectic musical tastes.

Monday, January 14, 2013

All-Professional Footballers


As we approach the NFL Final Four, and on the heels of naming my collegiate Pepster All-Americans, it is time to name the best professional footballers of this NFL season.  This is my reflection of the best players from throughout the NFL.  It is simply who I thought played the best this year.  Although there are more than 11 offensive and defensive players listed, the team is selected to account for the various offenses and defenses used around the country (trip receivers, spread, 3-4, 4-3, etc.). I also choose some backups to account for different styles of players. I chose to explain my picks in some instances, and not in others. Why? Because I feel like it. Now here are the Pepster 2012 All-Pros.


Offense

QB - Aaron Rodgers, Green Bay Packers; Tom Brady, New England Patriots - Controversy out of the gate as no Peyton Manning and none of the "young guns".  Don't worry RGIII, you will have plenty of time to make this list if you stay healthy, and Luck and Wilson look like future staples.  As far as no Manning, Rodgers and Brady just looked much more in control of games, against much stiffer competition than the AFC West this year.  Rodgers was first in QB rating, and Brady's Patriots led the league in scoring.

RB - Adrian Peterson, Minnesota Vikings; Marshawn Lynch, Seattle Seahawks; Alfred Morris, Washington Redskins - No explanation should be necessary, nor will be forthcoming.

WR - Calvin Johnson, Detroit Lions; Brandon Marshall, Chicago Bears; Andre Johnson, Houston Texans; Wes Welker, New England Patriots - C. Johnson with a single season record 1,964 yards and 122 receptions and Marshall with an often electrifying 118 catches, for 1,508 yards and 11 TDs.  Johnson and Welker with equally spectacular seasons, although 118 catches for Welker can be described as ho-hum.  Remember all of the "where is Wes Welker in the playbook" discussions the first quarter of the season?

TE - Tony Gonzalez, Atlanta Hawks; Jason Witten, Dallas Cowboys - Two of the all-time greats.

T - Ryan Clady, Denver Broncos; Joe Staley San Francisco 49ers; Joe Thomas, Cleveland Browns - Clady and Staley are nasty.  Staley's performance with one hand against Matthews was phenomenal.

G - Mike Iupati, San Francisco 49ers; Marshal Yanda, Baltimore Ravens;  Logan Mankins, New England Patriots Iupati, in my opinion, is the best offensive lineman in the game.  Yanda always seems to control his guy.  Mankins because the highest scoring offense has to get some line credit, and he is the best on that team.

C - Mike Pouncey, Miami Dolphins; Maurkice Pouncey, Pittsburgh Steelers - Mike doesn't get much credit yet because of his team.  When I asked Mike who should back him up on this team, he responded, "My brother Maurkice, calling up the freaks"!

Defense

DE - J.J Watt, Houston Texans; Julius Peppers, Chicago Bears; Cameron Wake - No discussion necessary.

DT - Vince Wilfork, New England Patriots; Justin Smith, San Francisco 49ers; Haloti Ngata - Again, no discussion necessary, but I will say that Wilfork, Watt and Charles Tillman should be the only 3 vote getters for defensive player of the year.

OLB - Aldon Smith, San Francisco 49ers; Von Miller, Denver Broncos; Chad Greenway, Minnesota Vikings - Smith and Miller are game changing defensive players.  Greenway led all outside backers in tackles.

ILB - Patrick Willis, San Francisco 49ers; NaVorro Bowman, San Francisco 49ers; Luke Kuechly, Carolina Panthers; London Fletcher, Washington Redskins; Jerod Mayo, New England Patriots - The Niners picks are no brainers, Kuechly led the league in tackles, and Fletcher has been good for a long, long, long time!!!

CB - Charles Tillman, Chicago Bears; Richard Sherman, Seattle Seahawks; Tim Jennings, Chicago Bears; Patrick Peterson, Arizona Cardinals - See my Tillman note above, and Sherman was fantastic.  Jennings led the NFL in picks with 9.  As for Peterson, remember when the Cardinals were undefeated and had a great defense - yeah me either - but Peterson is awesome.

S - Dashon Goldson, San Francisco 49ers; Thomas DeCoud, Atlanta Falcons; Morgan Burnett, Green Bay Packers; Thomas Davis, Carolina Panthers - Goldson is always around the ball, on runs or passes, and DeCoud caught every overthrown pass in the NFL. Burnett led all safeties in tackles, and I just love watching Thomas Davis play.

Special Teams

K - Blair Walsh, Minnesota - One of the greatest kicking seasons in history.  36-36 on extra points and 35-38 on FGAs, including 10-10 over 50 yards.

P - Andy Lee, San Francisco 49ers - I don't normally care about punters, and Lee led the league in net yardage (along with Thomas Morestead), but dropped more than Morestead inside the 20.

R - Jacoby Jones, Baltimore Ravens (Kicks); Leodis McKelvin, Buffalo Bills (Punts); T.Y. Hilton, Indianapolis Colts - all three were incredibly exciting, although Trindan Holliday marks a huge run after his playoff performance.  I could also just have Patrick Peterson return kicks as well.

Saturday, January 12, 2013

Everybody's All-American

As college football has concluded its 2012 campaign and we are 1 step closer to a playoff to decide the national champion, this seems as if it is the right time to name the Pepster All-Americans.  This is my reflection of the best players from college, and by no means is meant to indicate who will be high draft picks, or as my prognostication as to which players will become good or great professionals.  It is simply who I thought played the best last year.  Although there are more than 11 offensive and defensive players listed, the team is selected to account for the various offenses and defenses used around the country (trip receivers, spread, 3-4, 4-3, etc.). I also choose some backups to account for different styles of players. I chose to explain my picks in some instances, and not in others. Why? Because I feel like it. Now here are the Pepster 2012 All-Americans.


Offense

QB - Johnny Manzell, Texas A & M;  Jordan Lynch, Northern Illinois; Geno Smith, West Virginia- Manzell needs no explanation.  Lynch set the record for most rushing yards by a quarterback and Smith put up ludicrous numbers - which he had to do because his defense was ludicrously awful!

RB - Kenjon Barner, Oregon; Montee Ball, Wisconsin, Stefphon Jefferson, Nevada - If you are asking why Barner and Ball, then you are not a true college football fan.  Stefphon Jefferson because he was second in yards, second in touchdowns scored and first in "he spells his name, How?"  Duke Johnson will be on this list next year - Guaranteed!

WR - Marquise Lee, USC; Stedman Bailey, West Virginia; DeAndre Hopkins, Clemson; Terrance Williams, Baylor - Lee had 118 receptions for 1721 yards; Bailey had 114 receptions for 1622 yards and 25 TDS!!!!  Hopkins had only 82 catches for 1405 yards, but 18 TDs, while Williams had an astounding 1832 yards - on 97 catches - after losing Robert Griffin III.

TE - Zach Ertz, Stanford - and since nobody uses TEs anymore, no Tyler Eifort.

T - Luke Joeckel, Texas A & M; Cyrus Kuandijo, Alabama; D.J. Fluker, Alabama.  Joeckel is by far the best offensive lineman in the country, and well, did you see Alabama's running game?

G - Chance Warmack, Alabama; Cyril Richardson, Baylor - Once again - Alabama's offensive line and as for Richardson, just watch the Kansas State tape, with Lache Seastrunk constantly running up the middle.

C - Barret Jones, Alabama - Seriously, they were that good.

Defense

DE - Jadeveon Clowney, South Carolina; Damontre Moore, Texas A & M; Bjoern Werner, FSU - Clowney - just for the bowl game hit.  Yes THE Bowl Game HIT!  Moore because A & M played a lot more than just offense.  Werner is most people's starter, but I thought he just took too many plays off.

DT - Star Lotulelei, Utah; Sharif Floyd - Lotulelei might have been the best player of which you have never heard.  Floyd was a beast that anchored a darn good Florida Gator defense this year (and to appease the Gator fans before they see that I did not include Matt Elam on my team).

OLB - Jarvis Jones, Georgia; Khaseem Greene, Rutgers; C.J. Mosley, Alabama - Jones needs no explanation - but he did lead the country in sacks, and the only reason Greene needs an explanation is because nobody watches Rutgers.  Mosley is phenomenal, and to be honest, the only reason I have Greene ahead of him is that I really like watching Greene play.

ILB - Manti Te'o, Notre Dame; Arthur Brown - Kansas State - Te'o received most of the acclaim and all of the apostrophes, but Arthur Brown can flat play defense as well.

CB - Dee Milliner, Alabama; Johnthan Banks, Mississippi State; Jordan Poyer, Oregon State - Milliner was my MVP of the BCS Championship game, and Banks allowed Mississippi State to play an extra safety in the box against all of the tough SEC offenses.  Poyer had 7 interceptions.

S - Phillip Thomas, Fresno State; Ed Reynolds, Stanford; Eric Reid, LSU - Thomas led the country with 8 interceptions, while Ed Reynolds anchored a tough, tough Cardinal defense.  Eric Reid is included because the LSU defense was way too good to not have someone on the team, and I personally found Barkevious Mingo incredibly disappointing - and I can give lots of examples, if you prefer.

Now for my Matt Elam aside.  I attended 3 Florida games and watched at least a portion of every other game.  While Elam is a talent, (he was a consensus All-American for everyone else and is the highest rated safety in the draft - to date), he often runs himself out of plays, is often out-of-position, over pursues way too much, is way too eager to make the big hit/play rather than make a tackle and takes stupid - and I mean STUPID - penalties, often personal fouls.  I personally saw that in the LSU game there were times where Elam was on the bench in the second half for several plays - and not for an injury or equipment reasons either.  In fact, his signature play, running the receiver down and causing the fumble in the LSU game, only happened because he bit horribly on the play-action fake and was WAY out of position.  I will give him credit for not giving up on the play, though.

Special Teams

K - Cairo Santos, Tulane - 47 - 48 on the year, and that miss was on an extra point.  Plus, my Palm Beach County brethren, the Palm Beach County Sports Commission, felt he was the best kicker in awarding him the Lou Groza award.  This was a category that should have, and was, fought over by the 3 Florida kickers, Dustin Hopkins, Caleb Sturgis and Jake Wieclaw, but Santos rose above them all.

P - Kyle Christy, Florida - Although Christy only finished seventh in punting with a 45.8 yard (Ryan Allen of Louisiana Tech had an astounding 48 yard average, Christy affected each and every game with his punts, giving the Gators great field position on subsequent drives after pinning the opponents deep in their own endzone, and the Gators desperately needed the short field with their offense.

R - Marcus Murphy - Missouri - He had a 24.1 yard kickoff return average with 1 touchdown and a 13.9 yard punt return average with 3 touchdowns.  I would love to put Duke Johnson here, but he didn't return any punts  I could divide the return duties, but then I would just be playing favorites.